Poems for fellow friends

Miss Freckles said:
Ode to Dernhelm

In proper scientific fashion *cough*
To Derny’s profile dashing off,
I see she joined 21-12-2004,
And wonder what all those numbers are good for?
She posted 3,896 sane posts so far,
The rest are hidden in Dufferland, muhaha.
And her last 25 posts are, goodness me,
Also posted in Dufferland, teehee.
But there is more to her yet –
She is a Mod, fancy that!
And frequently, although no evil she ever plans,
While sleep-walking innocent members she bans.
She also (debatably) has stripes black and white,
And watches Two Towers in the Mod Lounge at night.
She misuses Waldo to kill a poor thread,
And awakens other threads from the dead.
She refuses to call NF TDL,
Oh well,
And is helpful at all times,
Except to Nites (and now this rhymes).
If we lost her, how we would suffer,
Because Derny is a real good friend.







you saw it comig, didn't you? :p
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I saw it coming! lol the ending made me laugh. nice one, frecks. :p
 
Miss Freckles said:
Ode to Dernhelm

In proper scientific fashion *cough*
To Derny’s profile dashing off,
I see she joined 21-12-2004,
And wonder what all those numbers are good for?
She posted 3,896 sane posts so far,
The rest are hidden in Dufferland, muhaha.
And her last 25 posts are, goodness me,
Also posted in Dufferland, teehee.
But there is more to her yet –
She is a Mod, fancy that!
And frequently, although no evil she ever plans,
While sleep-walking innocent members she bans.
She also (debatably) has stripes black and white,
And watches Two Towers in the Mod Lounge at night.
She misuses Waldo to kill a poor thread,
And awakens other threads from the dead.
She refuses to call NF TDL,
Oh well,
And is helpful at all times,
Except to Nites (and now this rhymes).
If we lost her, how we would suffer,
Because Derny is a real good friend.







you saw it comig, didn't you? :p
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*cheers and agrees* :D
 
:D Thanks MF! (What's the 'you saw it coming' part though? I didn't get that...) And I'm always helpful? Really? :D I'm so glad! :D

I should write one of these over Christmas break...
 
Miss Freckles said:
Ode to Dernhelm

In proper scientific fashion *cough*
To Derny’s profile dashing off,
I see she joined 21-12-2004,
And wonder what all those numbers are good for?
She posted 3,896 sane posts so far,
The rest are hidden in Dufferland, muhaha.
And her last 25 posts are, goodness me,
Also posted in Dufferland, teehee.
But there is more to her yet –
She is a Mod, fancy that!
And frequently, although no evil she ever plans,
While sleep-walking innocent members she bans.
She also (debatably) has stripes black and white,
And watches Two Towers in the Mod Lounge at night.
She misuses Waldo to kill a poor thread,
And awakens other threads from the dead.
She refuses to call NF TDL,
Oh well,
And is helpful at all times,
Except to Nites (and now this rhymes).
If we lost her, how we would suffer,
Because Derny is a real good friend.
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*claps* That was awesome! ;):)
 
YES FOR DERNY!!!

To the Badger:

A purple colored name appears on the list
People scream and run away
Because they know the Badger really exist
And oh dear oh dear...he will make you pay

Since a long and ancient time
The badger is around on TDL
Very great if he needs to rhym
But he also has a great story to tell

What makes us all love this Badger so much
Is he really as cute as button like he says
There are many tims he likes to touch
The ban button and moves us out of his ways

A father person he turns out to be
A man who lost his beloved and dear ones
You never hear him say "why me? why me?"
Not a hero shooting around with guns

Instead he gives advice to those
Who seek, no matter if they're old, young or not so wise
Then this Badger uses his funny badger nose
And give very great and awesome advice

So if you join the dufferland game
Be sure the Badger's location is found
Because your duffer life won't be the same
If this certain badger is around

Still we love our dear badger mod
Cute as a button he wishes
I hope everybody will agree and nod
When this Badger is doing our dishes

:D:D:D:D
 
Gosh..i would have prefereed a poem.

:rolleyes:

To alice

another limerick

Her name was Alice
She lived in a Palace
she was homesick
holding her candlestick
Because she now lives in Dallas.
 
Sorry for the double post.
BUt i got another limerick idea

this time for Mrs. Freckles or susi

She calls her self Freckles
Without any self speckles
to me she's susi
and she's always a little goosey
But others, she'll always be jackal.
 
Mrs Gil-Galad Took said:
YES FOR DERNY!!!

To the Badger:

A purple colored name appears on the list
People scream and run away
Because they know the Badger really exist
And oh dear oh dear...he will make you pay

Since a long and ancient time
The badger is around on TDL
Very great if he needs to rhym
But he also has a great story to tell

What makes us all love this Badger so much
Is he really as cute as button like he says
There are many tims he likes to touch
The ban button and moves us out of his ways

A father person he turns out to be
A man who lost his beloved and dear ones
You never hear him say "why me? why me?"
Not a hero shooting around with guns

Instead he gives advice to those
Who seek, no matter if they're old, young or not so wise
Then this Badger uses his funny badger nose
And give very great and awesome advice

So if you join the dufferland game
Be sure the Badger's location is found
Because your duffer life won't be the same
If this certain badger is around

Still we love our dear badger mod
Cute as a button he wishes
I hope everybody will agree and nod
When this Badger is doing our dishes

:D:D:D:D
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amazing!!!! it suits the blonde badger perfectly... teehee... he better not visit my profile though... i have a picture of a badgerhound... lol
 
another limerick
..ya

for Ferny

her name was ferny
She certainly wasn't derny
She turned into a pup
and drank out of a cup
before going away on a journey

:D
 
theorangejello said:
another limerick
..ya

for Ferny

her name was ferny
She certainly wasn't derny
She turned into a pup
and drank out of a cup
before going away on a journey

:D
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What fun! haha no, i certainly am not Derny:D
i drank from a cup? I think Slp would say i drank from a watering can haha
a journey? that is exciting *goes on journey*
thank you for the exciting limerick, toj :D
 
Miss Freckles said:
haha vanessa, awesome poem! but it's MY job to do the dishes :p

and thanks, toj... that was... confusing... i didn't get that last line.

but you know what? the girls in our flat really call me goosy :( because all our names start with a, c, d, e, f, l, s, so they made lilly into billy to get a b and susi into *sobs* goosy... i told them just to call me g but they think goosy is fun................... my life is so hard, i tell you :p

looking forward to that poem of yours, derny!
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Well ...rhyming is hard
ALRIGHT
:p
 
YAYA

more limericks
this is for Aaron ( Captain kokum..waht ever)


I call him Aaron
And make him into a Baron
he lives in a house
with a little mouse
Named ms. Sharon


for Joe ( Levi)

He says he's levi
I say he's trying to advise
others to not say joe
under mistletoe
Because now he's selling houseflies
 
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