Non-Mod Talk - Only for non-mods III

[Glenburne]

That Year: *snickers at This Year's confusion*

 

[Lossëndil]

Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow: *rebels against Today*

 

[Glenburne]

Yesterday and Yesterday and Yesterday: *overthrows Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow*

Speech therapist: *turns them into Yesterday and Tomorrow*

Yesterday: *turns Tomorrow into Today*

 

[Soldier of Aslan]

*confused* *makes liverwurst sandwiches for everyone*

 

[Glenburne]

SoA makes liverwurst sandwiches Today. Therefore, he originally made them Tomorrow. And Yesterday rules.

 

[Lossëndil]

Yesterday: I hereby command Glen to never whalesplat Lossëndil again.

 

[Sopespian]

I, Sopespian, hereby command Lossy never to split an infinitive again.

 

[Glenburne]

Again: She's only allowed to do it Yesterday.

 

[Lossëndil]

Today: I think I'll sue Glen's lawyer, just because.

 

[Glenburne]

Because: You had better do it Today, because he's going on vacation Tomorrow.

 

[Lossëndil]

Today: *files lawsuit with The Day After Tomorrow*

 

[Glenburne]

The Day After Tomorrow: *is exhausted* *cries on Again*

 

[Lossëndil]

Not Again: where're the petunias?

 

[Glenburne]

Petunias: We're in Central Park, Today.

 

[Lossëndil]

Whale: *falls*

 

[Glenburne]

Cactus: *waits under falling whale, just for Today*
Glen: *evil grin*

 

[Lossëndil]

Butterfly: happy scream.

 

[Glenburne]

Calendar: *perishes*
Butterfly: *flutters* *falls*

Grief and sorrow....

 

[Lossëndil]

Happiness: *eats sorrow*

 

[Glenburne]

Grief: *saves Sorrow* *kills Happiness*