never ending wedding reception

Caspian: Whats nitric acid?
me: I looked it up on google; its sethir oil in its dangerous state.
Caspian: Daaaaang. Ok. *steals nitric acid/sethir oil from the Ra'zac*
Ribbony: WAIT A MINUTE WAIT A MINUTE!!!
me: What?
Ribbony: As the grown-up I say that we...
me: You do know I'm older than you Ribbon....
Ribbony: True but I act older.
me: Ok got me there.
Ribbony: As I was saying; if you kill the vampire boy with sethir oil then you will have nobody else to torture and you will be disobeying the rules of dufferland by doing so. Therefore I prepose we turn him over to the Redwallers until he is healed so that we may further torture him and all his foul kind.
me: .... I say ok but talk to Isabella.
Ribbony: Well miss Isabella? And anyway if you think this is a romantic wedding then I think you have very bad taste....
me: Don't hurt Ribbony because he's logical; I married him when I was seven.:rolleyes::p
 
Hayley: Dancing time again!!!:D
*Turns the song ignorance up to the max and starts dancing,but is interrupted by "I'M ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone turns there heads around and sees Edward with his full body back!
The nitric acid must have made his body parts grow back!!!!!!
Oh no!!!!!!
 
Cherrysoda12 said:
Hayley: Dancing time again!!!:D
*Turns the song ignorance up to the max and starts dancing,but is interrupted by "I'M ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone turns there heads around and sees Edward with his full body back!
The nitric acid must have made his body parts grow back!!!!!!
Oh no!!!!!!
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Me: Caspian did you give Edward the nitric acid?
Caspian: No I gave him the sethir oil.
me: Greeeeeeat.:rolleyes:
Ribbony: I KNOW! SAPHIRA! COME AND EAT EDWARD!!!
*Saphira the dragon bursts in*
Saphira: Beware foul vampire you are crunchy and good with ketchup!
Edward: *screams*
 
Isabella:Ribbony my dear dear kitty,you Cannot KILL THIS vampire.
He is immortal and we've already ripped him to shreds a million times before.
Dipping him in nitric acid will certainly NOT kill him now. And look Hayley dipped him in it while I was talking to you and all his parts grew back.
Caspian:And WE DID have a romantic wedding,You just weren't there for the ceremony. We had it under a willow tree in the moonlight and Isabella had the most GORGEOUS gown on,and I was wearing sort of a loose shirt and ahhhh...it waaaaaaaaaas heaven.
Isabella:Yes it was.....*reminices* But now,We're celebrating our marriage by this AWESOME reception. Plus,when we have kids,we don't want edward around to mess with them.
Caspian:Yeah! Wait...we're having kids?
Isabella:Not right now you goof,in the future....
Caspian:Not right now right?
Isabella:Why don't you go take another nap
Caspian:Okay...*leaves*
 
Saphira: Gladly Isabella. Now... *turns to Edward and licks her lips* Any last words foul beast?
Edward: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Saphira: *burns Edward to a crisp* Ketchup please.
 
Isabella:*hands ketchup* Here you go,pass me a leg!*receives leg and takes bite* Mmmmmmmm that's goooooood. This pinata WAS tasty! *squirts ketchup* mmmmmm even better WITH ketchup
Caspian:*comes back* AGGGGHH WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING?
Isabella:Eating edwar...I mean chicken...yeah chicken..heh heh
Caspian:*Raises eyebrows then drops them* oh okay,lemme have a piece
Isabella:*snickers* how the "chicken"
Caspian:Good! Gimme ketchup *gets ketchup and squirts it on his peice of edward*
Isabella:That's edward's arms you know
Caspian:*spits it out* AGGGGGHHHH! I'M ALLERGIC TO IDIOCY! Pleh pleh pleh!
*runs to bathroom*
Isabella:*cackles and turns on music really high as she finishes her edward leg*
 
Hayley: ooooooooooooooooooooh I want a leg too, I'll get the mustard and hot dog buns.
Camden:Hayley while your at it get some coke.
Hayley: ok.
Edward:yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!!!!
MY BUNS ARE ON FIRE!!!!!!
 
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Ribbony: You people are canabalistic.
me: So are the natives from pirates....
Ribbony: They didn't eat Jack or the dog though so it doesn't count.
me: But they wanted to.
Saphira: One cannot eat in peace around here. *sigh* I'm going to find Eragon. Bye silly humans.
Mozart(note whenever I say "Mozart in these threads I mean the KITTEN Mozart, NOT me): *walks in with some guy that looks oddly farmiliar* Hi guys!
me: Mozart who is with you?
Mozart: I found him outside, his name is Edward.:D
Ribbony: o_O oh frack......
 
MORE FOOD!​
Isabella:Wait heather,we've eaten the other already lets wack this one a bit
Heather:kay,hey mozart can we beat this dude up or what? we lost our other pinata cause we ate him
 
Mozart: Pinatas are paper.... you eat paper?
Ribbony: Is this a clone of Edward?
Mozart: Nope but he has been cloned before.:D and if you people want food the Reandalawoins and Redwallers would be happy to donate food to you.
me: No I think we want Edwaaaaaaard. Whats his last name?
Caspian: Cullen.:p
me: How do you know that?!?
Caspian: he has a nametag.:p
 
Isabella:I don care about his friggin name tag HE TASTES LIKE FRIGGIN CHICKEN! LEMME AT HIM! *Lunges*
Caspian:*returns from the lu* ugggh that was horrible...wait...another one? Hey can we go back to beating them instead of eating them..I had a terrible upset stomach.
Isabella:Yeah i geuss you're right........I'VE GOT A FLAMETHROWER!
 
Seriously guys we are like all going to be banned when the mods see this thread if we keep this up. Sooo......

Mewsie: *slow dances with Ribbony* This is humilating.... *turns on Big House* W00T!!!!
 
How are we going to get banned for this? We've been at it all week!
You would think that we'd have been banned long ago,and also we've been doing it in the insane asylum forever!
Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut yeah you're right..It's getting old.
*cleans up room*
Caspian:Can we settle down or something? it's *yawns* 10:27 at night! and i'm *yawns*...sleepy.
Isabella;*Yawns* yeah,I'm...sleepy....too*yawns* lets go to bed and we'll get back at this in the morning.
Caspian:kay...*yawns*
BRIDE AND GROOM LEAVE
 
Narniamoondust said:
How are we going to get banned for this? We've been at it all week!
You would think that we'd have been banned long ago,and also we've been doing it in the insane asylum forever!
Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut yeah you're right..It's getting old.
*cleans up room*
Caspian:Can we settle down or something? it's *yawns* 10:27 at night! and i'm *yawns*...sleepy.
Isabella;*Yawns* yeah,I'm...sleepy....too*yawns* lets go to bed and we'll get back at this in the morning.
Caspian:kay...*yawns*
BRIDE AND GROOM LEAVE
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ohhh I don't know maybe because WE'RE BEING CANABALISTIC? or you guys are... Saphira doesn't count 'cause she's a dragon.....

Ribbony: Actually Caspian it is 11:31pm.
me: I think theres a time difference.
Ribbony: Ah.
me: I'm going to bed too. g'night all.
Mozart: Mr. Edward you'd better run now. Nighty night!
 
Me:Blast it Maugrim we missed all the fun!
Maugrim:*whimpers*
*Me and Maugrim start bawling,until Edward comes back*
Edward:Aww i'm sorry.Can i help you?
Me:*sniffs*Can we torture you?
Edward:um...
Me & Maugrim:WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!*cries*
Edward:Wait,wait!How about we dance?
Me:We're not supposed to dance with pinatas.
Maugrim:Yeah,especially leech-pinatas.The bride uses you as a playtoy.:p
Edward:Well since they're sleeping,including Mewsie's cats,why don't we have out own party tonight?
*Me and Maugrim stare suspiciously*
Me:Oh all right.But first you gotta swear:
I,the Undersigned Edward Cullen(AKA Leech),promise not to harm innocent party-goers,and dance to all the music that Ola puts on.By the Holy Power of Chocolate.
Edward:*repeats*
Me:Yaaay,so now we're temporary friends.
Maugrim:Lets boogie,guys!
*we put on Thriving Ivory music,and me,Maugrim and Edward slide onto the dance floor*
Me:You know,you're actually not a bad dancer....
Edward:And you're not that evil-
Me:Hey!That was an insult!:mad:
Edward:Whoops sorry.I mean,you're very evil,and a weirdo.
Maugrim:Better.
*we dance crazily while everyone else sleeps*
 
Mozart the Meerkitten said:
ohhh I don't know maybe because WE'RE BEING CANABALISTIC? or you guys are... Saphira doesn't count 'cause she's a dragon.....

Ribbony: Actually Caspian it is 11:31pm.
me: I think theres a time difference.
Ribbony: Ah.
me: I'm going to bed too. g'night all.
Mozart: Mr. Edward you'd better run now. Nighty night!
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isAbella: yes mewsie but I have a secret. I'm a tiger inhuman form! So it's not cannibalism! But it was getting old.....hmmmm how about we ditch the pinata's and bring out the jello swimming pool! W00t!
*dives in*
 
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