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"My name is Suzumiya Haruhi. I graduated from East Junior High. Normal humans don't interest me. If anyone here is an alien, a time traveler, slider, or an esper, then come find me! That is all."
 
"You can all go to hell and I will go to Texas."-Davy Crockett

"Liberty rides on the backs of those who are willing to die for it."-Col. William Barrett Travis in "Alamo: The Price of Freedom."

"Victory is certain. Trust in God...Remember Goliad, Remember the Alamo!!!"-Gen. SAm Houston at the Battle of SAn Jacinto, 1836
 
Nekozawa: I am a wonderful prince-like oniichan... I'm not scared of the light! Evil beam on me!!
Honey: All right...
Renge: Nekozawa finally... is able to point a flashlight at himself!

haha. :p
 
winery: you didn't drink your milk...edward...
Ed: you drink it. I hate milk...it's like drinking vomit
winery: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? MILKS GOOD FOR YOU! DRINK IT!
Ed: FORGET IT! I HATE WHAT I HATE! IT'S NOT LIKE I'LL DIE IF I DON'T DRINK THAT CRAP!
winery: GEEEZ! AND THIS IS THE REASON YOU'LL ALWAYS BE THE SIZE OF A BEAN!
Ed: A BEAN!?
winrey: yeah...a bean.

the video it's from, it doesn't have the last couple lines but it's still funny
 
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Quark (to Worf): Did you hear the news? Keiko's gonna have another baby!
Worf: NOW?!
O'Brien: No, in 7 months. *To Bashir* Worf delivered Molly. The Enterprise was damaged and they were trapped together when her time came.
Bashir (to Worf): Oh, in that case, I'll have to call you when she delivers.
Worf: 7 months, you say? I'm afraid that I'll be away from the station. Far away. Visiting...my parents....on Earth. *leaves quickly*
Bashir (to O'Brien): I don't know who's more anxious about this baby: you or Worf.\

~Deep Space Nine~
 
One thing i have learned about fishing it never goes well for the Bait
Ben Gates National treasure 1

I am still not against you but i found door number three and i am taking
it
Ben Gates National Treasure

Get off my plane
Harrison Ford Air Force one
 
There are other kinds of courage, like the courage to accept that there are some situations beyond your control. Not every problem has an immediate solution.

Chakotay Scorpion

Commander, I don't think you can analyze love. It's the greatest mystery of all. No one knows why it happens, or doesn't. Love is a chance combination of elements. Any one thing might be enough to keep it from igniting - a mood, a glance, a remark. And if we could define love, predict it, it would probably lose its power.
Neelix to Chakotay [#90 Unforgettable)
 
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