never ending wedding reception

SingingDryad~ said:
Me&Maugrim:Sorry we're late!We had an appointment with James Bond in Iceland.
Maugrim:Wait...what would we be doing in Iceland?
Me:um...........penguin sledding?
Maugrim:Yeah right.:rolleyes:
Me:Whatever!WE MUST JOIN THE FOOD FIGHT/EDWARD'S TORTURING/THE WEDDING RECEPTION IN GENERAL,to not miss any more time!
Me & Maugrim:CHAAAAAAAARGEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*we crash into the pool,and start splashing everybody*
Maugrim:Lets annoy the newlyweds!
*Me and Maugrim start jumping on Caspian*We're so evil.:D
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SD did you have sugar today?:p
 
Mozart the Meerkitten said:
SD did you have sugar today?:p
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Most likely.

BREAK POINT: I'm gonna take a short break from the wedding to say something. MY MOM BOUGHT TWILIGHT CANDY LAST NIGHT! AGGGHHH:eek:

It was sparkly candy hearts with twilight phrases on it and she bought it just to be funny.
We went up to the chashier though and she was like,"You probably want the candy out of the bag don't you." and my mom said, "Oh we can wait till we get home." and the chashier lady was like, "Oh THEY might think differently." I didn't want to be branded forever so I said , "No,no..."
SO now if i go into any store and there's twilight crap,I'M SUPPOSEDLY A FAN GIRL! ADOLESCENCE COMES WITH CURSES!AGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!
(I'm buying EXTRA prince Caspian stuff next time i walk into hastings so robert will know i'm NOT his fangirl:D)
 
Isabella:*drinks straight caffine,then gets on forklift and drives around like mad* AHAHAHAHAHAHA! DIE EDWARD DIE! TASTE MY FORKLIFT!
*rams forklift into "pinata`"*
 
Narniamoondust said:
Isabella:*drinks straight caffine,then gets on forklift and drives around like mad* AHAHAHAHAHAHA! DIE EDWARD DIE! TASTE MY FORKLIFT!
*rams forklift into "pinata`"*
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I think i know someone else who has gotten an overdose of sugar today...
Me: CHARGE! DIE LEECH DIE!
Maugrim: Can we torture Jacob next?
Me: Yeaahhh.:)
*me and Maugrim join in Dusty's torturing of Edward-pinata*
 
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me: I've got a better idea. *leaves*
Caspian: ..... um.......
Ribbony: Oh I know what she's up to.:D
me: *comes back* Ok I'm ready now. *evil grin (there should be a smilie for that :p)
Caspian: I. don't. get. it.
me: *runs back out* *comes back in driving The Monster*
Caspian: :eek: you don't mean.....
Ribbony: Ohhhhh yesssssssssss!
me: MWAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!! *drives The Monster at the pinata*
 
CaspianGirl said:
NOT THE PINATA!!!!! :eek: *slides under pinata to catch it just as it's about to crash to the floor.* Whew!!
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what? YOU LIKE EDWARD!
That's a vampire with his clothes filled with candy!

Isabella:Oh look caspian,it's CG
Caspian:agggghh! SHE'LL SMOTHER ME! *hides behind fort*
Isabella:Okay then,I'm clean this room up a little so we can walk.*tell A.P.E. to clean*
ROOM IS CLEAN! NOW LETS SCREW IT UP AGAIN!
 
HEY EVERYONE LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*grabs chainsaw*
Hayley:ha ha no I'm just kidding i won't use the chainsaw instead:rolleyes:..........
she starts singing a song on stage and everyone including the pinata starts rocking out
"if I'm a bad person, you don't like me well i guess i'll make my own way it's a circle i mean cycle i can't excite you anymore where's your gavel? your jury? whats my offense this time? your not a judge but if your gonna judge me well sentence me to another life don't wanna hear your said songs i don't wanna feel your pain when swear it's all my cause you know we're not the sam (no!) we're not the same (no!) oh we're not the same​
.....

Then all of a sudden Glenstorm busts through the door and starts serving cheese and crackers to everyone.:D

p.s.my character is Hayley williams heres a picture so you know what she looks like:)
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Caspian: My eyes! My ears!
me: Caspian behave!:rolleyes:
Ribbony: Oh dear... oh and Mewsie I think it right to tell you that the cylons are about to come through the door chasing several of your Galactican friends...
me: Great, more pinatas.:D

*cylons come in chasing Battlestar people*

me: AIEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!*leaps on cylons* *ties up cylons and sticks them up with edward* :D
 
TERMINATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!come bursting through the wall
Hayley:wow we should really get that wall fixed.
Wait Zella don't eat the cheese there's food poisioning in that!!!!
 
Isabella:welcome Hayley! this is my husband Caspian
Caspian:Oh hello,don't smother me..heeeeeeey are THOSE TERMINATORS! AWESOME! *Runs off to pelt edward with them*
Isabella:Yes,I do believe we should get that wall fixed,and you say the cheese is poisoned?
 
Isabella:Oh okay! RUN! CASPIAN! SPEAR HIM AND DON'T CRY LIKE A SISSY BOY! SPEAR HIM!
*sound of pieced flesh*
Caspian:what? did you ask me to do something?

They turn around to see Caspian in the seat of the forklift that he has unintentionally rammed through miraz
 
Good news everyone I found a penny!and I also found a chainsaw and 1246 terminaters to fight or I mean help get candy from robbie or edward.
 
there should soooo be a thread for torturing these guys like Edward and Jacob.:p or at least a group.
*steals penny*

Caspian: I've got an undead monkey.
me: Yippee, let me shoot it.
Caspian: No!
me: :rolleyes:
Ribbony: Then how do we know its undead?
Caspian: I got it from that lady in the swamp who got it from Jack Sparrow.
me: You stole it?!?
Caspian: Thats a naughty word, I never steal, I only sort-of borrow from those who can afford it.
me: ROBIN! SHOOT HIM HE STOLE YOUR LINE!!!!
Robin Hood: Who am I shooting?
me: oy.
Ribbony: I'll show you, *leaps on Caspian and pins him to the wall* Now look, behave or else I WILL let Robin shoot you.
Caspian: Who names their kid Robin Hood anyway?
me: arg, Caspian.:rolleyes:
 
*Hayley is pleased that she has gotten her penny back puts it in her pocket and starts dancing the can can too*
Hayley:well it looks like the terminaters are having a good time getting candy.
*bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
Hayley:maybe it was a bad idea to give the terminaters chainsaws. Oh well
 
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*re-steals Hayley's penny* MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Ribbony: *takes penny from me* *throws penny into Mt. Doom*
me: NOOOO!!!!!! PENNY!!! MYYYY PENNNNNYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!:eek:
Ribbony: Let it go Mewsie, you have coins from Europe, rememeber?
me: *calms down* right, I do too.:p:D
Caspian: VIA PINATA!!!! Somebody blindfold me and gimme a sword-er-stick.
me: *blindfolds Caspian*
Ribbony: Is this safe?
me: For us or for Edward/Pinata?:p
 
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