Me, a DUFFER?!? (please do not delete)

[Lady of Lorien]

Oh whatever...I just thought it wasn't very pretty...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Youtube won't allow it. They seem to dislike myths (such as Gandalf) appearing on their website.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Particularly little-known myths involving Gandalf and whirlpools...

 

[Eves_Daughter_Fan]

Particularly little-known myths involving Gandalf and whirlpools...

Gandalf and orcs and hottubs.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Yep...not even in Tolkien's APPENDIX - not in any of them!!! It's from the Lost Book of the Lost Tales of Lost Myths of Lost People...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

I've read that one. No whirlpools in it.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Oh...maybe I forgot a "lost?"

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Nope. I've just read it, that's all.

 

[Catherine]

Because i'm terribly interested, woul you like to explain how you survived, and are also talking when i very carefully plugged your mouth with rubber, olorin?

 

[Lady of Lorien]

He's immune to rubber. More's the pity... *mutters about car tires that are absolutely useless now*

 

[Catherine]

Oh. Next time i'll wood.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

You'll wood?

I...believe...you lost something...is this yours? *hands her the word "use"*

 

[Catherine]

Oh! How clumsy of me! *accept the word 'use'* Thabk you!

 

[Lady of Lorien]

You lost an "n" too...seems to have escaped, using "b" to cover up its absence...

 

[Catherine]

Oh dear. Thank-you so very much.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

You're welcome. I'm the grammatical police...spend my days chasing around other people's lost parts of speech and spelling...

 

[Catherine]

I usually do the same, it's just that I'm not the greatest typer, so I stick to correcting what people say rather than type.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

LoL! That's MY job!! I'm the official spelling-and-grammar nagger of this forum!

 

[Catherine]

I'm afraid LoL has already taken that title.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Huh-uh, I was doin' it long before she ever started. *dark look @ LoL*