never ending wedding reception

Oh dear, I see a full scale food war coming on,

Faramir: We should probably choose sides

okay, we'll side with the bride of course! I am the maid of honor after all ;)

*gathers food supplies*
 
WOOO! NOW THIS IS A WEDDING!
I've got poppy music on and we're pelting edward with food!
HEY CASPIAN! GET THE SPORKS AND GET BACK HERE!
*Faint voice* caspian:I'm in the bathroom!
Isabella:Oh..........Okay then,HURRY! THE WAR'S GETTING MESSY!
 
me: *loads tomato-er-cake cannon with ice-cream and cake* I'm ready.
Ribbony: Who's side are we on?
me: Nobody's side 'cause nobody's on our side.
Caspian: *rolls out cake canon clones* MWAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!
 
Faramir! Grab tables and make a fort, I'll build up our supplies and get some catapaults
 
*Caspian comes back*
Isabella:*Grabs him by the trouser legs and pulls him behind a table*
Caspian:what the heck was that about?
Isabella:Are you blind?There's food flying everywhere! there's also melted ice cream all over the floor so be carefull where you step.
Caspian:Okay,what exactly is going on in this war?
Isabella:It's me and GG and you and Mewsie against edward and whoever opposes us. I've got my red vines wip,what'd you got?
Caspian:a fire stoker?
Isabella:that'll work. Now start throwing chicken and beef wellington. I'm gonna go get some Dr. Pibb to make "crazy delicious" bombs.*runs off*

Caspian: TAKE THIS EDWARD! THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR STEALING MY FAN GIRLS! *Chucks a BIG ol' handful of brisket and twenty potatoes*
 
*Arrives late, enters, and looks around at flying food, cannons, and assorted chaos* "What an unusual wedding reception!"
 
Isabella:Ah SS glad you could make it.
Yes IT IS an awkward wedding reception,but hey,If you're acting immature it's more fun.
Caspian:*walks up beside isa* who's this?
Isabella:this is Seastar,seastar this is my husband.
Caspian:Nice to meet you madam*ducks as cake goes flying past* Oh and be carefull of the ice cream puddles.*Runs with scared look on face and slides on knees back under fort.
Isabella:I had to change from my wedding dress because it got to messy and hard to run in,so here's my new dress:
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LETS PELT THEM CRAZY ATTACKERS!
*Throws a chair*
*turns the stereo on WAY LOUD*
 
me: *plays Shackles real loud*
Caspian: *pulls lever*

*everybody falls into a pool as the floor turns in on itself*

Ribbony: CAAAAAAAAAASPIAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Caspian: *standing on edge of pool* Yes?:p
 
isabella:WOO CASPIAN(The cat) THIS IS AWESOME! WE TOTALLY NEEDED A POOL!
*Swims around underwater stealing shoes*
Caspian:*dives under and grabs isabella and they play flirt*
 
Me, Faramir-clone, and Jadin: *Join GG, Faramir, Mewsie, and the cats*
Me: *Sends Faramir-clone and Jadin to help Faramir with the fort* *Throws watermelon*
 
Bride and groom:*come up for air*
Isabella: I'm gonna go rest at one of the clean tables and drink some root beer.
Caspian: I'm gonna go beat up edward some more,I saw him looking at you with longing in his eyes.
Isabella:*kisses groom's cheek* go get him big boy,and bring a slice of cake,I didn't actually EAT any yet.
 
Caspian:*comes back with cake and sits down next to bride*
Isabella:Mmmm this cake is good*devours* OH SNAP I FORGOT TO DISCHARGE THE "CRAZY DELICIOUS BOMBS! *Runs over to the edge of where the floor caved in and drops the bombs*
*Screams from swimmers*
Isabella:BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA:D
 
me: *clings to disco ball*
Ribbony: *clings to my legs*
Caspian: Y'know that is a hilarious picture.:p
me: Well you'd do it too if it was to escape bombs!
Caspian: Harumph.
 
Isabella: *throws more bombs* Oh god this wedding is awesome!
And crazy delicious! *evil laugh*
Caspian:Okay honey i think you should calm down now
Isabella:NEVER! BWAHAHAHAHAH*throws a bomb*
 
comes in her lavendar dress

comes into the wedding reception in her lavendar dress as a maid of honor and eyes the wedding cake with white frosting & plates, sits on a chair at one of the tables and watches the other guests dance,
 
Me and Eric are playing Hockey but first Eric needs to teach me how to skate (I can skate but hey...pretending I can't skate is much more fun :D )
Hahahahaha Eric is a very excellent and patient teacher :D Normally he is so impatient but not now.
 
Isabella: *throws more bombs* Oh god this wedding is awesome!
And crazy delicious! *evil laugh*
Caspian:Okay honey i think you should calm down now
Isabella:NEVER! BWAHAHAHAHAH*throws a bomb*
Me & Maugrim: Sorry we're late! We had an appointment with James Bond in Iceland.
Maugrim: Wait-what would we be doing in Iceland?
Me: Um...penguin sledding?
Maugrim: Yeah right.:rolleyes:
Me: Whatever! WE MUST JOIN THE FOOD FIGHT/EDWARD'S TORTURING/THE WEDDING RECEPTION IN GENERAL, to not miss any more time!
Me & Maugrim: CHAAAAAAAARGEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *we crash into the pool, and start splashing everybody*
Maugrim: Lets annoy the newlyweds!
 
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