Me, a DUFFER?!? (please do not delete)

[Catherine]

Olorin? I thought i already explained this, but apparently not. I am a Genius.
I know you SAID you'd kill me, but how, may ask, do u intend upon doing this if
I am the one who is holding a sword, and all your holding is a potatoe peeler? *is holding a sword*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Because thy sword is made of naught but styrofoam, whereas mine peeler is of sharpest steel.

 

[Catherine]

Hhmmm. I see. *steals peeler* *breaks it in half* which is why i just broke it, right?

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Aye, and cut thy fingers in the process. And now thou canst not hold my potatoes, and thou dost drop them. *picks them up*

 

[Catherine]

Uh, olorin? I ate the potatoes. The vegatables u are holding are poisonus mushrooms. oddly, i however am immune to poisonus stuff....and as for my poor fingers...*pulls a band-aid out of her duct tape purse and bandages her fingers.*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*glue on duct tape gets into Cat's bloodstream and poisons her*

*transmogrifies poisonous mushrooms into potatoes* (yup, I've been reading Calvin & Hobbes... )

 

[Catherine]

We alraedy discussed this to, Olorin. I am completely unaffected by ant tupe of posion. *shakes head* When will u realixe that I simply am invincible?

 

[Olórin the Wise]

The glue that is on Duct Tape is not a poison, and yet it can kill thee. So thou art dead.

 

[Fantasy Fan]

*Annoying TV announcer voice* We interrupt this story to bring you forum-breaking news! Dernhelm, is in fact a Duffer! Now back to your program. *End of announcer voice.*
(10 thingy)(even though I know I have more than ten letters.)

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Thou art truly a marvelous TV announcer, oh FF, to tell us the things we did already know...

 

[Rhyanidd]

And I must assume that thou art ignorant, oh Catherine, or of idiot intelligence, for did I not just now state that 'tis death to remove from me my potatoes? And I must assume that 'tis through ignorance that thou doest so, and for thy ignorance I shall spare thee, and thou shouldst be grateful for this. *glare*

That first sentence=ROFLness

Oh Cahterine, don't listen to him--why, he couldn't harm a fly.

I think I'm gonna print out your Shakespearean-language-talkingness..Lauren, they were funny.



Yay for Calvin and Hobbes!!

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Aye, and Calvin and his tiger Hobbes doth warm my heart, as it doth also warm the heart of any who read it, unless they be of cynical mindset, in which case 'tis their folly to have picked up a book of comics in the first place.

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

Tigger is better, if you rearrange the letters it spells trigger.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

It doth not! Thou needs must add an extra R for it to spell that word 'trigger'.

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

It doth not! Thou needs must add an extra R for it to spell that word 'trigger'.

*pulls out extra R* Now we can do it.

(3 2 1)

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Where didst thou get that? Thou didst not STEAL it, didst thou? *frowneth*

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

Buissness up front, paaaaaaaaaarty in the back.

 

[Dernhelm]

Verily, this skein treads close upon madness.

 

[Catherine]

Olorin: about the potatoes: we all know i'm a genius.

 

[Fantasy Fan]

Where didst thou get that? Thou didst not STEAL it, didst thou? *frowneth*

*Picks up receipt* Nope! It costs...*Reads receipt* You bought a candy bar and didn't share it?!