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Shigure: In the car... on the way back... he called Tohru "ugly". If you lock someone up... in a dark room... for a long, long time... and mentally torture them... it leaves indelible scars.
Hatori: But Akito doesn't understand. If someone can cause those scars, there is sure to be someone who can heal them. That fact gives me more than a little courage.
Shigure: And about what he said. Tohru's cute. She's adorable.
Hatori: Coming from you, that sounds criminal.
 
[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]The essential act of mercy was to pardon; and pardon in its very essence involves the recognition of guilt and ill-desert in the recipient. If crime is only a disease which needs cure, not sin which deserves punishment, it cannot be pardoned. How can you pardon a man for having a gumboil or a club foot? But the Humanitarian theory wants simply to abolish Justice and substitute Mercy for it. This means that you start being "kind" to people before you have considered their rights, and then force upon them supposed kindnesses which no one but you will recognize as kindnesses and which the recipient will feel as abominable cruelties. You have overshot the mark. Mercy, detached from Justice, grows unmerciful. That is the important paradox. As there are plants which will flourish only in mountain soil, so it appears that Mercy will flower only when it grows in the crannies of the rock of Justice: transplanted to the marshlands of mere Humanitarianism, it becomes a man-eating weed, all the more dangerous because it is still called by the same name as the mountain variety.
[SIZE=-1]C. S. LEWIS in God in the Dock


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omgh, I know its long, but its so hilarious. xD haha at least to me.

Principal: I've allowed that color, but I don't remember saying you could have long hair. Have it cut by tomorrow.
Ayame: But Principal...
Principal: No! Rules are made to be followed. I'll call the head of your family...
Ayame: I... I come from a royal family.
Principal: Huh?
Ayame: I've been hiding it until now, but there's a country to which I must return.
Principal: Wh-what?
Ayame: If you must know, my hair has to be long because... it is said that the first king, the honorable Rurubara-sama, received a message when he reached the age of four. It was from Kandora-sama, who illumines the four directions with gold and red light. When Kandora-sama chanted "Ma Rudu Mani," his forehead shone with a blue light and, like a pony struck by a whip, Rurubara-sama's honorable person was liberated. With a wave of warm compassion, like trees that bend in a light breeze, his supple tresses grew... Now, meanwhile, Kashiparuu-sama was in his chambers sleeping peacefully, like a flower waiting to bud, and he gave voice to the pain that was in his heart, "Kampaniiru...!!" "Kampaniiru", in the tongue of my people, means, "Come forth, ocean of God's power; go forth, veneration!"
Principal: Uh, errr, um, just - I'm sorry, but I have to go meet with some-
Ayame: [grabs the principal's shoulder] I'm not done explaining about Kandora-sama.
Principal: THAT'S OKAY!! YOU CAN HAVE LONG HAIR!!!
 
"I'm sorry if there's been some kind of miscommunication, but Bella is unavailable tonight.' Edward's tone changed, and the threat in his voice was suddenly much more evident as he continued. 'To be perfectly honest, she'll be unavailable every night, as far as anyone besides myself is concerned. No offense. And I'm sorry about your evening.'"
-- Edward

*dreeeeeamy sigh*

:p
 
Hey, Jude, don't make it bad
Take a sad song and make it better
Remember to let her into your heart
Then you can start to make it better
- The Beatles song Hey Jude
 
Elan Sleazebaggano: You wanna buy some death sticks?
Obi-Wan: [using the Jedi mind trick] You don't want to sell me death sticks.
Elan Sleazebaggano: I don't want to sell you death sticks.
Obi-Wan: You want to go home and rethink your life.
Elan Sleazebaggano: I want to go home and rethink my life.

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Yoda: Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. How embarrassing.

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Yoda: Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is.
 
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