Narnia PD

Messenger, one function of police forces is raising public awareness. Without at all meaning to limit your duties to this, you can definitely be of service by educating people in the truths which Mr. Lewis promulgated in his novels. For example, if some of your friends talk as if cheerful optimism is the only virtue, you can tell them about the character of Puddleglum, whose pessimism did not at all stop him from doing brave and worthwhile deeds.
 
Also, I anticipate that with the release of the new movie by Christmas time, we are all going to be busy setting things straight!!!
 
Try to be optimistic, Chief. At least it _appears_ that they won't portray Aslan at the end revealing that He's really Tash, or say that it's all Edmund and Lucy's fault that Eustace was a creep at first.
 
They might make the characters go on silly side stories. But I guess if they are stories from the "silly ideas" thread, then I don't mind.;)
 
My wiretap has picked up a fragment of discussion of an evil plot: they plan to add a scene only to the extended DVD of the Dawn Treader movie, in which Caspian's ship encounters the Yellow Submarine with the Beatles on board, and John Lennon starts singing, "Imagine there's no Aslan."


You know how the winters arrive and depart;
Each one leaves a bit more old age in my heart.
But rise from your bed, and we'll dance all the same;
The tree of remembrance will tell me your name.
 
Okay! I so want to join this group of narnia defenders. After all, what would this world be like without narnia law enforcement to keep things straight. I am going to be introducing the wonderful love of narnia to thousands of people across this world! (well, maybe just a couple when I see them every now and then.) But, I will fight for narnia with all my strength. But we must remember that the purpose for narnia is not only to entertain with a story. It is also to discreetly, yet powerfully, lead people to the true creator of this universe. I would be honored if you would accept me in this force!!
 
Okay! I so want to join this group of narnia defenders. After all, what would this world be like without narnia law enforcement to keep things straight. I am going to be introducing the wonderful love of narnia to thousands of people across this world! (well, maybe just a couple when I see them every now and then.) But, I will fight for narnia with all my strength. But we must remember that the purpose for narnia is not only to entertain with a story. It is also to discreetly, yet powerfully, lead people to the true creator of this universe. I would be honored if you would accept me in this force!!
Awesome!!! A new recruit!!! I think you'll be perfect for out Public Relations office. Would you like to be in charge of it?
 
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Hiii! Cat's back after a looong hiatus with real life and college being the primary reasons for my long absence

Anyways, I'd love to join the Narnia PD!

Feel free to PM me as well
 
Chief, maybe one area CyberCat could investigate would be the question of whether something like a computer virus gets inside LIVING brains, making them want to ruin good stories.
 
Awesome!!! A new recruit!!! I think you'll be perfect for out Public Relations office. Would you like to be in charge of it?


Sure! Of course, I can't really do a lot on the computer. But I can get on occassionally and write. (this is just a made up sorta imaginary thing, right? Like we aren't actually carrying around badges and arresting people for bad-mouthing narnia...or are we?)
 
It's imaginary as far as our having badges, uniforms, weapons, or the authority to arrest anyone is concerned. It is real, however, insofar as we try to encourage faithfulness to the spirit of Narnia and discourage the opposite. Note that this doesn't mean we wish to prohibit silly fan fiction, or I'd be in trouble for sending a character from the movie "Silverado" into Narnia; but anything that claims to represent canonical Narnia and is really contrary to it--is the enemy!
 
Sure! Of course, I can't really do a lot on the computer. But I can get on occassionally and write. (this is just a made up sorta imaginary thing, right? Like we aren't actually carrying around badges and arresting people for bad-mouthing narnia...or are we?)

Sure we are! Why not? We have an open arrest warrant for Andrew Adamson for ruining the character of Peter in Prince Caspian. So, if you see him, do your duty officer!!!
 
Don't worry. If I see Andrew, I will thank him for the movies. Then invite him over for lunch. But before he knows what is happening, I will have him waiting in a cell in the back until you all get there to take care of him!!!
 
Oh. I just started my first job yesterday and all the people at work think its funny that I am going to use some of my money to go see VODT in theaters. They can think its funny, but to me its no joke. I am continuing to spread the word of the chronicles everywhere I go!
 
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