Me, a DUFFER?!? (please do not delete)

[Lady of Lorien]

You're in denial. WHO needs to be accepting things around here?

 

[Rhyanidd]

If you don't take him...he's gonna end up in the Mississippi with a rock around his foot...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*steals all rocks that RF has any possibility of getting her hands on*

 

[Rhyanidd]

*pulls out large, fake, rock shaped cement* I never said it was strictly rock!

 

[Catherine]

*hands a large rock to Rhyannid that Olorin didn't know Catherine had*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*sigh*

*shatters cement*

 

[Catherine]

*hands another rock to Rhyannid*
*laughs*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*shatters Catherine*

 

[Catherine]

but Catherine magically comes back to life, with no sign that she ever died except for a large bruise on left elbow, and a scrape on her right knee.

Ha! *drinks cream soda*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*poisons cream soda*

 

[Catherine]

*stops drinking cream soda*

Yet more proof they're out to get me..... *looks around suspiciously*

 

[Rhyanidd]

It's a conspiracy*finishes tying the rock to Olorin's foot*chucks him in the Mississippi*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*breaths water* *survives*

 

[Catherine]

*plugs olorin's nose and mouth with rubber*

 

[Dernhelm]

*watches goings-on with interest*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*survives anyway*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*watches goings-on with interest*

*survives anyway*

Yeah, it's quite the feat to survive even when Dern is watching the goings-on with interest!

 

[Eves_Daughter_Fan]

Yeah, it's quite the feat to survive even when Dern is watching the goings-on with interest!

And I'm videorecording everything.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Uggh...you'd better cut that part where Olorin's long white beard gets caught in a whirlpool...

 

[Eves_Daughter_Fan]

Uggh...you'd better cut that part where Olorin's long white beard gets caught in a whirlpool...

Are you kidding?!? That's the bread and butter of the whole thing - Youtube here I come!