Narnia PD

Aslan's Child_1996 said:
Oh. I just started my first job yesterday and all the people at work think its funny that I am going to use some of my money to go see VODT in theaters. They can think its funny, but to me its no joke. I am continuing to spread the word of the chronicles everywhere I go!
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Well done, rookie.
 
What do they know AC1996? Most people today don't know a good story if it hit them in the face. But tell them you're going to see a perverted, violent piece of C.. er Hollywood starring a low-life, adulterous actor, and they will all be happy for you!! Today's society is sad.

HENCE THE NARNIA PD!!!!! Defenders of all that's honorable, noble, and just as taught by the Great Lion Himself (who is know by a name just as cool in the human world).
 
BarbarianKing said:
What do they know AC1996? Most people today don't know a good story if it hit them in the face. But tell them you're going to see a perverted, violent piece of C.. er Hollywood starring a low-life, adulterous actor, and they will all be happy for you!! Today's society is sad.

HENCE THE NARNIA PD!!!!! Defenders of all that's honorable, noble, and just as taught by the Great Lion Himself (who is know by a name just as cool in the human world).
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I don't know about doing that. I'm sure that a lot of people I know would go for that, but if I said that at work, my boss would tell my dad and I would be in trouble! I have a narnia necklace that I got in the mail the other day. I now proudly display the Great Aslan around my neck everyday! LONG LIVE THE LION!
 
Yes, it's against the law to steal cheese. But for us, it's equally against the law to make CHEESY warped film versions of great books.
 
As chief of the Narnia PD, I am authorizing all officers to eat as much cheeze as they want, just leave Cheese Whiz Man alone, sheesh!!!
 
The Deputy Chief of the Narnia PD is on the job and proactive. I _already_ ate a homemade nacho platter (thus, cheese) for supper!
 
I heard something absolutely dreadful about the VODT movie. Remember that discussion about "Does this ship look like a ride?" Well I understand that when the movie comes out, there's a scene where they are boarding the ship (It was supposed to be already underway) and there's a plywood clown holding out his arm with "You Must Be At Least THIS Tall To Ride". Reepicheep falls short by half an inch and draws his sword threatening anyone that won't let him buy a ticket. I have this on good authority.
 
That's kind of against regulations, not to mention going against ages-old historical tradition.. but... we'll make an exception just this time provided you bring us some coffee!!!
 
WOOOOOOO WEEEEEEEEEEE WOOOOOOOOO WEEEEEEEE WOOOOOOO WEEEEEEE

*breaks into teh Gnarnian Kandy Faktory n steals all the delicious jawbreaks, puddleyums and other various assortied goodies*

BUWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAA
 
Hey, Chief: the sting operation worked! We wanted to dispose of all that leftover Evil Turkish Delight; since we disguised it as jawbreakers and other candies, we've been able to lure someone into stealing it and eating it.
 
*Delivers them to his contractor, A mean nasty wizard named Beardyman the Blue, who devours them in one go*

"MMphhh, deliciousSss!" Beardyman glorps. "I haff further ufthse for thyou my thykhotic kni-HUUUURRRFFFFF"

*Beardyman takes a little tumble out the window and yammers all over everything below*
 
Good work deputy!!!! Now if only we could find a thief to steal all this stale popcorn left over from the Spelling Police Annual BBQ and Onion Eating Contest!!
 
Umm... I know I've been gone lately. But does that mean that when I come back all of my fellow agents have wandered off??? *stands in the door staring at the empty room* We need to rethink this police department! What if the Telmarines or Calormenes invaded??????
 
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