Rangers of the Dancing Lawn!

Machiathemarshwiggle said:
"Arrrr... King o' Numenor? Gar, The name sounds slightly familar, but ye better remind me o' where this Numenor place be, who be their king an' what business he has sendin' his little spies into our camp..." Machia adjusted his pistol so it was pointing directly at the Hobbit's face... "Arrr... An' ye still haven't answered me question of what exactly ye are... I'm guessin' a beardless dwarf o' some kind... No offense to any other dwarves present o' course..." He said nodding respectfuly to a dwarf who was passing nearby carrying a barrel of gunpowder...
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The hobbit looked indignant. "My name is Bogo happenfield, I'm a halfling!And if you don't know what Numenor is you've got alot of strange-looking Rangers guarding your camp." He motioned to the Numenorean soldiers over to the right.:D
 
Gondor Knight of Narnia said:
The hobbit looked indignant. "My name is Bogo happenfield, I'm a halfling!And if you don't know what Numenor is you've got alot of strange-looking Rangers guarding your camp." He motioned to the Numenorean soldiers over to the right.:D
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"Well Bogo me hearty... I believe these here Rangers may not remember comin' from Middle Earth, or thier Numenorean heritage that well. I meself spent some time with the Rangers when I was in Middle Earth, but once ye pass through the triangle that takes ye into Narnia, ye lose a few memories. It's possible that they don't remember it that well. After all, when they first came here, they didn't seem to remember who the Queen of Narnia was..." Twilight growled, scowling a little, remembering thier past feuds with the Rangers. "But... we've made peace now, so ye can ask 'em if they remember, but I'm not promisin anythin'. So what exactly do ye want here M... Master Bogo?" Twilight dug into her memory and remembered how hobbits prefer to be addressed.
 
Fyn never seemed to stop working. The more she worked, it was as if, the more she was able to see. Though her vision was mostly gone, by how she had organized the things, she could tell exactally where she was, just by the thickness of the grass. She had even started pulling up weeds that grew around. "We should really start a garden..." she said to herself. "For the Rangers to have fresh vegetables..." she liked the idea, now where to get the seeds...
 
ElectricJello said:
ooc: Ummm, I think we were getting ready for a battle.:eek: I've missed y'all!:D
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Hey EJ! Long time no see!:D

OKay, well, basically, We had a big battle, IOWW died, her spirit got the Pevensies, then Aslan brought her back, so the Pevensie's are here, and everyone's getting ready for another big battle.
Oh, and Fyn's blind. *shrug* lol

That's it, really.
 
*IOWW the Iasc* said:
Hey EJ! Long time no see!:D

OKay, well, basically, We had a big battle, IOWW died, her spirit got the Pevensies, then Aslan brought her back, so the Pevensie's are here, and everyone's getting ready for another big battle.
Oh, and Fyn's blind. *shrug* lol

That's it, really.
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ooc: Thank you! Its good to be back!:D
 
Fyn started around the camp. Everytime she got the camp almost perfect, someone put something in the wrong spot. She didn't tire of work, but she missed the sea and the gentle rock of the ship underneath her feet. She almost felt land-sick. (lol :p ) She sank down, sitting down for a rest for the first time today. She sat there and just thought about life, and how everything had changed around her and inside her.
 
Twilightdryadhobbit said:
"Well Bogo me hearty... I believe these here Rangers may not remember comin' from Middle Earth, or thier Numenorean heritage that well. I meself spent some time with the Rangers when I was in Middle Earth, but once ye pass through the triangle that takes ye into Narnia, ye lose a few memories. It's possible that they don't remember it that well. After all, when they first came here, they didn't seem to remember who the Queen of Narnia was..." Twilight growled, scowling a little, remembering thier past feuds with the Rangers. "But... we've made peace now, so ye can ask 'em if they remember, but I'm not promisin anythin'. So what exactly do ye want here M... Master Bogo?" Twilight dug into her memory and remembered how hobbits prefer to be addressed.
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OOC-I left a host of Numenoreans @ the Ranger camp after Saruman's attack just in case he should try it again...He's talkin' about those Numenoreans.:p Oh...and I've been sucked into a far off kingdom so's I can't vouch for the poor lil hobbit...:D

"No, the NUMENOREANS." He pointed to the Numenorean soldiers sittin' over yonder. I don't think these Rangers are Numenorean at all...All I want is to go home...and maybe a nice pie for dessert."
 
Gondor Knight of Narnia said:
OOC-I left a host of Numenoreans @ the Ranger camp after Saruman's attack just in case he should try it again...He's talkin' about those Numenoreans.:p Oh...and I've been sucked into a far off kingdom so's I can't vouch for the poor lil hobbit...:D

"No, the NUMENOREANS." He pointed to the Numenorean soldiers sittin' over yonder. I don't think these Rangers are Numenorean at all...All I want is to go home...and maybe a nice pie for dessert."
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"ARRR!! YE'LL BE HAVIN' NONE O' MY APPLE PIE YE LITTLE APPLE STEALIN' THIEF!!" Machia said suddenly, springing forward, grabbing the hobbit and pulling him off the ground... But a second later he realized what he was doing and put him gently back on to the ground....

"Arrrr... Uh.... Gar, sorry, 'bout that thar-er- Master Bogo... forgot meself fer a second... My sincerest apologies... It's jus' thar's been a lot o' apple theft lately an' it's been murder on me nerves..." Machia took an apple out of his pocket and took a bite... ;) :D
 
Machiathemarshwiggle said:
"ARRR!! YE'LL BE HAVIN' NONE O' MY APPLE PIE YE LITTLE APPLE STEALIN' THIEF!!" Machia said suddenly, springing forward, grabbing the hobbit and pulling him off the ground... But a second later he realized what he was doing and put him gently back on to the ground....

"Arrrr... Uh.... Gar, sorry, 'bout that thar-er- Master Bogo... forgot meself fer a second... My sincerest apologies... It's jus' thar's been a lot o' apple theft lately an' it's been murder on me nerves..." Machia took an apple out of his pocket and took a bite... ;) :D
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"If you ask me I think the fellow with the braided beard did it." He pointed at a sleeping Sparrow. "Saw him filch one the other night." What Bogo didn't mention is that he'd filched two himself that night...:D
 
Gondor Knight of Narnia said:
"If you ask me I think the fellow with the braided beard did it." He pointed at a sleeping Sparrow. "Saw him filch one the other night." What Bogo didn't mention is that he'd filched two himself that night...:D
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"Arr, but there were three missin this mornin' and unless Captain Sparrow be having small very, very hairy feet, he's not the one I saw sneakin out of the mess tent last night. Sorry there Master Bogo, ye didn't reckon with the watcher who doesn't need to sleep. Comes in handy sometimes..." Twilight smiled as Bogo's face turned a bit red. "But I guess we wont grudge ye the pie, it's not like we don't have enough..." She turned to Machia and rolled her eyes a bit, and the First Mate simmered down. "So tell me how things look in the Shire? I meant to go there back when we were fightin the Corsairs in Middle Earth, but I never got to spend very long in the home of me youth, or one of 'em anyway.... The Took's still goin' strong? They're me cousins, once or twice, or a couple times removed..." It be a long story."
 
Twilightdryadhobbit said:
"Arr, but there were three missin this mornin' and unless Captain Sparrow be having small very, very hairy feet, he's not the one I saw sneakin out of the mess tent last night. Sorry there Master Bogo, ye didn't reckon with the watcher who doesn't need to sleep. Comes in handy sometimes..." Twilight smiled as Bogo's face turned a bit red. "But I guess we wont grudge ye the pie, it's not like we don't have enough..." She turned to Machia and rolled her eyes a bit, and the First Mate simmered down. "So tell me how things look in the Shire? I meant to go there back when we were fightin the Corsairs in Middle Earth, but I never got to spend very long in the home of me youth, or one of 'em anyway.... The Took's still goin' strong? They're me cousins, once or twice, or a couple times removed..." It be a long story."
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"Oh the Tooks are as Took-ish as ever!There was quite a ruckuss several months back, some strange Black Riders rode into the Shire looking for a Baggins. Next thing you know Frodo Baggins dissappears, along with that gardner of his Sam Gamgee, Merry Brandybuck and Peregrin Took too. Awful peculiar if you ask me...Hope Frodo didn't get into some kinda trouble. Them Bagginses are notorious for that. So you're related to the Tooks eh?From which side?":D
 
Gondor Knight of Narnia said:
"Oh the Tooks are as Took-ish as ever!There was quite a ruckuss several months back, some strange Black Riders rode into the Shire looking for a Baggins. Next thing you know Frodo Baggins dissappears, along with that gardner of his Sam Gamgee, Merry Brandybuck and Peregrin Took too. Awful peculiar if you ask me...Hope Frodo didn't get into some kinda trouble. Them Bagginses are notorious for that. So you're related to the Tooks eh?From which side?":D
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"Well, me father's name was Adelard, and I believe he was distantly related to Peregrin Took. He be the great Took's closest relative or somethin, right? I don't know much of the rest of me families heritage. Me father married a dryad, and I was born at sea. And I had a bit of a memory problem after goin through all those portals, so any biographical information ye might have would be appreciated..." Twilight offered Bogo some fresh fruit (But NO apples!) and some cookies that Fyn had baked, remembering hobbit's preferences of talking while eating.

ooc: Sorry, I have to go do homework, but keep posting if you want, I'll reply when I can.
 
Twilightdryadhobbit said:
"Well, me father's name was Adelard, and I believe he was distantly related to Peregrin Took. He be the great Took's closest relative or somethin, right? I don't know much of the rest of me families heritage. Me father married a dryad, and I was born at sea. And I had a bit of a memory problem after goin through all those portals, so any biographical information ye might have would be appreciated..." Twilight offered Bogo some fresh fruit (But NO apples!) and some cookies that Fyn had baked, remembering hobbit's preferences of talking while eating.

ooc: Sorry, I have to go do homework, but keep posting if you want, I'll reply when I can.
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"Thank you!" Bogo said as he stuffed the cookies into his mouth. "Wellf, I'm a Brandybuck myseff. Firscht I should profably tell youf how I got herfe... One day I'd gone out to Bree, *Gulp* something was stirring in me...I passed the town and stood staring at the road. Something was calling me. I knew it was crazy to go out further, but several hours later I found myself walking down the road humming a tune. I came to this forest-or rather a small grove-*chompchomp* and I decided against all sound judgement to enter. I heard some strange bird calls, then it went totally silent. I looked about and began to get nervous...I'd never heard woods so quiet. THEN I WAS JUMPED BY SOME RUFFIANS!! They strung me up by the toes and planned to do *gulp* well I'd rather not say, but out of the blue came this man clad in white armor. He cut the ruffians down with ease and set me free! He introduced himself as the King of Numenor, and offered to take me home. Light-headed from hanging upside down(they'd hung me upside down from a tree...) I told him I'd join him on the high-seas. Now I'm here, wishing I hadn't said it.":D
OOC-Whoops! I forgot...

IC-
Meanwhile in Numenorean waters:
Valiantly though they fought there were too few Numenorean ships to match Pharazon's fleet. Two were ablaze, one captured and several more sunk. Fire warships fired furiously against hundreds of Corsair and Black Numenorean ships. Pharazon sat on the prow of his ship, a cruel smile spread on his fell face. "Press forward, break the masts." He ordered. Some Black ships swept in swiftly and fired broad-side on a Numenorean warship. The mast fell with a "CRACK!!" and she was crippled. Alas, Pharazon's victory was short-lived as a fleet of Numenorean warships flanked him on both sides. The thunder of cannon fire tore through the air, guns blazing and wood splintering. Pharazon's fleet was soon reduced to tatters. "Turn about, full speed! MAKE TO THE NEAREST PORT!" He bellowed. When it was over he barely escaped with a handfull of ships... :D
 
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Jill Pole Queen of Narnia said:
Hello Rangers! How have you all been?
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OOC-HOWDY!!:D You've been gone awhile! How are ya? The Rangers are okey-day, here are a few things that have happened:

Saruman got ousted n' then re-took Cair Paravel. The knights are hiding...
I started my own faction-Men of Numenor!
Saruman forced the Rangers to go into hiding
Saruman is kinda MIA.
He sent a host of uglies to attack the Rangers recently, and was squashed.
I left a host of Numenoreans @ the Ranger Camp incase he should attack again.
I got sucked into another world
uhhh, and there's a hobbit stealing pies...:D
 
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