Rangers of the Dancing Lawn!

Twilightdryadhobbit said:
"Arrr, ye know I am too matey..." Twilight softened, and gave Fyn another of her baked apples. "I'll even teach ye how to fight blind if ye want, stick right by ye all the way."
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*IOWW the Iasc* said:
ooc- Sean did a pretty good job last time. He can fill in for Jeff.

ic- " Yeah...but...there has to be a way we can get your vision back somehow..."
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"It just takes a little getting used too..." Fyn muttered. "I don't know if I want to fight, but then again, there's a first time for everything."

ooc: Slp can do it! :rolleyes:
 
Twilightdryadhobbit said:
"Arr... feelin a bit selfish are we Machia? First matey, ye've got to learn to share!" Twilight grinned and took a big bite out of an apple. "And if ye'll share another with me, I'll teach ye the proper way to core and apple..." Twilight swiped another apple, threw it into the air, whipped out her pistol, and fired. A cored apple fell to the ground. "Baked apple Queen Lucy?" Twilight offered, bowing to the young Queen.
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"Arrr... I'm not bein' selfish.." Machia protested, "I can share as well as anyone else here... See..." Machia reached into his pocket and his hand closed around an apple... He started to bring it out but stopped before it was more then halfway out... He seemed to struggle with himself for a moment, deciding whether to bring it out or not... Finally he managed to get it out of his pocket....
"Arrr... Um.. W-would ye like.... an apple, Twilight?" he managed to say in a rather strained voice... "No? Good.." He said not waiting for an answer.. He stuffed the apple back in his pocket and gave a small sight of relief... "Gar, thar see? I can share...."

EDIT: "Arrrrr... Thankee, Emmy.. Gar, an' thankee Lucy fer makin' the pies... Gar, extra gold fer ye next time we loot a ship..." He took a bite of the pie and chewed thoughtfully... "Arrr... Hmmm... Wonder when the last time we looted a ship was...."
 
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Machiathemarshwiggle said:
"Arrr... I'm not bein' selfish.." Machia protested, "I can share as well as anyone else here... See..." Machia reached into his pocket and his hand closed around an apple... He started to bring it out but stopped before it was more then halfway out... He seemed to struggle with himself for a moment, deciding whether to bring it out or not... Finally he managed to get it out of his pocket....
"Arrr... Um.. W-would ye like.... an apple, Twilight?" he managed to say in a rather strained voice... "No? Good.." He said not waiting for an answer.. He stuffed the apple back in his pocket and gave a small sight of relief... "Gar, thar see? I can share...."
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ooc: You are too funny!
 
Twilightdryadhobbit said:
ooc: Very true, anyone on any of the other threads interested I wonder? Hmm, maybe we could like do auditions...:p ;) Fight the pirates!! If you come close to beating us without using advanced weaponry we'll hire you as our chief bad guy! Retirement pay included!
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haha WE could post it in the "RPGer Wanted" thread!


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Aye, ye be'r enjoy this because by next week ye won't 'ave this peace we arr 'avin now! Consider this the calm before the storm. Ye are pirates, ye know what that's like," the Captain said as she sat in a grumpy mood on a log. There was no rum, and the wine that was provided was non-alchoholic.
"Cap'n git that look off yer face. We 'ave children around!" Fish said as she poured grape juice inside the Captain's cup. Right after Fish left, a Faun came up to the Captain and offered her delicious sweets that he had on a platter.
 
Machiathemarshwiggle said:
"Arrr... I'm not bein' selfish.." Machia protested, "I can share as well as anyone else here... See..." Machia reached into his pocket and his hand closed around an apple... He started to bring it out but stopped before it was more then halfway out... He seemed to struggle with himself for a moment, deciding whether to bring it out or not... Finally he managed to get it out of his pocket....
"Arrr... Um.. W-would ye like.... an apple, Twilight?" he managed to say in a rather strained voice... "No? Good.." He said not waiting for an answer.. He stuffed the apple back in his pocket and gave a small sight of relief... "Gar, thar see? I can share...."
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Twilight raised an eyebrow.
"Arr, I'm convinced if ye aren't... Still matey, ye need to learn to share a bit, before we all get the scurvy from lack of fruit! Of course, we all have our.. problems I suppose..." Twilight turned around and nearly snarled at the young pirate recruit who was eyeing her, Twilight's personal powder bag and coughing suggestively while rattling a nearly empty powder bag. "*Ahem!* Now what were we saying again?" Twilight tucked her powder bag deeper into her vest.

ooc:;)
 
*IOWW the Iasc* said:
ooc- Sean did a pretty good job last time. He can fill in for Jeff.

ic- " Yeah...but...there has to be a way we can get your vision back somehow..."
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yeah that's a great idea as long as he any jar jar binks language into the RPG. Its hard to take a nemesis serious when he/she is talking like jar jar. Oh and someone must walk Jack Sparrow off the plank!
 
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Twilightdryadhobbit said:
Twilight raised an eyebrow.
"Arr, I'm convinced if ye aren't... Still matey, ye need to learn to share a bit, before we all get the scurvy from lack of fruit! Of course, we all have our.. problems I suppose..." Twilight turned around and nearly snarled at the young pirate recruit who was eyeing her, Twilight's personal powder bag and coughing suggestively while rattling a nearly empty powder bag. "*Ahem!* Now what were we saying again?" Twilight tucked her powder bag deeper into her vest.

ooc:;)
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ooc: sorry, I'm not sure, but are you talking to me???? :confused:
 
SlpNarniaQueen said:
"It just takes a little getting used too..." Fyn muttered. "I don't know if I want to fight, but then again, there's a first time for everything."

ooc: Slp can do it! :rolleyes:
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"Yeah..." IOWW trailed off. Suddenly, a smell so amazing reached IOWW's nose.
"DO you smell that?" She asked Fyn.
"It smells like...like...could it be?...PIE!"
 
Twilightdryadhobbit said:
ooc: No, I just picked a random, unnamed pirate to prove that Twilight is as attached to her weapons as Machia is to his apples.

ic: "Arr, Capn', are we really walkin people off the plank? Seems ages since we did that..." Twilight smiled almost wistfully...
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"haha Ye know what? We should take a randomly half dead orc and walk him off the plank jest fer fun!" the Captain said as she laughed out loud and fell back. "Hmm I guess this is real wine after all," she said as she laughed some more. "So twilight, have ye kept inventory of all the gun powder? Ye know its going to hurt when we waste a lot of those fer battle. But they tell me that the dwarves 'have been giving up their barrels to us easily. Ever since they heard that the pevensies were here..."
 
QA48 said:
"haha Ye know what? We should take a randomly half dead orc and walk him off the plank jest fer fun!" the Captain said as she laughed out loud and fell back. "Hmm I guess this is real wine after all," she said as she laughed some more. "So twilight, have ye kept inventory of all the gun powder? Ye know its going to hurt when we waste a lot of those fer battle. But they tell me that the dwarves 'have been giving up their barrels to us easily. Ever since they heard that the pevensies were here..."
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ooc: Well, the dwarves forges were mostly destroyed by Evil Twilight on the rampage, but I guess they'll have mostly rebuilt them by now...

ic: "Aye, aye Capn'. We have 80 barrels, enough to run all our cannons fer maybe two large battles, and our other weapons fer five battles or so. I'd reccomend that tomorrow (Or tonight, why not?) the pirates give their weapons a good cleanin, and refill thier powder pouches, and help make powder bags fer shootin the cannons. After they clean thier weapons they'll report to me and I'll give 'em a clean bill 'O health, or make 'em walk the plank with thier disgraced weapons, aye?" Twilight brandished her own sparkling favorite birthday pistol.

ooc: Hey Pirates of the Carribbean fans, I found some promo images from the 3rd movie! here's a link if you want to see them...: http://www.aintitcool.com/node/31212
 
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