never ending wedding reception

Isabella:No no no,that's fine,and maugrim,Ola,why you staring at me?
Caspian:Yeah Hayley that's fine,It'll teach Edward for stealing all my fan-girls in senior high
Isabella:*suspicious look* you had fangirls?
Caspian:*guilty look* weeeeeeeellllll.....HEY stop looking at me like that,I didn't know you yet!
Isabella:Okay whatever,as long as their numbers aren't still on your phone,now lets BOOGIE SOME MORE!!!!
*Turns on switch REALLY LOUD and breaks it down on the table doing can can with everybody*
Caspian:*slinks off to beat up ed some more*
:D:D​
 
Hayley:Well i don't care if you got my penny i have 2000 bucks in my pocket uh oh i probably shouldn't have said that.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GIVE ME BACK MY PENNY!!!!!*grabs chain saw*:D
Hayley:Hey hey look who's here,it's Humphry Harrington Hippo! And he's here for a party!!!:D:D
 
me: Well I have.... I don't know how much money I have. 0.o
Ribbony: I have your keys *holds up keys*
me: what keys?
Ribbony: Your jingles.
me: :eek: MY JINGLES?!?!
Ribbony: *sets jingles in tractor*
me: *jumps up in tractor and turns it on* I'M GONNA GET YOU RIBBON BIBBON!!!!
Ribbony: *jumps on Hayley's shoulder* Good gel, now come towards me....
me: *drives towards Ribbony and consequently Hayley on her tractor* WHAHOOOOOOOZAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
Caspian: *pickpockets Hayley while she's distracted* :p
 
Narniamoondust said:
Isabella:No no no,that's fine,and maugrim,Ola,why you staring at me?
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I'm staring at you because Maugrim's too dumb to know that calling a wedding reception a "Madhouse" in front of the bride and groom is like tying himself to a tree and saying "ready, aim, fire!"
Maugrim: That was an insult!
Me: When did you figure THAT out?:rolleyes:
Maugrim: Erm...
 
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Hayley:ha ha ha you will get in trouble if you spend that, it's fake ha ha ha.I have the real money hidden safley away but here you can this money.*gives her 3000 bucks*
 
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Isabella: Oh hey maugrim! *pets* Wannanother cookie? throws cookie to wolf*
Caspian: Oh hey maugrim. I don't mind you calling this wedding a madhouse. Oh and honey,we've been here 3 days,when do we get to the wedding suite and the honeymoon?
Isabella:I dunno. I geuss THIS IS a honey moon *kisses him*
Caspian: *red face and smirk* aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa*stutters*
 
Isabella:It's allright hay...now sing brick by boring brick for us!pleeeeeeeeeaaaaaase
Caspian:Ooh ooh I love that one! yeah sing it!
*every one chants*
SING IT SING IT SING IT SING IT SING IT SING IT SING IT!
 
me: Oh no! *groans* its camp all over again!
Ribbony: What happened at camp?
me: Everyone sang a song I didn't know. *sigh* Several songs I think....
Caspian: They want a bick to sing?
me: Maybe. o_O
 
Ok ok if you insist.*gets on stage and sings brick by boring brick, when done sings anther called misery buisiness*(you see I would write the lyrics but)
 
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Caspian:*swears*
Isabella: Caspian watch your mouth!
Caspian:it's not like you've never said it before!
Isabella:eek:h okay,THANKS FOR THE SONG HAYLEY!
Now let's kick some jame's cameron created,sparkly silver metal,innessacery teeth possesing,terminator,BUTT!
Caspian:Wait do they even HAVE butts?
Isabella:Oh for crying out loud! JUST SHOOT ANYWHERE!
*Grabs gun and blasts the heck out them*
 
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