Non-Mod Talk - Only for non-mods III

Caspian: I stole the mods brainwashing stuff and put it in their own ice cream.:p
Dorthy: How the heck did you get it in the first place? o_O
Caspian: I bribed the DLF.:p
Dorthy: Dude, I think you ate your cookies while you were there too. O.O
Frodo: I put the mod's cookies in the toaster.:p
Dorthy: O.O
 
It wasn't the cheese so much as the kippers. A little cheese here or there isn't missed, but kippers are counted carefully!

Leave your hand off the kipper!
 
You think acting all innocent is going to throw me off track? I assure you, I did not misplace them! Now off you go to find my real feet. :mad:
 
Derny, you do that just to bug us, don't you? You didn't even post anything meaningful!

And now I'm a Chinese war lord... interesting. Does that mean I've got an army I can set on people I don't like? :D
 
Yes. Your Soldiers are all capitalized, so They scare mf away. (Ignore the faces that she is making at you; she is extremely frightened. Really.) You will rule the world (once your Soldiers figure out how to line up, anyway).
 
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You were also her therapist, and who in their right mind likes their therapist?

Don't answer that.
 
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She was my therapist! Oh, such distant history. *dreamy look* I recall she did quite a good job too (contrary to expectations), but kept badgering me for money... How selfish. :mad:
 
What did you think therapists are really for? To help you? Going to a therapist is like giving to a charity--they make you feel good about yourself, sometimes--except the therapist only knows about one needy person. But hey, at least you were helping somebody...kind of....
 
Smile down mildly (ack! near-rhyme), for in the light of thy countenance we shall live all the days of our lives, and verily we shall be blessed.
 
I mean thou wilt be a respected member of this lawn when thou dost bestow pie (mplf) upon me! Until then, thou wilt sit upon Fred and ruminate upon thy sad condition.
 
*Frecklade hands Glenisia pie*

*Glenisia reaches out to take pie*

*pie snatched by squirrel*

*squirrel gives pie to Lossiful*

*Lossiful is happy*
 
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