Anybody who eats mods is sure to get a stomachache...
*ambulance arrives* *paramedic gets out*
Paramedic: You called about a case of poison?
Original Self: Yes. Lossëndil, she--well--you better see for yourself.
Paramedic: *sees Lossy lying unconscious* What on earth did she eat? A whale? Her stomach is so swollen...
Original Self: Of course she didn't eat a whale. When those things drop from the sky, they hit the ground and stay there for a while--you know, it breaks the three-second rule--
Paramedic: So...
Original Self: So, Lossy ate the mods.
Paramedic: You're asking me to treat a cannibal.
Original Self: We-ll, equality for all, you know...