fish_wwjd_frog
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Aye, I be thar. I'll go make rounds and patch up our ship!
Jimmy Kickarse said:Ar, tis the ship called The Dead End? I was doing ym piratey course work. Tis a good choice.
First, our enemies. These are without a doubt the worst pirates I have ever seen. They made one brief feint toward the harbor yesterday, but we had not fired ten shots befoe they turned tail and ran. The best we could tell, the only damage they sustained was a smashed yard on their mainmast, but that was enough to make them flee. Hardly the most dangerous of foes to this point. Our intelligence about them reveals that they spend most of their time boasting about their bravery and skill (which we have yet to see), snarling at one another, and seizing their own shipmates on false pretenses. We have learned that they have a theme song, which they supposedly learned from one of their "leaders" while dancing around a bonfire on a beach drinking rum. Everything about their behaviour bears out the truth of their song. They have even named their ship - which is nothing more than a three-masted 24-gun light frigate - the Dead End - and they do not even see the irony of this.