Me, a DUFFER?!? (please do not delete)

[Lady of Lorien]

Nein. We even look alike!

 

[Olórin the Wise]

wait... nein? Why the nein?

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Nein, we did not miss something.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

How do you know?

 

[Rhyanidd]

LoL: If you guys look alike does that mean you have the same funny lookin' nose?

 

[Olórin the Wise]

SILENCE, MINION!!! *mutters about slaves who make smart remarks in their spare time*

 

[Rhyanidd]

I'M NOT YOUR MINION! YOU'RE MY MINION! Fool!

 

[Lady of Lorien]

No no no, he's MY minion.

And about that same funny lookin' nose...I was going to say, we look similar, but I look much more beautiful. *nods* And anyhow, we actually have DIFFERENT funny lookin' noses. His is enormous, and mine has a slight bump in it.

 

[Rhyanidd]

*starts to argue* Naw...nevermind, you can keep the Olorin Minion he's not that good of a one anyhow.

I doubt it...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

A minion?


RF: MINION!!
...
RF: YOU!! MINION!!!!!
...
RF: *grabs Olorin* I was calling you!
Olorin: Oh, you were?
RF: YES!! *slap*
Olorin. I see.
RF: Well?
Olorin: Well what?
RF: Aren't you going to ask what you can do for me?
Olorin: No...
RF: YES YOU ARE!!! *punch*
Olorin: Fine. What?
RF: What what?
Olorin: Don't repeat yourself.
RF: *kick*
Olorin: What's your problem?
RF: YOU NEED TO ADDRESS ME PROPERLY!!
Olorin: Is that so?
RF: *faceplant* YES!!
Olorin: I see.
RF: You say, "What may I do for you, grand exalted majesty?"
Olorin: I do?
RF: YES!!!
Olorin: Ah.
RF: WELL??
Olorin: Well what?
RF: I'm waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiting...
Olorin: For what?
RF: FOR YOU DO ADDRESS ME PROPERLY, YOU IDIOT!!
Olorin: Oh... well, why didn't you say so?
RF: I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE TO SAY SO!!
Olorin: Is that so?
(A large crash sounds. Upon later examinatinon, it was found that RF had tipped a bookcase over onto Olorin.)
RF: NOW are you going to address me properly?
Olorin: *crawls out from under bookcase* Why should I?
RF: BECAUSE YOU'RE MY MINION!!
Olorin: I am?
RF: Do we HAVE to discuss this all over again?
Olorin: I don't see why.
RF: Good. Now, address me properly.
Olorin: How does it profit me?
RF: YOU DON'T GET BEAT UP, THAT'S HOW!!
Olorin: Is that so?
RF: *gives up* Fine. Just go make my bed.
Olorin: Why?
RF: *pushes Olorin into bedroom and locks door from outside*
Olorin: Wow, she's in a bad mood. Wonder why?
(Olorin goes to the window, opens it, takes the screen out, and steps back. He then 'makes' RF's bed... but in the process sets fire to it.)
Olorin: *jumps out the window* *walks off down the road, whistling*

 

[Rhyanidd]

Omygosh! Lauren, that was too funny! My sister and I both have tears streaming....ROFL!

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*bows* Thank you. I tried to make it as realistic as possible.

 

[Rhyanidd]

Very good, it was very realistic...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

I did think the bookcase might have been a little overdone, but upon further reflection, I discarded the notion.

 

[Rhyanidd]

I did think the bookcase might have been a little overdone, but upon further reflection, I discarded the notion.

lol.

Most certaintly not...I'd actually probably use a safe...but whatever's handy...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Well, this was set in the hall just outside your room, in the morning... how many people keep safes right outside their bedrooms?

 

[Rhyanidd]

*shuffles feet*looks down*ummm.....

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Also, safes are generally harder to tip or drop onto a person then bookcases. And you weren't supposed to be thinking very clearly. I mean, you'd just woken up.

 

[Rhyanidd]

Oh...in that case....well it depends, had I had my tea yet?

if not then:
yes, definately a book case

if so:
yeah probably still a bookcase

 

[Olórin the Wise]

I'm not sure it you'd had your tea. I guess that's for you to decide.