never ending wedding reception

Narniamoondust said:
Nevermind sis. Now WE HAVE TO GET A NEW VICTIM!
*Runs out of church to find someone ELSE to pound*
Caspian:HEY YOU'RE LEAVING ME TO CLEAN THE MESS!?!?!?!
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me: Please evacuate the premesis, the Galactica is about to vaporize our "mess" with it's lazers.

*everyone evacuates church*
ZAP
*everyone goes back in*
*church is clean*

me: w00t! it worked!
Boxy: Father said to just not touch anything metal for awhile...
 
Narniamoondust said:
Ladies and lords,knights and nobles,I invite you to the never ending wedding.
The ceremony took place a little over an hour ago,but the reception will last FOREVER! It's like the TDL party thread only I'm the bride!:D One of the clones from the A.P.E. machine(a caspian one) is the groom and GG is the maid of honor. I request Copperfox to be the best man and Mewsie,jill_pole_wannabe,CG,and Inkling to be the bridesmaids.
I'm still the elven princess from the archetype game and I should probably give myself a name. I am Princess Isabella of the western mountains.
NOTE TO MODS:Also,this is a harmless party thread. I have no inappropriate intentions,I just have been to a lot of fun wedding receptions and i want to play a virtual one with my friends on here. Also,mr. Badger..want to come?

I will wait to start the wedding until the guests come so hurry! LETS START THE PARTY!
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Hahaha I'm glad you were inspired by my party to make your own! :p
Only problem is....mine's empty now! xD
 
NarniaFan95 said:
Hahaha I'm glad you were inspired by my party to make your own! :p
Only problem is....mine's empty now! xD
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Yeah...sorry:eek:
I just wanted to make it up to GG for fighting and hold a wedding and make her maid of honor and then the wedding went nuts
*Throws the rest of the cullens on floor*
Kay,wanna wack some more pinatas?
 
NO WAIT!Spare Alice.She's too cool to torture
*hugs Alice*
Me:*puppy dog eyes*Please pretty please?You can torture the rest.
Maugrim:*mimicks in annoying voice*Pwease pwetty pwease*
Me:*whacks him*Shut up.
Maugrim:*grumbles, while Alice chuckles*
Me:Anyway,since Edward ran,you now have Jasper,Emmet,Rosalie,Esme,Carlisle.Altough Carlisle 's nice.:rolleyes:
Maugrim:Less chattering,more whacking!
Me:*sigh*Oh all right.But NOT Alice.*charges at Rosalie*
 
me: Frodo get the baseball bat.
Frodo: *laughs like a maniac* Kaaay.
me: Caspian Get the lime cupcakes.
Caspian: Gotcha.
me: Ribbony retrive the composter and its contents.
Ribbony: Righto.

*cats return from various deeds*

me: BATTER UP!
Boxy: *hits cupcakes, and composter contents at the Cullens except Alice with the baseball bat*
Ribbony: Wow your composter smells REALLY BAD.
me: Excatly.:D
 
Isabella: AHAHAHAHAH! DIE EDWARD DIE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Edward:No Bella! I LOVE YOU!
Isabella:*stops short and the whole room is quiet* wha....what did you say?
Edward:Don't you remember me? Isabella..It's me! Edward..you used to like me remember.
Caspian:*dives in and slams edward in the skull with a ancor* YOU DID NOT JUST HIT ON MY WIFE!
Isabella:Eddie,eddie,eddie...I'm elven see*shows ears* and I WOULD NEVER love you kay? Plus....*slams him in the skull with barrel* YOU DO NOT HIT ON THE BRIDE AT HER OWN WEDDING!
 
LOL!
Hayley:Since this is a wedding and since my fiance' is here i think i will get married today:)
Camden! *A tall thin man with dark brown wavy hair comes into the room*
Everybody this is Camden.
Camden:Hello everyone.Hayley thats a great idea well you know if isabella and caspian don't mind sharing the entertainment:D
*isabella nods and Hayley goes to the wedding store and buys a dress then comes back for the wedding.*
Then everybody goes back to eating and drinking and torturing Edward:p


P.S. Heres what Hayleys wedding dress looks like.
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Cherrysoda12 said:
LOL!
Hayley:Since this is a wedding and since my fiance' is here i think i will get married today:)
Camden! *A tall thin man with dark brown wavy hair comes into the room*
Everybody this is Camden.
Camden:Hello everyone.Hayley thats a great idea well you know if isabella and caspian don't mind sharing the entertainment:D
*isabella nods and Hayley goes to the wedding store and buys a dress then comes back for the wedding.*
Then everybody goes back to eating and drinking and torturing Edward:p


P.S. Heres what Hayleys wedding dress looks like.
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Oooh nice dress sis!
Isabella:Why OF COURSE! We'd love to have you! The more the merrier,plus that means more ammo..i mean cake.
Caspian:*sighs* fine! I'll go to the store...my legs are all tingly anyway,i gotta go stretch!
 
Hayley:Thanks and btw i have this habit with truck loads so.......:D
*giggle*:D
*Then the walls fall down:eek: and there is cake everywhere so caspian won't need to go to the store for more ammo*
Hayley:EVERYONE DIG IN!!!
 
Caspian:Weeeeel I'm still leaving...*crashes* ahhhhh my legs fell asleep.
Isabella:Oooh dang honey lemme help you...*leaves with Caspian to get th blood flowing again*

JUST THEN....
*DOOR SLAMS OPEN*

Random geust:who is it? who could that be?
*whispers and gasps among geusts*
Newcomer:Hey yall! I'm sorry I'm late but I heard there's a party and I don't miss a good wedding cake!
Caspian:*comes back in* who on earth are you?
Newcomer:I'M HEATHER MARMALADE! GREAT QUEEN OF THE WESTERN MOUNTAINS! WHERE'S MY SWEET LITTLE COUSIN IZZY?
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Isabella:Oh heather you came! WOOT! NOW IT'S A PARTY!
*Turns on demi lovato music* OOOH AND HAYLEY BROUGHT STARBURSTS! W00T!
Caspian:*Pale face* oooh I'm gonna go lay down in the wedding suite in the hotel across the street..I feel a little sick.
Isabella: Kay baby,rest up for tonight,because Heather knows how to turn this place into a dance club!*kisses caspian's cheek and leaves red lipstick mark*
Caspian:*weak voice* oooooooh okay baby*staggers off*
Isabella:LET'S PARTY! Oh and Heather,use your magic and wack that pinata good!
Heather:*whams eddie right in the pants* Hows that?
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Isabella: APPARENTLY GOOD!
Now let's dance!
*turns on just dance by lady gaga*
 
[/SIZE]Isabella:I'VE GOT A ANVIL! MY TURN!*throws anvil*
Edward:*surprisingly has not yet ripped in two peice from the pants upward,has an even more distorted look on face and...*
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*Screams like a little girl*
Isabella:Ooooh dang,why hasn't he ripped yet
Heather:didn't throw anything hard enough*chucks a 30,000,000,pound whale*
Edward:*MORE PAIN*
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Hayley:MY TURN!!!!:D
*chucks 500,000,0000 fire ants at him then in his pants and everyone starts chanting,
FIRE ANTS IN HIS PANTS FIRE ANTS IN HIS PANTS!!!!!:D*
Just them Camden came in the room and saw what was going on,he left the room then came back with wolverines and throws them at Edward:D
 
Meanwhile....Caspian returns from his nap and sees the girls throwing Very heavy objects at edward's middle region as he hangs upside down with his legs flailing.
Caspian:Isabella! Have you no heart? have mercy on the man...
Isabella:well I..
Caspian:Here,this spiked club oughta' help oh and squirt this lemon juice in his eyes.
Isabella:Okay*does as he says*
Edward:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...
Isabella:NO More screaming,you incinerated my earplugs already
Edward:*lip syncs screaming with terribly painful face*
Heather:*beeping noise* Ooh I'm getting a text *reads text* Oh my boyfriend Edmund says he's coming up too and he says some vampire was hitting on his girlfriend so he's gonna...
Edmund:*Bursts through wall with chain saw* SAW HIM IN HALF! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! *Revs chainsaw and runs for the "pinata"
*hacking noises and screams*
Edward:Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh that.......hurt........so.......bad......do....i.....still.....have.....a.....body?.....
Caspian:Not one worth looking at!
because Now it won't hurt when dunk you in antiseptic fluid! *grabs edward and throws him into antiseptic fluid tank*
Edward:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH
IT BURNS!
Isabella:That's what we were going for. Hey Mewsie,get Caspian to pour some nitric acid in that tank..He's the only one clever enough to get his hands on it
Caspian:Hey!
Isabella:Not you,the cat!
Caspian:eek:ooooooooooh
 
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