Non-Mod Talk - Only for non-mods III

oh, look, a fridge full of hobnobs. i wonder who would put hobnobs in a fridge?

*waits for whb to come and admire pretty hobnobs*

*slams fridge door*

(so much for non-mods who can't do anything about mods posting in the mod-talk... it might not have much style but it's effective... :D)
 
Anybody who eats mods is sure to get a stomachache...

*ambulance arrives* *paramedic gets out*
Paramedic: You called about a case of poison?
Original Self: Yes. Lossëndil, she--well--you better see for yourself.
Paramedic: *sees Lossy lying unconscious* What on earth did she eat? A whale? Her stomach is so swollen...
Original Self: Of course she didn't eat a whale. When those things drop from the sky, they hit the ground and stay there for a while--you know, it breaks the three-second rule--
Paramedic: So...
Original Self: So, Lossy ate the mods.
Paramedic: You're asking me to treat a cannibal.
Original Self: We-ll, equality for all, you know...
 
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