Rangers of the Dancing Lawn!

ooc: all u need to know is Emmy has scary powers... and when she has them she can read minds and people can hear her when they talk to her telepathically. And my bro needs to get on for hw... bbl

ic: Emmy ate a piece of pie.
 
Elindil said:
"I have to make a list..." Comes back an hour later with 'THE LIST' She's pretty sure that he won't agree to, but it's worth a shot a least.

ELINDIL'S RULING LIST:
CONDITIONS
1. I am aloud to do what I want, when I want.
2. You are not aloud to kill, injure, hurt, main or capture ANY rangers, or Numanorians, or give anyone commands or permission to do so.
3. You are not aloud to kill any pirates, knights or talking animals (including Dragons) unless I say so, or give anyone commands or permission to do so.
4. You have to let me live at Cair Paravel, or anywhere I want to live.
5. You have to give me power. (How could I 'rule' Narnia without it?)
6. You will have NO control over me.
7. You can NOT use magic on me, or order or give permission, or allow ANYONE to do so unless I agree first.
8. You must a least try to kill Scaryman, and his followers.
9. I must have my own, decent sized army. (Rangers are fine.)
10. I get servants...

*Hands him the paper...* "I think that's all...You have to agree to them, on pain of death, and then I'll join you. But not before. Do we have a deal? Or would...WAIT!"
* grabs pen and scribbles down #11.*
11. You must say sorry to Elindil, and MEAN it!
"There! What say you?
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Pharazon laughed. "You are no position to be making such demands, lady.":D
 
"You will live at Cair Paravel,though you may sojourn whereever you will. I will know your location at all times, and I will have the ability to override any orders you make. You may have your army, and as to Saruman...His doom is upon him so an attempt to kill him won't hurt at all. You may try as many times as you wish. You will NEVER, in any way shape or form try to harm me.":D
 
"Oh really? Just how do you mean? They're my people and they obey my orders so how can they be a menace?"

ooc: got to go in a moment Sean! Come to the point!
 
ooc: I thought you meant the rangers, anyway the pirates and rangers are suppose to be allys.

ic: "Look mate," *glares at him.* "I ain't gana serve you, so you may as well just forget it! The only time I ever worked for someone evil (like yourself) was when they gave me that (yuck) poison!"
 
Elindil said:
ooc: I thought you meant the rangers, anyway the pirates and rangers are suppose to be allys.

ic: "Look mate," *glares at him.* "I ain't gana serve you, so you may as well just forget it! The only time I ever worked for someone evil (like yourself) was when they gave me that (yuck) poison!"
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"Very well. Remove her from my court." with that Elindilly was taken back to her dank cell.:D Pharazon found the Mouth of Sauron in Saruman's study. "I have a challenge for you...":D
 
Meanwhile in her cell Elindil was trying some spells to see if she could turn some dirt into a cake, or cake crubs at any rate. She wasn't sure what was going on and she didn't want to think about the things that might happen to her.
She finally succeded in making the cake, (even if it did taste a little like clay) then she started eating it when...
 
They came for her!:eek: She was brought before Pharazon once more, and forced to drink a frothy pint of something. Pharazon grinned at the look on her face. Despite the ominous implications, it was quite good. Something strange began to happen to Elindil...Soon she thought the pirates were evil, pillaging, looting, killing, burning-not to mention working SECRETLY for Saruman.;)
 
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