never ending wedding reception

Rita: They have a kitten.
Jako: Rita, No.
Rita: But Jako they have a kitten!
Jako: Cogg was a wolf, Cogg tried to KILL our kittens.
Rita: BUT JAKO!!!!
Mozart: THEY AREN'T EVIL DAD!
Jako: Then why the heck are they here?!?
Mozart: Um because we were at a wedding reception and the groom got sick so I had to bring them here to heal him.
Jako: Caspian says they throw things at you.
Mozart: They throw food dad.
Jako: Oh.... CASPIAN!!!
Caspian: Uhhhhhh, I'm going wherever Mewsie is, cya later bye! *runs off*
Jako: *sigh*
Jako-the-kitten: *brings over Zorro* I have a fwiend.:) Da wolf sends him as a present.
Mozart: ...........
Rita: *hugs Zorro and Jako* HOW ADORABLE! SEE JAKO THEY'RE NICE WOLF PEOPLE!
Mozart: Like the Koach from Anthropos I told you about dad!
Jako: Oh, he's one of the Koach? WHY THE HECK DIDN'T YOU SAY SO? *leaps onto Maurgrim and hugs him and whispers in his ear* I'm only doing this so my wife will be happy I don't really like you. Just don't hurt my kits. *detaches himself from Maurgim* and wolves smell.:p
 
Maugrim:OH NOW its personal bub.*cracks knuckles*
Me:Ohhhh boy.:rolleyes:Zorro,get over here.This is gonna be good,but not for little kits.
Zorro:*reluctantly climbs into my arms*What are they gonna do,Ola?
Me:The worst thing,the terror of all the animals,and the one thing that makes Half-Bloods shiver.A PIE WAR!!!!
Zorro:...........*gets hit in the face by a creampuff*OW!
Me:Ha!Told you its dangerous.Now we gotta run back to our fort and watch Maugrim fight Jako.:eek:
Maugrim:RUN GUYS!I can take the fuzzballs.
Zorro:*blows rasberry*
Maugrim:Oooooo....:mad:
Me: Don't forget that a fuzzball has just joined us,Maugrim.
Maugrim:*hangs head*You-you you're gonna leave me for a fuzzball!;(*cries*
Me:Oh my gosh Maugrim of course not!*envelopes him in a massive hug,with Zorro licking Maugrim's head*I love BOTH you guys-even when your hogging all the maple syrup.:p
Maugrim:promise?
Me:promise.
Zorro:pwomise?
Maugrim:*tackles him to the floor*
Me:Ah the joys of friendship!And the Dufferness of it.LOL.GET READY FOR THE PIE WAR!!!!!!!!
 
Jak: Oh now look what you did bro.:rolleyes:
Jako: At least it shut Rita up.
Mozart: BACK TO REANDALAWO!!!!

*all the cats run into the fortress of Reandalawo, leaving Maurgrim, Zorro and SD outside in Freedom Forest*

Tori: What is going on here?
Misty: Dad started a war.
Tori: WHAT?!?
Misty: A pie war.:D
Tori: I'll call Redwall. *calls Redwall* uhuh yeah my friend's husband started a pie war, I need some of your pies....

5 minutes later

Caspian: *shows up with Redwallers and four wagons of pies* *drags them inside* I also have the tomato cannon.
Ribbony: Better get ready Catlition!
*Reandalawoins and Redwallers cover the tops of the walls of Reandalawo holding pies ready to throw*
Dorthy: 1... 2.......3..... FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Reandaloins and Redwallers throw massive amounts of pies at SD Maurgrim and Zorro*
 
Me:SHIELDS UP!*shields go up*We gotta run,these are energy-consuming!*we hide in our fort*
Maugrim:Zorro,get the pies ready.
Zorro:Can i eat 'em?
Maugrim:*whacks him*Stupid fuzzball.
Me:Shut up you two!In case you haven't noticed we've got the ENTIRE FORCE of Reandrawlo waiting outside,hoping for a DEADLY PIE WAR!So get to work while Caspian and Isabella are still gone!By the time the newlyweds come back,it look like a Titan lost his lunch in here!*evil laugh*
Maugrim & Zorro:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!
Me:You guys are sissies.:rolleyes:Whatever-ready the pies!
*pies ready,and we silently wait for Mewsie's next move*
 
Midnight: *snickers* *sneaks back to Reandalawo with SD, Maurgrim and Zorro's plans*

Ribbony: Ah they plan to wait us out, do they? Well two can play at that game. DOWN IN THE RANKS!

*Reandalawoins duck below wall*
 
Isabella:Sure that's okay,but what's going on? (P.S. I don't mind you taking us anywhere,we need to spice this day up a bit)
Caspian:*blinks* Okaaaaaaaaaaaaay now I'm confused,first I'm sick in the hospital,then I'm on a bed and this little cat is pouring stuff in my mouth and then I'm better and now I'm where?
Isabella:Ah what the hey, TO WONDERLAND IT IS!
Caspian:What?
Isabella:Uncle Hatter didn't get to come,remember!
Caspian:Ooooh yay! Treacle!
Isabella:Oh don't stuff yourself this time,come on we're late for a very important date!
YOU GUYS CAN COME TOO!
*Runs off for rabbit hole and slides down with groom*
 
Oh okay,but we promised uncle Hatter and Auntie Alice we wouldn't be late

IN WONDERLAND....

Hatter:Oh Isabella,Caspian,so nice of you to join
Isabella:Yes,nice to be here,pass me the half cup please
Hatter:*passes half cup(literal) or tea*
Caspian:*has a cake*
Alice:Well you look like you had a nice wedding,how'd i go?
Isabella:*spills the whole story...*
 
me: I'm in the belly of a whale, I'm in the belly of a whale.....
Ribbony: 0.o Sounds smelly.
Caspian: yeah; it smells like meatballs.:p
me: No you goofs! It...
Dorthy: Smells like ballonia(sp?)?
me: No.......
Frodo: LETS MAKE THE WHALE SPIT MEWSIE OUT!
me: oy carumba!
 
(Hayley is in wonderland aswell)
Hayley:By the way,what are we doing in wondrland?
I wanna go back to the party on well ya know THE REAL WORLD!
Good thing I brought this radio.
*turns on the song " playing god"*
 
Zorro: *rapper impersonation*
Me: What a goofball. Wait! Now that Mewsie and the cats are busy...*shifty eyes*
Maugrim and Zorro: *evil grin*
Me: HI-YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!*throws massive amounts of pies at Mewsie and the cats, splattering them*
Zorro: Don't we have pie wars in the Food Fight threads?
Maugrim: We'll carry this fight over to the Food Fight as well, and then we'll have more wars on this one too!
Me: Ah I picture it now:"The Massive Takeover Of TDL". Sounds like a good title.:)
Maugrim & Zorro: READY THE CANNONS!*shoots pies at cats*
 
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Zorro:*rapper impersonation*
Me:What a goofball.:rolleyes:Wait!Now that Mewsie and the cats are busy......*shifty eyes*
Maugrim and Zorro:*evil grin*
Me:HI-YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!*throws massive amounts of pies at Mewsie and the cats,splattering them*
Maugrim:Haha point for us!
Zorro: Don't we have pie wars in the Food Fight threads?
Me:Aw we're taking over all the threads
Maugrim:We'll carry this fight over to the Food Fight as well,and then we'll have more wars on this one too!
Me:Ah i picture it now:"The Massive Takeover Of TDL".Sounds like a good title.:)
Maugrim & Zorro:READY THE CANNONS!*shoots pies at cats*
Me:For liberty,and justice,AND PEANUT BUTTER!:D
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me: *whips around and shoots jelly in SD's face using her blaster* HA!
*Kittens duck behind walls*
Caspian: HA! Missed me missed me now ya gotta kiss me!:p
 
Me Maugrim & Zorro:EEEEEEEEEEEEEW!
Maugrim:Get 'em,guys!*shoots sauerkraut at Mewsie*
Zorro:Hahaha!Never underestimate the power of cold,shredded cabbage!:D
Me:RETREAT!!!!BACK TO THE FORT!
*we all run back to our fort,shooting sauerkraut all the way*
Me:Get the blasters and cannons ready.Zorro-did you rig up the arrows?
Zorro:Yup,and they're ready to go!
Me:Ok,FIRE!
*200 arrows shoot from the trees.When they hit the cats,the arrows explode,covering the cats and Mewsie with a sticky webs of mozzarella cheese!*
Me Maugrim & Zorro:*in hysterics from laughing so hard because of the arrows*:p
 
SingingDryad~ said:
Me Maugrim & Zorro:EEEEEEEEEEEEEW!
Maugrim:Get 'em,guys!*shoots sauerkraut at Mewsie*
Zorro:Hahaha!Never underestimate the power of cold,shredded cabbage!:D
Me:RETREAT!!!!BACK TO THE FORT!
*we all run back to our fort,shooting sauerkraut all the way*
Me:Get the blasters and cannons ready.Zorro-did you rig up the arrows?
Zorro:Yup,and they're ready to go!
Me:Ok,FIRE!
*200 arrows shoot from the trees.When they hit the cats,the arrows explode,covering the cats and Mewsie with a sticky webs of mozzarella cheese!*
Me Maugrim & Zorro:*in hysterics from laughing so hard because of the arrows*:p
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Ribbony: *pops head up apperently unscathed* HA! That ole trick worked perfectly! hehehe
me: it twas also used in LOTR to fool the Black Riders.
Caspian: you just wasted your arrows and saurkrat on DUMMIES! BWAHAHAHHAAAA!!!!!!!:p
me: GET 'EM!!!!!! *shoots bombs that expolde into pie-filling at SD, Maurgim and Zorro*
Caspian: So Mewsie, you were gone awhile, who'd ya get to help us?
me: them *points to Galacticans and the Galactica*
Caspian: :eek: how'd you get them to leave the fleet?
me: They left 2 squadrons of vipers with 'em the fleet'll be fine. Plus I rescued Starbuck so they got him back.
Caspian: ahh, now I see. LETS GET THE CHERRY BOMBS GUYS!!!! *gets cherry bombs that are actually cherries that explode*
 
IN WONDERLAND...


Isabella:Y'know,I'm getting tired up getting up every five seconds. Lets go somewhere quiet and soothing,an escape from all this ummm "madness"
Caspian:Ooooh that beach by cair paravel!
Isabella:Ahhhh that would be lovely,just you,me,in loose summer clothing.
Wading in that beautiful blue water,lying out on the sand bathing in the sun,Drinking lemonade and no problems. No wolves and cats throwing stuff at each other,no Hayley williams screaming,no Edward cullen,ahhhh paradise
Caspian:*dazed look on eyes* Yes.........*happy shudders*
Isabella:Let's go then,down that mole hole!
*BRIDE AND GROOM TUMBLE DOWN*

ON BEACH...
Isabella:*Lying on a beach chair in the shade in a loose shirt with shorts and her hair tied up in a loose bun* Mmmmmmmm this is better....*sighs*
Caspian:*NO SHIRT:D,Brown pants rolled up to knees* Yes....paradise...*looks at Tigerlily with gleam in eyes*
Isabella:Wow,NOTHING could ruin this moment
Caspian:Can I help it?
Isabella:A kiss perhaps fair prince?
Caspian:*kisses her* Yes,nothing could ruin this day
*far off voice*:Hey bella,this spot is GREAT for our vacation!
CASPIAN AND ISABELLA:*Scared expression* ed...e...edward?
Edward:Oh lord no,I'm one of those clones
Caspian:*slaps face* Oh great,there goes our vacation
Isabella:*pulls out lazer gun* *BAM!* There,now,where were we?
 
*Hayley starts singing a low quiet song for them called the only exception*
Camden:Ya know we could have a vacation as well.
Hayley:*stops singing for a second*Ya that sounds heavenly.
*puts that song on the cd player she brought and all of a sudden Hayley is wearing a purple halter top and light blue shorts.Camden is wearing brown pants and a loose white shirt*


P.S.Sorry I know that was really long.
 
Kuman: Ewww they're kissing on our beach!
Rosie: Awwww, how sweet.
Sparkle: Not sweet gwos, wight Pinky?
Pinky the parakeet: *chirps in agreement*
Diamond: LETS ROCK THIS BEACH PAR-TAY!!!!! *shoots cannonball that lands right next to Isabella and Caspian* *gets out guitar* WE WILL CRASH YOUR PAR-TAY!!!!!! *starts playing rock music*
Kuman: Where'd you get a guitar Di?
Diamond: I don't know and I don't care 'cause I'm gonna play it anywhere!
Sparkle: We will wock you! *jumps on Caspian(the person) while holding a rock* Hwave a wock broom! *hands Caspian rock*
Rosie: OH COME ON GUYS WAIT TO RUIN A ROMANTIC SCENE!!!
Kuman: WE'RE PIRATES ITS OUR JOB!
Rosie: True.... BUT STILL!!!!
Sparkle and Diamond: *rock out on their ship playing guitars and singing Shackles*
 
Caspian:Aggghhh these goofy cats!
Isabella:We came here to have PEACE,why can't we relax a little,not go crazy? We've been doing that the whole reception!
Caspian:And besides little kittens,when you're married you want a LITTLE ALONE time,My aunt and uncle used to lock the door on ME when I was little so I wouldn't disturb them!
Isabella:How about we find somewhere else to rest?
Caspian:But where? shall we just cancel this wedding and say it's over?
Isabella:No,lets just find someplace quiet away from these cats
Caspian:How about Tigrongrila? or Middle earth? or maybe the dancing lawn or something. Those places are quiet...
Isabella:Okay,lets go,I choose The Dancing Lawn

AT THE DANCING LAWN....
Caspian:Okay,now I'M taking a nap. That heat and those cats wore me out
Isabella:Kay,I'll have one too. Or maybe make a daisy chain
Caspian:*snores*
Isabella:Oh,Okay then...Goodnight sweetie*Kisses cheek*
 
Sanga: *peers out of tree above Caspian and Isabella* *whispers* You cannot escape! CRYSTAL! I FOUND A SPOT FOR OUR HONEYMOON!
Crystal: Sang why are we looking for a honeymoon spot before we're married?
Sanga: Cryst Caspian and Ku have been going ON AND ON about these two I needed an excuse!
Crystal: So.... so YOU USED ME?!? *sniffs*
Sanga: Ah, no, um this would be a perfect time for a wedding as its the reception!
Flower: wait; WHAT THE FREAKIN' HECK YOU GUYS HAVEN'T FALLEN IN LOVE! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO CRYSTAL IS!!!!
Mozart: it is going to happen in the future Flow.
Flower: *shruggs* Fine for now I'm gonna sing.
Frodo: me too me too!
Flower and Frodo: *sings* SANGA AND CRYSTAL SITTIN' IN A TREE K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!!
Caspian: and then one for my namesake and his beautiful bride!
Caspian, Frodo and Flower: CASPIAN AND IZZYBELLA SITTIN' ON THE GROUND K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!!
Diamond: *blows a foghorn in Caspian the human's ear* YOU'RE BEING ATTACKED BY PIRATES YOU GOOF! WAKE UP!!!
 
Caspian:*wakes up suddenly and very surprised* GAH! Ah! great,YOU again...
Isabella:*yawns* Mmmm come on,five more minutes...
Caspian:Dear,it's the cats
Isabella:Alright,you've messed with the wrong elf! *gets out giant axe in left hand and giant sword in right* Here kitty kitty!

And since Isabella is now chasing the cats away,Caspian decides to go back to sleep.

Oh and mewsie,look what I made out of that phrase from saphira!
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