Me, a DUFFER?!? (please do not delete)

[Rhyanidd]

Relativist. *mutters* "I say it so it's true." HA!

Yes, indeedy.

Oh, I never intended to do that.


I was gonna tell them myself.

You probably don't even remember what I'm talking about!

Wha-a? *is curious* Do tell...

No! It's a secret.

I'd rather not hear it.

Yes, you would.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

She's just saying it's a secret so that we get curious...SHE doesn't even know what she's actually talking about any more...

 

[Rhyanidd]

I do so! *pouts* Mommy, they don't believe me.

Anyway, it is a secret! *humph*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Riiiight...

If you remembered, you could prove it by telling.

 

[Rhyanidd]

I can't tell my secrets! If I told my secrets then they wouldn't be secrets anymore. Besides if I told ya know then I'd have nothing to scare Olorin with...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Heh. I'll scare him for you.

"No dessert..."

 

[Rhyanidd]

lol. But I like to do my own dirty work........besides this is much worse than no dessert, cause he can always sneak dessert when you ain't lookin'....

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Not if I don't make any....

 

[Rhyanidd]

Somehow...I doubt you'd make yourself suffer just so you could make Olorin suffer

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Well if I go to college, then I won't make dessert, but I will STILL be able to get dessert myself. Perfect solution. *beams happily*

 

[Rhyanidd]

Well if I go to college, then I won't make dessert, but I will STILL be able to get dessert myself. Perfect solution. *beams happily*

CollEge! CollEge, CHILD! CollEge!

...And um, that really doesn't make any sense since he's not gonna be getting dessert regardless--so why be scared now?

 

[Olórin the Wise]

But, since you weren't going to make me said desert anyway (being in college several thousand miles away), then someone else would make me desert, and your thread would henceforth become useless. So you see, you can't REALLY scare me.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Oh well. I can leave him out of the marching orders for my mom when I leave.

Btw, did you call me a CHILD? I thought I was getting old?

 

[Rhyanidd]

YOU SPELLED COLLEGE! You don't get the privelages of being old.

Olorin: I already presented that argument, even if it was a bit bumbled.

Marching orders?

 

[Olórin the Wise]

You know, like, "Left foot, right foot, double-step, triple-step, pirouette..."

Actually, that sounds more like ballet orders.

 

[Rhyanidd]

I have no idear what ya'll are talking about.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

I'm the official cook, (or was), so when I leave, my mom takes over the position again...

 

[Rhyanidd]

But whats that got to do with 'marching orders'.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Weeell...the supposed idea is that I leave my mom instructions when I leave...hence, marching orders... (not that I will, or that she'd follow them, but SHHH!)

 

[Olórin the Wise]