Gondor Knight of Narnia
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Meanwhile Saruman dreamed a most unpleasant dream...he was on the shores of his beloved Cair Paravel, strolling barefoot in the sand with his honeybun sweetness loveypoo. A playful smile curled round Saruman's bearded face, and his head dropped bashfully. "Tell me Sweetieman...do you think I'm beautiful?" His sweetiepie asked in a most melodious voice. Saruman chuckled and turned to see his cute little snookie-booger...AND LET OUT A HORRIFIED SCREAM!!! For standing next to him was...THE MOUTH OF SAURON WITH A BLONDE WIG AND SKIRT!! You see, in this dream the Mouth had a sister, and she was anything BUT pretty. "GAAAGHHH!GAAAGH-GAAAHHHHUUUUUUGGHHHFFF!" Saruman stammered, eyes wide as saucers. "What's wrong sweetiekins? Will a kissey make it all better?" Saruman screamed like a little girl and took off down the beach kicking up clouds of sand.