Rate the joke above you

sk8ergirl

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ok this is like rate the sinature above u but instead u make a joke,then some1 rates 1-10 then they have to make a joke so good luck and make people laugh
I'll be checking in to see the jokes ! :)
 
iMove to Duffers

And for my joke (this is a true story between a daughter and a mother)

Daughter (to her friend): Ya, my mom is a little crazy

Mother: I MAY BE CRAZY BUT I'M NOT DEAF!

Daughter: Sorry mom

Mother: WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU! I'M DEAF!!!
 
like a 2. sorry HB. well, not really sorry but yeah its like a 2.

(am I allowed to tell blonde jokes? I am one so I think I can but I can refrain if people don't like them)

My joke. Two men walked into a bar. The second one should have seen it coming.
 
3. (i know not really a joke but the idea of a cheese spray bottle sounded funny)

There was once a little boy who was writing a letter to Jesus about what he wanted that Christmas. The boy sat down and wrote the first sentence, "Dear Jesus, I have been very good this year." He looked it over, thought about what his mother had said about Jesus knowing everything, scratched out the line and put "I have been pretty good this year." He looked at it, scratched it out and put "I have tried to be good this year." Finally, the little boy sighed because he kept scratching things out. He looked around his room and noticed his small statue of the Virgin Mary on his nightstand. He pulled out a new piece of paper and began; "Dear Jesus, If you ever want to see your mother alive again..."
 
Garfield

That was a note to Santa from garfield. I know, I love Garfield.

I have no joke, sorrry. I'm not a stand up comedien. If I could spell Comedien mabye I would :D
 
taht was funny *5
this is a mexican joke so any1 mexican don't take it affensive

What do Mexicans call thier x-mas gifts?
A tamale cause thats all they unwrap 4 x-mas lol
 
6... that's kinda mean, but that's how you get a joke. Crude humor...

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

You open the door, put the elephant in, and close the door.

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?

You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.

Alligator is having an animal party, he invites everyone, but who can't come?

Giraffe! Cause she's stuck in the refrigerator, duh!

I'm crossing piranha infested waters, how do I get across?

I swim, all the piranhas are at the animal party!
 
Ehh...2

I'm not the queen of jokes...in fact I'm not even remotely funny when it comes to joke

Violet- Daddy, why am I named Violet?
Dad- Because when you were born, a violet fell on your head
Violet- Oh ok
Rose- Daddy! Why am I named Rose?
Dad- Because a rose landed on your head when you were born
Random Kid in the back- Tuyfghjfndhsjkgdhn...
Dad- Shut up Cinder Block!
 
Hey just a quick warning. No racial jokes. They aren't funny no matter how innocently you may mean them. Any more and I'm locking the thread. Keep it clean. There are plenty of good, clean, jokes.
 
onlymystory said:
(am I allowed to tell blonde jokes? I am one so I think I can but I can refrain if people don't like them)

My joke. Two men walked into a bar. The second one should have seen it coming.

I thought it was: 2 men walk into a bar. The 3rd one ducked.
 
yeah ur right. k well my turn.

What do u call a Mexican rolling in sand?
A CHURRO!lol
Mexican peeps don't take this joke in a offensive way PLEASE!!!!
 
we gotta stop with the mexican jokes. =P

anyway, here's mine. its sorta long:

a lady driving a nice car accidentally crashed into an old man driving an average car. The damage was large, and the old man was furious. He stepped out of his car and stomped to the lady in the car.

He said, "You killed my car!" She was speechless, and the old man opened her door and pushed her out. He told her that since she crashed his car, he was going to fully damage hers. He drew a circle on the ground and asked her to stand in it; she was not to leave the circle while he was ruining her car. He took a large stick and started hitting her expensive and new car with force. Soon, the car was as horrible-looking as it could get.

However, while this happened, the lady who stood in the circle behind him kept on bursting out laughing. Finally, the old man couldn't resist and turned around. He asked her why she was laughing. And though what happened to her car, her reply was: "I stepped out of the circle 5 times and you didn't even notice!!"
 
that was kind funny *7*

k my turn again

There was this man with a beutiful white horse.
One day a man came to him and said "how much sall I give u 4 the horse"
The man said"Oh no he doesn't look good"
other guy- "What do u mean its a beautiful horse"
guy-"No he doesn't look good"
So then the other guy got furious, he got on the horse and rode....
then he crashes into a big wooden wagon!
"I told u he doesn't see good" lol lol
 
Elf Of The Grey Havens said:
0...
If you want to know how to keep an idiot busy for hours, turn this thread over...
i don't get it! 0! sorry! i am blonde! mentally and hair color! :D :rolleyes:

how do you kill a dumb blonde?

put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool! :D :p
 
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