Rangers of the Dancing Lawn!

ooc: Oh dear...I have a feeling this might be like TLB...The dwarves, against the rebellion, against Shift! Which would turn into Rangers vs. Pirate's, Rangers vs. Saruman, Pirates vs. Rangers and Pirates vs. Saruman! I have a feeling Fyn isn't gonna be the one who cries in the round of drama!:p *hides under bed* Drama drama drama drama...drama drama drama! Daaaaaaaaang...I have a feeling me and that word won't be friends for very long seeming as what this thread has in store for us...:eek:
Or wait...maybe...the Rangers and Pirates will team up and get rid of Saruman...but then the Rangers and Pirates will turn on each other!:eek: I never said that...never ever ever!
But of course...Elindily loves me cuz I'm her cousin! And Elindily loves her cousin/#1 fan who reads her stories without fail....so she can't hate me!:p Nopes!
I think I'll shut up now before I die before the war................

ic: Fyn sat on a log and is sewing a blanket for the lead of the rangers as a sign of gratatude for not killing them...(hehehe) and is ignoring Saruman.
 
"You remind me much of your friend, that Jack Sparrow fool. No doubt you have been entertained well this celebration of the new year with much rum and much drinking. Worthy of recognition as a holy member of Aslan's forces I warrant!" He laughed very loudly. "You are a disgrace! And you think you know what I have been doing, do you? Tell me what I have been doing and I will confirm your fears! I tell you, you are not worthy to have dealings with Aslan for your lifestyle, Pirate Aravis. Go back to sea, and there you may drown in your drinking if that is your heart's passion. As for Narnia, leave it in peace. Leave it to Saruman Ring-maker, Saruman the Wise, Saruman of Many Colors!"
 
ooc: Leave the captain alone...just cuz you got that big voice booming effect going on doesn't mean you have to be arogent(sp) about it!:p

Then we steal Saruman's big voice booming effect and he turns out to have a high-pitched squeaky voice...:D

I'm just commenting in ooc: right now cuz Fyn's got nothing to do, and I'm in a loony mood.
 
Saruman said:
"You remind me much of your friend, that Jack Sparrow fool. No doubt you have been entertained well this celebration of the new year with much rum and much drinking. Worthy of recognition as a holy member of Aslan's forces I warrant!" He laughed very loudly. "You are a disgrace! And you think you know what I have been doing, do you? Tell me what I have been doing and I will confirm your fears! I tell you, you are not worthy to have dealings with Aslan for your lifestyle, Pirate Aravis. Go back to sea, and there you may drown in your drinking if that is your heart's passion. As for Narnia, leave it in peace. Leave it to Saruman Ring-maker, Saruman the Wise, Saruman of Many Colors!"
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oh Wizard, Shut up! Ye think I will let a 7 foot tall, scary, old man rob me of the joy that the new year will bring? It was merely a celebration of the victory and triumph us Narnians will 'ave over ye and yer dark forces. Ye know what? Ye remind me of a character from our old world. Don't quite remember his name right now, but I think his name was Santa? Satan? Or maybe it was Santan...don't remember at the time because, as you already know, Narnia has erased most of the memories that we might've had from our old world, but I digress...

This character which I was talking about, in the end days he will get so desperate 'bout what is to come to him that he will try and bring down anyone he can fool into doing the evil things which are consider an abomination to the High Lord...I forgot his name as well. But from what I can remember, at the end of the day, that character will get on his names and proclaim the High Lord, Lord of us all. How is that fer humiliation?;)


EDIT: ooc-Oh slp, you crack me up! thanks for sticking up for the Captain :D
 
ooc: Maybe we should get Saruman some wrinkle-free cream and a memory-foam mattress...:p I've heard that those memory-foam mattresses make really old people feel 100 years younger...and that wrinkle-free cream...we used it on..........................Machia...and now he's 'wrinkle-free' and it might work for you too Saruman....:p Plus, Saruman needs it more...we can be nice and give those to him for Christmas......eeeerr...his birthday when he turns 1001...:D

You think he's scary now? You should see Saruman in the mornings...I sweaaaaaaaaar, he isn't a morning person!
 
Saruman said:
"You remind me much of your friend, that Jack Sparrow fool. No doubt you have been entertained well this celebration of the new year with much rum and much drinking. Worthy of recognition as a holy member of Aslan's forces I warrant!" He laughed very loudly. "You are a disgrace! And you think you know what I have been doing, do you? Tell me what I have been doing and I will confirm your fears! I tell you, you are not worthy to have dealings with Aslan for your lifestyle, Pirate Aravis. Go back to sea, and there you may drown in your drinking if that is your heart's passion. As for Narnia, leave it in peace. Leave it to Saruman Ring-maker, Saruman the Wise, Saruman of Many Colors!"
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"Many colors? You mean like, Yellow for Ninny?" IOWW chirped in.:D

ooc- all ic Jeff. :)

How is everyone doin this fine mornin of the first?
 
*IOWW the Iasc* said:
"Many colors? You mean like, Yellow for Ninny?" IOWW chirped in.:D

ooc- all ic Jeff. :)

How is everyone doin this fine mornin of the first?
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ooc: Lets all go back to the Share a Pic thread...pink room...The Wizard of Many Color's has a favorite color and its pink!:eek:

I think Orange is better though! And black.

I'm doin....well...how 'bout you Chels?
 
SlpNarniaQueen said:
ooc: Lets all go back to the Share a Pic thread...pink room...The Wizard of Many Color's has a favorite color and its pink!:eek:

I think Orange is better though! And black.

I'm doin....well...how 'bout you Chels?
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ooc-YESS!

i think Orange is a better color too. but, I don't want scaryman to ahve it, becasue it's too cool a color for him.:cool:

I'm fine. I don't smell like smoke anymore. ^_^ haha, we had a hillbilly fireworks show last night. :D
 
ooc: Hey the Wizard's back! More chances to make fun of him in our piratey personas! What fun.... :D

Happy New Year everyone, by the way!

ic: Silently Twilight and her troupe of dwarves and other pirate and Ranger friends crept into the pirates camp. Twilight had two pistols out, and a her muskets and other pistols were loaded and ready for action. Eladin the Ranger looked around with sharp eyes, sweeping the woods for any sign of Uruk-Hai. Satisfied, she nodded and Twilight walked into the camp and up to Captain QA48 and First Mate Machia.

"Ahoy there mateys!" Twilight saluted to her superior officers and grinned. "After a bit a' what ye might call "strenuous negotiatin'" with the parties of Uruk's, we've sent most of 'em cryin back to thier master. Turnin thier fire against them with the flamin arrows and our guns worked pretty well, and the water pots we used to put out thier torches were.... not the most origina idea, but these servant weren't exactly hired fer thier intellect if ye know what I mean... Anyway's, the burning of forests has been halted fer a bit, and we have the birds and other forest creatures on the lookout fer more war parties, so we'll be ready if more come. What can we do to help here though?"
 
Lucy the Marshwiggle said:
*Lucy thought for a moment*

"I would be sad, thats fe sure, but I would try to be strong fer the otha pirates. How about ye matey"
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"I'd be sad aswell...but, I'd also try to find out who did it and make them pay...assuming they haven't already." IOWW picked up a stick and started drawing in the dirt.
 
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