Rangers of the Dancing Lawn!

ooc: IOWW how do you include more than one in your siggy? I can't do it! :eek:

ic:knock some silliness out of the pirates. "We have work to do!" (I'm tired of not having anyone to boss around! :p)
 
ooc: IOWW how do you include more than one in your siggy? I can't do it! :eek:

ic:knock some silliness out of the pirates. "We have work to do!" (I'm tired of not having anyone to boss around! :p)[/QUOTE]

ooc- I don't think you can anymore...I only have one. it takes up too much bandwidth, so, they're askign for everyone to only have one image in their signature. But, if you had more than one before they made the rule, you can keep it.

BUt were having fun being silly!:D

[QUOTE="Lucy the Marshwiggle, post: 845073, member: 3580"]ooc: YOU SUCK LOLL!!! THis always has been happening to me lately!!!!! GAHHHHHHHHHHHH. I should read everything more carefully!!![/QUOTE]

ooc- lol
 
ooc- I don't think you can anymore...I only have one. it takes up too much bandwidth, so, they're askign for everyone to only have one image in their signature. But, if you had more than one before they made the rule, you can keep it.

BUt were having fun being silly!:D



ooc- lol

ooc: You know I'm just joking with you right. Ya know I love yah!!!
 
The First Mate meanwhile, had teleported ahead of the rest of the pirates and arrived at the camp a good ways ahead of the group... He had immediantly sent the crew back to work, cleaning up the camp and organizing supplies... It had only taken a bit of yelling and threatening and now Machia stood in the main cave staring in disgust at the Captain's vast collection of orc heads... "Arrrrr... an' people think that me eatin' apples all the time be odd... Gar..." Machia shook his head and called over to Dead Tom and Cut-throat James who were moving crates of food around the cave....

"Yes, sir?" said Dead Tom, running up with James behind him.

"Arrrrr... Have the Cap'n and the others arrived yet?" Machia asked taking an apple and a knife from his pocket...

"No, not yet sir." Replied Tom

"Arrrr... Good," Machia said cutting a slice of apple and feeding it to Pierre the invisible cat, who was sitting on his shoulder, "I have a job fer ye two before they get here... Arrrr... I want both o' ye to take about half of these orc heads an' dispose o' them... They're really beginnin' to reek, an' this cave here smells bad enough as it is, what with all ye unwashed pirates an' all... Arrr.. so be quick an' get those things out o' here, before their royal highnesses come back..."

"Um.. Will the Captain be upset that we're getting rid of some of her trophies sir?" Asked Cut-throat James...

"Nay, I'm sure she'll understand... She has to have noticed that they've started to smell.... Arrr.. Now get movin' ye sea rats!!" Machia growled as he turned away and teleported out of the cave...
 
ooc: does anyone pay attention?

ic: Aurora appeared at the camp with the animal and her injured leg. She found Machia.
"Help me please, I'm afraid it will get infected."
 
"Nay, I'm sure she'll understand... She has to have noticed that they've started to smell.... Arrr.. Now get movin' ye sea rats!!" Machia growled as he turned away and teleported out of the cave...

ooc: Darn and phooey! I can't believe I missed all the excitement! Next time my lovely brother can TELL me when something like this happens. Grrrrrr..:mad:

Ic: Twilight was marching along beside IOWW and the Pevensies. She could hardly believe all that had happened in one weekend (ooc: I'm with you Twilight.. ;) ) first she and IOWW had returned from thier orc destroying missio to find that the Rangers camp was under a fiercer attack than they had experienced in a long time. Twilight was fighting with all her might, and had almost used up her powder supplies. She was firing pistol at the same time as she was pulling her cutlass from a downed orc when she heard a loud sob from Lucy. She had looked up to see IOWW lying so still... the cordial dripping from her unmoving mouth. Twilight's eyes seemed to glaze over as she automatically fought the enemy, wondering why she bothered, if tragedy was all that followed? The night after the battle she sat by herself, refusing to be comforted by her friends. Finally, right before the funeral she stood from her dark corner in the comforting woods, her jaw tight. She'd decided. She wasn't going to let them win. She might be fighting a losing battle, but she wouldn't stop fighting it, even if it meant nothing now, what she fought for and lived for now would matter eternally. She would protect those she loved and those that Aslan loved with ever strength in her body, she only wished that IOWW.... Then... then everything was better than it had ever been. Just seeing Aslan again had given her new hope and life. Looking into his golden eyes and seeing the unknown depths of strength and love behind them had wiped away the despair of the last few days.

Now Twilight walked beside IOWW and occassionally shot glances at the new comers, the Pevensies. She had never been particularly big on stuffy royalty, but these children at least seemed to be.. decent sorts. She wondered with a slight grin whether "Queen Susan the gentle" could be taught to shoot a rifle with as much effiency as her bow...

"So IOWW, how does it feel to be back after scarin' us out of our wits fer a couple days?" She questioned, digging her friend in the side with her elbow, (As slight punishment she deemed only fair for the heart rending experience she'd put them all through)

ooc:Sorry this is so long, but Twilight had to have some reaction to this crazyness... ;)
 
ooc: should I make more drama, or do we want a break for a while?

OOC-DRAMA!!

IC-Captain Sparrow awoke to find himself all alone next to the tree he'd slumped down on last night.
"Yoohoo?" He asked and looked about. All he heard was the sound of birds chirping, and other various woodland noises. So off he went, looking for the Pirates and the one who'd beaned him with the frying pan...

The troll Sean had stabbed staggered back and yanked Sean's sword from his chest. He gave a
yowl and staggered a few more steps before falling over with a "WHUMP!"
Sean picked up his sword and would have slashed the fifth troll, but Sir Jericho jumped in with a cry and finished it.

Sean bent over resting his hands on his knees. Two knights had been slightly wounded, but noone was killed in the fray.
Jericho approached Sean. "That was...astounding. I've never seen such courage before! Doubtless there are fewer men alive who would go head-to-head against one troll, let alone three." Sean looked up at him.
"I might not have if I were alone." Jericho laughed.
"Me neither."
The sounds of the aftermath faded away as Sean heard another sound aways off.
It wasn't the sort of sound anyone would notice after a skirmish with some trolls.
Meanwhile...
Sean got up and walked a little ways down the trail. He quickened his pace. "Oh no..." He thought.
He stopped in front of a broken down cart. His stomach churned. Now he REALLY didn't want
to know what the trolls were eating... He looked into the back and saw a basket. There was
something in it. He reached into the cart and pulled it out. His eyes widened when he saw what
was inside. He strode back to the men with a baby in his arms.
OOC-Are the Pevensies the same age as they were in the LWW, or are they adults?
 
ooc: Darn and phooey! I can't believe I missed all the excitement! Next time my lovely brother can TELL me when something like this happens. Grrrrrr..:mad:

Ic: Twilight was marching along beside IOWW and the Pevensies. She could hardly believe all that had happened in one weekend (ooc: I'm with you Twilight.. ;) ) first she and IOWW had returned from thier orc destroying missio to find that the Rangers camp was under a fiercer attack than they had experienced in a long time. Twilight was fighting with all her might, and had almost used up her powder supplies. She was firing pistol at the same time as she was pulling her cutlass from a downed orc when she heard a loud sob from Lucy. She had looked up to see IOWW lying so still... the cordial dripping from her unmoving mouth. Twilight's eyes seemed to glaze over as she automatically fought the enemy, wondering why she bothered, if tragedy was all that followed? The night after the battle she sat by herself, refusing to be comforted by her friends. Finally, right before the funeral she stood from her dark corner in the comforting woods, her jaw tight. She'd decided. She wasn't going to let them win. She might be fighting a losing battle, but she wouldn't stop fighting it, even if it meant nothing now, what she fought for and lived for now would matter eternally. She would protect those she loved and those that Aslan loved with ever strength in her body, she only wished that IOWW.... Then... then everything was better than it had ever been. Just seeing Aslan again had given her new hope and life. Looking into his golden eyes and seeing the unknown depths of strength and love behind them had wiped away the despair of the last few days.

Now Twilight walked beside IOWW and occassionally shot glances at the new comers, the Pevensies. She had never been particularly big on stuffy royalty, but these children at least seemed to be.. decent sorts. She wondered with a slight grin whether "Queen Susan the gentle" could be taught to shoot a rifle with as much effiency as her bow...

"So IOWW, how does it feel to be back after scarin' us out of our wits fer a couple days?" She questioned, digging her friend in the side with her elbow, (As slight punishment she deemed only fair for the heart rending experience she'd put them all through)

ooc:Sorry this is so long, but Twilight had to have some reaction to this crazyness... ;)


ooc- lol, Machia didn't tell you? Bad Machia!

ic- " I've never been better,matey." IOWW replied back with a smile. " How does it feel to not be scared out of yer wits?":D
 
ooc- lol, Machia didn't tell you? Bad Machia!

ic- " I've never been better,matey." IOWW replied back with a smile. " How does it feel to not be scared out of yer wits?":D

Sparrow tripped over a tree root jutting out of the ground and fell with a "SPLAT!" into a pile of gooey stuff...He sat there a minute and pulled his head up slowly. "I hate nature...":D

Meanwhile...
"Where did he come from?" The Lady Melissa asked when Sean returned to the castle.
"I found him in a broken down cart on the road. Apparently the trolls hadn't found him." Melissa frowned.
"I'm glad you're safe..." Sean smiled. He had no intention of telling her a troll nearly mashed him with it's mace... Melissa swung the baby gently in her arms and hummed a song. "Why haven't we had a baby yet?" She asked. Sean turned pale and fainted.:D The baby giggled
OOC-Howdy IOWW!
 
So let me get this straight, Machia never told Nadia about what was happening on this thread?:eek: and they're brother and sister? Crazy! Bad Machia, Bad! lol ;)

And Sean, have you heard from Jeff? We desperately need an appearance from the Wizard.
 
So let me get this straight, Machia never told Nadia about what was happening on this thread?:eek: and they're brother and sister? Crazy! Bad Machia, Bad! lol ;)

And Sean, have you heard from Jeff? We desperately need an appearance from the Wizard.

OOC-Talked to him last week, said he's going through some stuff:( I think he's also busy w/ work and school. I can make the Mouth of Sauron appear if you want...;)
 
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