Person Below Me VI

Not really; I've woken up babies a lot by accident. They usually take it with grace.

If TPBM had to decide between saving a human from breaking a leg and saving a dog's life, they would save the dog.
 
Dunno. It would depend on the human and on the dog, I guess. I'd save my dog, but he is a being with many flaws, including ADHD and a tendency to bark loudly at people who he would never have the guts to attack in real life.

TPBM wishes that humans didn't have to sleep.
 
Not so much the rules; just the society. I am not anti-social, however, because apparently being anti-social involves vandalism and other criminal acts, which I have not committed (yet).

TPBM has broken someone else's prized possession.
 
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Does on a pier in the general vicinity of a beach count?

Tpbm does NOT live near a large body of water
 
Depends on what you mean by "workaholic." I'm not a workaholic with my actual paying job, but most of what I consider fun would be considered work by most people.

TPBM traumatized their parents.
 
Never, ever, ever, period. No. Nunca. Non. Nein. Nie. Et cetera, ad infinitum.

TPBM believes that most cats are secretly plotting to kill their owners.
 
I'm not sure. It depends on how big the table is and how many people have to sit there. In restaurants, I'm generally more concerned with where the table is than its shape.

TPBM wears black frequently.
 
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