Rangers of the Dancing Lawn!

Gondor Knight of Narnia said:
Sean felt rather inquisitive, so's he decided to follow Lucy just out of sight.:D

Meanwhile at Galma...

"MOVE OUT YOU SCUMBAGS!!" Shouted Pharazon. Soon a very large fleet of Corsair and Black Numenorean ships departed the small island, following something sticking out of the water....but what was it? Certainly Krackens didn't move like that...;)
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*Lucy sang and picked on the grass, occasionally throwing them in the river.*
 
Gondor Knight of Narnia said:
T'was then a bumblebee flew up Sean's nose. His eyes crossed in horror. "OH NO!" he thought. A thunderous "AAAH-AAAAAHHH-WWAAAAAHAAAACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" was heard, and a flaming fireball shot over Lucy's head!:eek:
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"AHHH!" LUCY SCREAMED!

"Its a bee, its a bee, a dead bee. Sean its all your fault." she pointed to him and screamed, smoke coming out of her ears.

ooc: ROFL! SEAN YOUR HILARIOUS!
 
Lucy the Marshwiggle said:
"AHHH!" LUCY SCREAMED!

"Its a bee, its a bee, a dead bee. Sean its all your fault." she pointed to him and screamed, smoke coming out of her ears.

ooc: ROFL! SEAN YOUR HILARIOUS!
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OOC-LOL!!Thankies...:D

IC-Sean looked round for something to put Lucy out with, thinking she was on fire. But alas, there was nothing to be found, so he did the next best thing...He dunked her in the water.:D
 
Gondor Knight of Narnia said:
OOC-LOL!!Thankies...:D

IC-Sean looked round for something to put Lucy out with, thinking she was on fire. But alas, there was nothing to be found, so he did the next best thing...He dunked her in the water.:D
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*Lucy got up and squirted water out of her mouth. She was dirtier than ever*

"Thank ya matey, I hated bein' all clean and all. Its more refreshing this way. "

*She got Seany and practically drowned him in the water*
 
Machiathemarshwiggle said:
ooc: Hi Sean!!



ic: "Arrrrrr... An' where may I be askin' have ye been..." Machia asked in a rather hoarse voice... IOWW opened her mouth to speak, but Machia suddenly shook his head and cut her off... "Gar, actually never mind.... Forget it.... don't bother explainin'... t'll probably end up with me yellin' at ye fer goin' off an' doing somethin' irresponsible, an' right now my voice can't be takin' any more yellin'.... Just tell me where the deer came from... Ye made sure they weren't talkin' deer right?" Machia said taking another bit from his apple....
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"Of course I did!" IOWW told him, " We were out of meat, so we went out and got a few non-talking deer from around the falls. Nothin happened." IOWW dropped the deer on the ground.
 
Gondor Knight of Narnia said:
OOC-ROFL!!!

IC-"MACHIA!" Sean boomed in his dragonish voice so loud it woulda made a troll jump. "How are you?"
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ooc: Haha!!:D
ic: Machia jumped about three feet into the air and, in shock, fired the pistol he had been holding... It just missed hitting Dead Tom in the head...

"ARRRRRR!!! SPARKY!!!" He growled turning around to face him, clutching the smoking pistol, with his ear ringing loudly... "Don't ye EVER do that to me again!! What be ye thinkin'??!! As fer how I am... I was perfectly alright until now... Now I think ye've shot my ear drum out... Ow!" The First mate put a hand up to his ear... "GAAAARRRRR!!! Keep yer dragon mouth shut or I'll fill it full o' lead and shut it fer ye!!" With that Machia turned and stormed back into the cave, clutching his ear and muttering to himself...

ooc: All in character of course... :D

Goodnight everyone!! :)
 
Machiathemarshwiggle said:
ooc: Haha!!:D
ic: Machia jumped about three feet into the air and, in shock, fired the pistol he had been holding... It just missed hitting Dead Tom in the head...

"ARRRRRR!!! SPARKY!!!" He growled turning around to face him, clutching the smoking pistol, with his ear ringing loudly... "Don't ye EVER do that to me again!! As fer how I am... I was perfectly alright until now... Now I think ye've shot my ear drum out... Ow!" The First mate put a hand up to his ear... "GAAAARRRRR!!! Keep yer dragon mouth shut or I'll fill it full o' lead and shut it fer ye!!" With that Machia turned and stormed back into the cave, clutching his ear and muttering to himself...

ooc: All in character of course... :D

Goodnight everyone!! :)
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OOC: ROFL!! Goodnight n' God bless you! Have good dreams!

IC-Sparky smiled a mischievious smile n' bounced up n' down trying to get the fuming Lucy off his neck.:D
 
Lucy the Marshwiggle said:
*Lucy rolled her eyes and got off*

" Thanks for putting me down like a gentleman."

*She rolls her eyes like this :rolleyes: "

*She storms off giggling*
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That evening in Cair Paravel, Saruman snuggled up in his big cozy chair next to the fire in King Peter's room-which he'd turned into a den/library of sorts, a big leather bound book in one hand, a mug of tea in the other.
"The life of Emperor of Narnia..." he thought as he flipped the book open. He donned his spectecles n' began to read, and as he did his brow furrowed.
"Interesting...Calormenes think Elves are real...Mmmm..." In 15 mins he was thoroughly lost in his book. T'was then the doors to his study burst open, AND LIGHTNING FLASHED! Saruman nearly jumped out of his skin when he saw a pointy-headed silhouette burst in.
"Who are you?" He snarled, reaching for his staff. The shadow was silent. It stepped forward, just beyond the reach of the fire's light. A slight "Drip drip" accompanied the shadow. Saruman's eyes flicked to the floor and saw wet footprints on his hundred-year-old antique carpet.
"The king of Numenor has declined my master's offer to join us..." A heavily russian/french/Middle-earth sounding accent filled the air. "We must now crush him. Lord Sauron bids you build an army worthy of Mordor. Bring it upon Numenor swiftly."
Indeed, the Mouth of Sauron had come. You see, some months ago Sauron had sent him to Numenor to 'persuade' Sean to join with Mordor. Unfortunately for Sauron, Sean answered by sinking the Mouth's boat with a trebuchet...The Mouth used a troll(who had been used to row the ship...) as a raft and floated on the sea currents for some time before ending up in Narnia. Alas, trolls don't float too well and would have sank if not for the Mouth's dark arts. Now the emissary of Sauron stood soaking wet upon Saruman's rug, dripping sea water all over it...:D
 
Elindil said:
Saurman whipped off his specs and put them somewhere in his robe. "Right" He rubbed his beard "Where will we start?"
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OOC-we should probably wait fer Saruman now lest we play him ourselves.;) Anywho...how 'bout a Skirmish?

IC- The Mouth titled his head sideways 90 degrees with a sickening "CLUURRKK!" that would have made the bravest Ranger squeamish.

From Cair Paravel set out a company of Uruk-hai, heavily armored and extra mean, to bring vengeance upon the Rangers. Two-thousand strong they were, and mean and vicious to boot! Of course, Uruk-hai alone were not as effective as a combined army...Saruman sent with them a force of Minotaurs, ankle-slicers and other assorted uglies. He would not send out his "Big guns" in some trifle Ranger hunt to have them picked off by ambushing bowmen.

An elven messenger appeared in the Ranger camp. "A host of foes marches from Cair Paravel, they scour Archenland in search of us." Said he, and dissapeared into the forest.:eek:

OOC-OOOOHHHHHHHHHHH. What next?
 
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