Me, a DUFFER?!? (please do not delete)

[Olórin the Wise]

Me: *chomp*

Monster: *CHOMP*


Any better ideas?

 

[Miss Freckles]

eat yoghurt so you grow tall and strong. then invite the popcorn monster to the movies and while it's watching, start chewing.

 

[waterhogboy]

*takes popcorn and other condiments from everyone and chucks in bin*

I will NOT have you messing up the floor of this forum with your litter. Now, me and Derny are having a very civilised fist fight here so if you don't mind...

 

[Dernhelm]

W-wait! We're having what?

*backs away*

 

[Dead Rain]

Hey... non of this with popcorn monsters. The Popcorn is out friend...and it belongs to myself and Olo. So WHB, don't watch while I take it back out of the can(don't you love me?).

Olo, you have to come back and sit here. It's the best view in the house.

Come on Dern! you can take WHB anyday!

DR

 

[Rhyanidd]

*eats gummy worms while watching*

 

[Lossëndil]

What are we watching?

 

[Rhyanidd]

*wispers* Derny, Queen of the Duffers, and WHB, Sir Sanity's Bane, are going to have a fist fight!

 

[Miss Freckles]

*shudders*

now where did you put that popcorn? what's a fist fight without popcorn...?

oh, can lossendil and i have a whipped cream fight after? i promise, i'll get someone from the insane asylum to tidy up...

*sends lossendil letter of challenge*

 

[Lossëndil]

*reads letter with growing rage*
*tears letter*

How dare you write to me like that! Such language!

*turns to wall* Tell Freckles I accept! And tell her to capitalize my name!

<As you wish.>

 

[Miss Freckles]

*rubs hands*

good, good...

cow elsa, get my cream ready.

<cow elsa is dead.>

cow elsa is dead???????????

<yes, miss freckles, cow elsa is dead.>

then we will have to buy willy wonka's whipped cream. it is whipped with whips.

<but willy wonkas's whipped cream is illegal amonst everywhere.>

in the "me, a duffer" thread?

<i'll look it up.>

do. and tell lossendil that i will capitalize her name only if she manages to whipped-cream my imaginary friend hugo. ha!

 

[waterhogboy]

*lunges at retreating Derny only to miss and fall into heap of refuse consisting of old uber turnip peelings*

Miss Freckles!?!?!?!? Did you not clear up after preparing the uber turnip

 

[Dernhelm]

*whew*

Now, do let's be sensible, WHB. Fighting doesn't prove anything, does it? I'll admit you're Queen of the Duffers, though, if you like.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*pops another buncha popcorn in the popper* I hate those microwave bags. They're not nearly as good.

 

[Miss Freckles]

*lunges at retreating Derny only to miss and fall into heap of refuse consisting of old uber turnip peelings*

Miss Freckles!?!?!?!? Did you not clear up after preparing the uber turnip

i didn't do no such thing... *hides uber turnip peeler behind back*

*sprays "queen of duffers" all over derny's shirt with whipped cream*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*gives Derny "Queen of Duffers" cheesecake to go with it*

 

[Rhyanidd]

*gives Derny Rice Crispies treats cut out in the letters that spell "Queen of the Duffers"*

 

[waterhogboy]

*rubs hands in glee*

Everyone's on my side!!!!

 

[Dernhelm]

That's not fair! *pouts*

So, no fighting?

 

[Rhyanidd]

You only don't want to fight cause you've got no allies, and you know that we're right