Me, a DUFFER?!? (please do not delete)

[Eccentric Bibliophile]

Because I am bored out of my nonexistant mind. And too lazy to read a single post above me. I have decided to go old-school on you guys. I dedicate this to duffers everywhere

I shall be a duffer forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever.

.....ummm yeah.

 

[Miss Freckles]

Its true. As I am half the world is filled up by me (and my ego) I would like to say that RF offends me because her name stands for Really Faulty, and we dislike faulty people

i thought it stands for Rain Forest and we want to save that thing... and the whales. and the dolphins. and morals.

 

[Eccentric Bibliophile]

...and weasels. I <3 weasels!

 

[Rhyanidd]

Didn't anyone ever tell you to respect your elders?

I was taught to respect those worthy of respect--I see nobody that fits that description here

Indeed, you had better not speak for HB. He has a mind of his own, mind you, even if it is half-way controled by Paul.....(wow is that so entirely not true....)

...they are especially not worhty of respect when they lie...

And what do you mean by "affliction for me"? You mean to say that you really don't like me? IMPOSSIBLE!! ; )

Thats what we specialize in--the impossible.

Not for RF. I'm surprised that you don't already dislike her back. She could offend half the world just by existing.

Thank you!

Just kidding, RFkins

You...you mean you weren't serious? I'm hurt.

Its true. As I am half the world is filled up by me (and my ego) I would like to say that RF offends me because her name stands for Really Faulty, and we dislike faulty people

Then how come you don't dislike yourself?

DR, that would mean they would have to respect me. And we ALL know that respecting me is a bad idea, because I just turn around and make fun of you in Making Fun of the Non-Mods

So, how come those of us who don't respect you still get made fun of?

 

[waterhogboy]

Derny - I'm just over 6' so don't mess with me!!!

It's so nice to have HB back!!!! I've missed my crazy canadian dancing buddy!!!!!!!!! *hi-fives HB*

Btw - there's no need to respect HB, I never have and it hasn't done me any harm.

 

[Dead Rain]

Hmm... I see.

DR, that would mean they would have to respect me. And we ALL know that respecting me is a bad idea, because I just turn around and make fun of you in Making Fun of the Non-Mods

Indeed, I must agree that it is a generalized bad idea. But I must also say that any "fun" than you may make of me in your MFOTNM thread really doesn't matter much to me. Unless it's funny, in which case I should like to join in on the laughter. But for goodness' sake, HB! it is me we are talking about here.

Your nose is so big that it is almost hitting my ego.

Hey, I pointed out the untruth in the sentence following it, proving that I'm not much of a liar since I can't leave you to believe something that's not true when I know that it's not true. I always correct myself if I catch myself saying something that's not true. Unless it's all in sarcasim...which is another story entirely. No liar here. That's all I'm saying. And this time I'm being serious--no funnies or sarcastic remarks in this paragraph. Seriously.

Denial is always the first stage to acceptance.

Now that I'm done being entirely serious... HB...what if someone never denied something? What if after first realizing something they acepted it without question? Is it possible for one to skip the first stage, the basic grounding matter that roots a fact? (oh, HB.....the times I've missed)

And Eccentric Bibliophile... tsk tsk. That's all I can say...


Rhyanidd, I'm amazed at you. "I was taught to respect those worthy of respect--I see nobody that fits that description here." Well dear goodness, can you not see two feet infront of your face? I'm sitting right here, you know. ; )

...they are especially not worhty of respect when they lie...

As I said before, and in all seriousness, not a lie. You know that.

Thats what we specialize in--the impossible.

Well then, I'll make a note to never hire you when I find myself in need of a specialist of that kind. Honestly, you don't do a very good job of "afflicting" me. I've felt no blows. Anyhow...why would you ever not wish to be friends with a true legend?

And WHB...oh so very true. So, so very true.

DR

 

[holyboy]

Derny - I'm just over 6' so don't mess with me!!!

It's so nice to have HB back!!!! I've missed my crazy canadian dancing buddy!!!!!!!!! *hi-fives HB*

Btw - there's no need to respect HB, I never have and it hasn't done me any harm.

Heh, I'm 6'1'', a whole one inch taller! How do you like that WHB?

And I am only here for the week, since I have the week off.

And it's so true. Why should anyone respect me. I am only an inch taller then you.

 

[Georgie the Valient]

just to remark on the original topic *gasp* i m going there!!
I voted Dernie was not A duffer, she;s THE duffer

Can anyone give me duffer training? Im getting out of practice

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*looks into Crystal Ball filled with ketchup* Thou shalt be given Duffering lessons, GV, by one who comes... she is great and mighty, a Duffer of renown... and even yet she liveth in denial, for she hath refuséd to accept her Duffericity, and the days of many Duffers are consumed in posting statements to the effect that she is a Duffer of High and Mighty Dufferation. Yea, even do I speak of one Dernhelm, the Great Duffer, third only in the ranks of Duffers on this Forum. (HB and BC come first. ) And she shall teach thee, though it be contrary to her will, for that Purpose which driveth her to Duffer and yet to deny her Dufferness at the same time shall drive her again to thee, and she shall give the wondrous noble lessons. And thou shalt know when the time hath come for this when this sign doth appear in the heavens: when Derny doth acquiesce and surrender to her own Dufferness. And when this doth take place the very stars shall be shaken to their foundations, and a great wind shall sweep across the face of the earth, and blow all the 'nites into the sea, for when the Duffers have Derny on their side, nothing is truly impossible. And verily, when this doth take place, the constellations shall rearrange themselves to spell "Derny is a Duffer", and they shall blaze forth their light most joyously, and all shalt be lit for a time, until that very day when the 'nites swim back out of the sea to launch an attack upon Dufferland. And yet they shall not prevail, for the Duffers shall have Derny with them, and she shall raise her hand, and the Forces of 'Nite shall retreat, and the Forces of Dufferness shall triumph. And then shall be the end of all 'nites, and the Forum shall be cleansed, and all shall rejoice for a time. And even then shall the summation of the rejoicing be when Derny is crowned Duffer Lady, and the Forum shall pass down into the ages, rejoicing.

 

[Dernhelm]

Derny - I'm just over 6' so don't mess with me!!!

It's so nice to have HB back!!!! I've missed my crazy canadian dancing buddy!!!!!!!!! *hi-fives HB*

Btw - there's no need to respect HB, I never have and it hasn't done me any harm.

Three and a half inches. I could put my hair up....

No. Argument is a much better option. (Do you even remember what this was about?)

*looks into Crystal Ball filled with ketchup* Thou shalt be given Duffering lessons, GV, by one who comes... she is great and mighty, a Duffer of renown... and even yet she liveth in denial, for she hath refuséd to accept her Duffericity, and the days of many Duffers are consumed in posting statements to the effect that she is a Duffer of High and Mighty Dufferation. Yea, even do I speak of one Dernhelm, the Great Duffer, third only in the ranks of Duffers on this Forum. (HB and BC come first. ) And she shall teach thee, though it be contrary to her will, for that Purpose which driveth her to Duffer and yet to deny her Dufferness at the same time shall drive her again to thee, and she shall give the wondrous noble lessons. And thou shalt know when the time hath come for this when this sign doth appear in the heavens: when Derny doth acquiesce and surrender to her own Dufferness. And when this doth take place the very stars shall be shaken to their foundations, and a great wind shall sweep across the face of the earth, and blow all the 'nites into the sea, for when the Duffers have Derny on their side, nothing is truly impossible. And verily, when this doth take place, the constellations shall rearrange themselves to spell "Derny is a Duffer", and they shall blaze forth their light most joyously, and all shalt be lit for a time, until that very day when the 'nites swim back out of the sea to launch an attack upon Dufferland. And yet they shall not prevail, for the Duffers shall have Derny with them, and she shall raise her hand, and the Forces of 'Nite shall retreat, and the Forces of Dufferness shall triumph. And then shall be the end of all 'nites, and the Forum shall be cleansed, and all shall rejoice for a time. And even then shall the summation of the rejoicing be when Derny is crowned Duffer Lady, and the Forum shall pass down into the ages, rejoicing.

All right. That was funny, I admit. 'Forces of 'Nite' was very clever. But still.

 

[holyboy]

*looks into Crystal Ball filled with ketchup* Thou shalt be given Duffering lessons, GV, by one who comes... <snip since the post is up there and does not need to be repeated>

To be honest, I stoped reading after "Thou." I am on vacation and do NOT need to read old english for another 5 days. I love "reading" week

 

[office]

Am I a duffer? I don`t care either way.

 

[Catherine]

me thinks ur a duffer.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Nay, for he is an office, not a Duffer... and we should place rolly chairs into him, for that is what offices have, and computers too, and cubicles, and all manner of things that belong in an office (post-it notes, pens, keyboards, filing cabinets, crazy monkeys with laser pointers, etc.), for he is an office, and what is an office without its condiments?

 

[Dead Rain]

Oh Olo, you make me laugh.

Holyboy....you evade me.... I question: why? But I can't blame you for the snipity snip snip on Olo's crystal ball reading.... I was too tired to understand that it was English... I think I stoped trying about half way through. Haha.

And Office...I don't think you are a duffer. But then again... I really don't know you all too well. But from what I"ve seen...I'd have to say no. Funny person...but no duffer are you. Which is a fine thing.

Unless you are a duffer....and you deny being thus. That is a miss of the mark.

And Dernhelm, my good semi-sane friend....You are indeed a duffer. Of course, that doesn't mean that you can't be sane for the most part...but your dufferhood will always remain a part of you, and even by this thread itself you prove that it is there. There is nothing wrong with beign a duffer, so long as you are a duffer--which you are. Haha...I could go on forever with this!

DR

 

[Lady of Lorien]

You prove that it WASN'T so!

*cough* I generally adhere to the rule of "innocent until proven guilty." Heh.

Yes, well, when someone's my favorite person it's usually for only about 5 seconds to 5 minutes. You're 5 seconds were up...*starts to count*....several hours ago....

My sense of time is warped anyhow.

And ah.... the infamous Lady of Lorien....LoL.... It's good to finally see you...
DR

Umm...infamous, eh? Is that a good thing or a bad thing? And just how do I have a reputation and how do you know my name? *creepy*

No, seriously: It is good to meet you too. If I'm infamous, you're a veritable...icon.

*looks into Crystal Ball filled with ketchup* Thou shalt be given Duffering lessons, GV, by one who comes... <snip since the post is up there and does not need to be repeated>

To be honest, I stoped reading after "Thou." I am on vacation and do NOT need to read old english for another 5 days. I love "reading" week

Funny how people live by contraries. Given extra time and every means to study, or work, or whatever...they proceed not to...

 

[Dead Rain]

Umm...infamous, eh? Is that a good thing or a bad thing? And just how do I have a reputation and how do you know my name? *creepy*

No, seriously: It is good to meet you too. If I'm infamous, you're a veritable...icon.

Haha. Honestly, I'm not sure I could explain how I know your name even if I tried... word somehow gets around I suppose... though some things will always be hushed until I bring them up (eg, why HB changed his user name.....but now I know why..so we're all good).

But 'infamous' is a good thing in this case....at least I believe it is. Though I'm not so sure about your "veritable icon" comment concerning myself..... that one's a little iffy. 'Icon?' I'm not sure what that one's supposed to mean... In what way? haha (but actually I'm kinda serious...)

DR

 

[Miss Freckles]

Nay, for he is an office, not a Duffer... and we should place rolly chairs into him, for that is what offices have, and computers too, and cubicles, and all manner of things that belong in an office (post-it notes, pens, keyboards, filing cabinets, crazy monkeys with laser pointers, etc.), for he is an office, and what is an office without its condiments?

but an office contains a computer and a computer contains tdl and tdl contains dufferland and dufferland contains duffers. thus, an office contains duffers.

it's possible.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Nay, an office doth not contain Duffers, for a computer is merely the gateway to TDL, and Dufferland, the portal, as it were, to that wondrous place.

 

[Miss Freckles]

Nay, an office doth not contain Duffers, for a computer is merely the gateway to TDL, and Dufferland, the portal, as it were, to that wondrous place.

so, what you're saying is, narnia is narnian but the wardrobe is earthly... sounds convincing...

but still...

*writes DUFFER all over the office window*

*with a permanent marker*