Me, a DUFFER?!? (please do not delete)
- Thread starter Dernhelm
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Are you over 5'9", WHB? 
Dead Rain
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Indeed...you are better at arguing, my dear. But in all actuallity....WHB wouldn't stand a chance agaist you. He'd be quivering in fear the moment he stepped into the ring.
Fist fight or not....it's still a good show. Ya know what, Olo, I think this Popcorn needs some beverage to go with it. Who wants to go get something for us? ; )
DR
Fist fight or not....it's still a good show. Ya know what, Olo, I think this Popcorn needs some beverage to go with it. Who wants to go get something for us? ; )
DR
Olórin the Wise
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I know... Tea! 
We can drink tea! 
We can drink tea! 
Miss Freckles
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i don't want tea! i want hot chocolate with cream and marshmallows!!!
(please, sir, may i have some more?)
(please, sir, may i have some more?)
Miss Freckles
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i want a coke with cream and marshmallows!
*is random*
*is random*
Miss Freckles
New member
now that's yuck!
can i have a couch with that coke, please?
can i have a couch with that coke, please?
Dead Rain
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Hmm... I have to say, tea is good, but I'm not sure if it fits our endless Popcorn meal.... Ah what the heck. Who wants to get some for us? Rhyanidd? Did I hear you volunteer? Oh that's great. Hurry back!!! ; )
I certainly do like pumpkin pie. Wouldn't mind a piece myself.
So....Dernhelm and WHB...you prepared to take this to a new level?
DR
I certainly do like pumpkin pie. Wouldn't mind a piece myself.
So....Dernhelm and WHB...you prepared to take this to a new level?
DR
Two thoughts enter my mind:
1. Yay! DR is back
2. Why am I not invited to bring it to a new level? Am I being ignored (again) by these elitist Duffers because I claim that I am no longer active and therefore unable to
ATTACK
Spartans pop out of their holes to attack Paul, trying to gain control of the forum again. WHB then sends his army of waterhogs and penguins (who have formed a truce to defeat the awesome powers of "ye Palle (its like shoppe but with extra Ls)" Dern then takes out his/her/their/its/galoop fork and stabs Pauls tow (its in the shape of a toe truck) Paul looks at Dern and says
"...he/she/they/it/galoop definatly can't fly"
Paul then bans everyone and we wallow in self pity because it took us 3 years to come up with that plan. We're so not getting the magic ducky.
(If that made any sence to you, then you have a more twisted mind then I do.
PS: is it "more twisted" or "twisteder?" And is that "butter" or "I can't believe it's not butter?"
PPS: LOOK! *runs*
PPPS: ...forgot my scarf. LOOK again! *nobody looks*
PPPPS: This might take a while.
PPPPPS: The above post had nothing to do with the thread because I am too lazy to read it. So there!
PPPPPPS: Besides, its a Duffer thread. Nobody ACTUALLY reads this stuff...Except you. Because you are reading this
PPPPPPPS: I am not back. I am here because I am waiting for my next class to start
PPPPPPPPS: LOOK *no one looks again*
PPPPPPPPPS: ....)
Dead Rain
New member
HB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
You changed your name?????? Crazy. I don't recognize you.... that is you, though, right? jeeze..I've been gone too long.
I won't respond to your PS's because frankly...they don't deserve it. But I will say this: If you had come sooner, you may have had a taste of mine and Olo's Popcorn. It's wonderfully delicious. We may let you have some...but it comes only if you sign our waver....well... my waver. Olo may have his own too, by the way.... anyhow, I'm not making sense anymore.
And I'm suprized that Paul hasn't gone literally crazy after all of what's happened just since I've been gone. Any how... I'm away for now. (hey, HB...you wanna get some tea? I might just let you taste the Popcorn...)
Please note that by agreeing to get tea you hereby agree to abide by all unstated conditions that reside at present in my(Dead Rain's) mind alone. Any breaking of said agreement will constitute fraud and the legal binding upon your life will (as if it wasn't already) be placed in the custody of myself(Dead Rain). Thank you. And please sign on the below line:
Signature of participant: X___________________
So much power.... (I love you HB!!!! always my favourite..at least at the top of the pile...)
DR
You changed your name?????? Crazy. I don't recognize you.... that is you, though, right? jeeze..I've been gone too long.
I won't respond to your PS's because frankly...they don't deserve it. But I will say this: If you had come sooner, you may have had a taste of mine and Olo's Popcorn. It's wonderfully delicious. We may let you have some...but it comes only if you sign our waver....well... my waver. Olo may have his own too, by the way.... anyhow, I'm not making sense anymore.
And I'm suprized that Paul hasn't gone literally crazy after all of what's happened just since I've been gone. Any how... I'm away for now. (hey, HB...you wanna get some tea? I might just let you taste the Popcorn...)
Please note that by agreeing to get tea you hereby agree to abide by all unstated conditions that reside at present in my(Dead Rain's) mind alone. Any breaking of said agreement will constitute fraud and the legal binding upon your life will (as if it wasn't already) be placed in the custody of myself(Dead Rain). Thank you. And please sign on the below line:
Signature of participant: X___________________
So much power.... (I love you HB!!!! always my favourite..at least at the top of the pile...)
DR
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*is suspicious* What do you mean?DR said:
HB – it strikes me that you must have been reading something, or your famed gender confusion would not have popped up again so suddenly.
Scary. I actually understood that post. Sort-of.
I wonder if HB will get the tea.
Of course, if he gets the so-called 'tea' that is really an infusion of something else, it won't count.
I changed my name because people were asking me if I was a Satanist. I'm not joking. Once a week some new member would PM me asking me if I worshipped the devil
No one likes a liar.
Anymore? Really? I repeat my above statement
He did. That's why I'm a mod
So am I, yet here we are
Tea is for British people. We Canadians drink ice because we are tough.
I may be stupid, but I am not that stupid. Besides, I already signed this waiver for Paul and I would have to run this through him before this can be legal.
And yet I can still ban you...
Must be one short pile
HB – it strikes me that you must have been reading something, or your famed gender confusion would not have popped up again so suddenly.
You are assuming I can read.
I wonder if HB will get the tea.
I refuse to drink tea. Besides, ess is better because it is one letter up in the alphabet.
(PS. There is no such thing as ess, in case you think I'm selling it on ebay.)
PPS I love your sig Dern. It's so true
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Lady of Lorien
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You must have a twisteder mind.*is suspicious* What do you mean?
HB – it strikes me that you must have been reading something, or your famed gender confusion would not have popped up again so suddenly.
Scary. I actually understood that post. Sort-of.
I wonder if HB will get the tea.
I can't believe I went back and re-read the stuff since my last post. But my brother gives me TDL updates every so often...so I figured I'd come assert my (shut up, I know its unwelcome) presence...and vote for WHB, even though Dern is better, because unfortunately this time WHB is right. I think. But too much Aristotle might have gotten to my mind. In fact, it must have...I understand what's going on, so my brain must be twisteder too.
Well...better go back to doing nothing...because that's what college students do!
(I miss this...and...being involved in it...but unfortunately, I only wish I had nothing to do!
)
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Well...better go back to doing nothing...because that's what college students do!
(I miss this...and...being involved in it...but unfortunately, I only wish I had nothing to do!
Me too. I would be in heaven if I didn't have school.
And Dern, you are a Duffer. Get over it
