9, it was my favorite joke, ok here's mine:
A man was driving along a dark pathway surrounded by very tall and large trees and grasses people were nowhere to find, the large full moon was shining brightly then the dogs began to howl * awwwwwoooooooo......* the man looked to the left side mirror then he saw an old man sitting on a wheelchair fast approaching that the wheel of the wheelchair almost skreeks, the old man has thin face big eyes that the eyeballs almost pop out, he has many dark spots on his face and really looks horrrible the wheelchair was really approaching fast to the man, the man almost fly his car because of too much horror......then he notice that the man was gone.....when he was almost at the end of the pathway a hand was in his shoulders he shouted in terror but the oldman in the wheelchair said"......Let's have a drag racing again tomorrow......"
(sorry if its lame)