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The Dancing Lawn said:
That's funny lol!

Two Muffins were in an oven. The 1st Muffin said "It's hot in here isn't it?"

And the 2nd says "Holy Cow! A talking muffiN!"
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I already posted that one, but with sausages in a pan.
 
sk8ergirl said:
*4* not reely that funny

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
Cause it had NO-BODY to dance with
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eh..6.

I'm bringing back the dead..oooooooooo spooky :)

Knock knock
who's there?
Britney Spears
Britney Spears Who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Oops! I did it again!

tee hee :D
 
happilyeverrandom said:
HAHA....8

What's green and has wheels?
It's grass!!!!!!!!!! I lied about the wheels!

Sorry, I know it's my siggy but I couldn't think of anything else!
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lol,it made me laugh. :D

Hmm..all the jokes I know are innaproapriate...lol give me a sec...

Why did the bear cross the road?
Because it was the chickens day off.

Yeah lame but I can't think of something else! :rolleyes:
 
ahem...4
Q:Why did the Chicken cross the road?
A: To show the opossum it could be done.

If you live around me, you'll understand that better. There are always dead opossums, racoons, and grounhogs, but never chickens.
 
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lmfo
that was a good one

A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked into the doctor's office and said, "Doctor, I'm so depressed and lonely. I don't have any friends, no one will come near me, and everybody laughs at me. Can you help me accept my ugliness?"

"I'm sure I can." the psychiatrist replied. "Just go over and lie face down on that couch."
 
5

A girl's teacher said it was impossible for a human to be swallowed by a whale.The girl said what about Johna and said when i go to heaven ill ask him.the teacher says what if Johna went to hell? The girl screamed ''then you ask!!!''
 
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7 ( I don't blame the little girl!)lol!

Q: What is it that I see, you see, but God can never see???

A: An equal.

I know it's lame. Doesn't really sound like a joke, even. Oh well.
 
5, that was funny.

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That was hilarious! I almost fell for it, too!
What does a horse have for a midnight snack?

I dunno, I don't watch horses at midnight!!!!!!
 
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(It didn't happen to me, I found it on the internet)

I just had the greatest encounter with a telemarketer. Here's a transcript:

Me: Hello, this is-

Her: Hello, Mrs Flacco, this is Danielle, I'm with (I'm not quite sure of all that she said, she was talking really fast.), your local telephone company. If you sign up now, you can save a lot of money by supporting our new plan...

Me: (thinking) Huh?

Her: So, do you want to go ahead with this?

Me: (thinking hard of the lists of telemarketer games and tricks that I've found) Well, I was just wondering...why would we want another phone? You're calling me on one, right?

Her: Well, yes, but our telephone is so much more capable, improved, etcetera....

Me: Well. There's a bit of a problem.

Her: Yes?

Me: Well, I'm 12, and my dad's not home. Do you want to speak to mom?

Her: Yes please.

Me: Well, she's not here either. Sorry. (I hang up and start laughing hysterically.) She calles back half an hour later, once I've had time to go through most of my TMarketer pranks.

Her: Hello is Mrs Flacco there?

Me: She lives in another FREAKING STATE YOU MORON!!!!!

(I was talking about my dad's mom.)

Her: Then who's your mom?

Me: Cathrine.

Her: Well, what's your dad's name then, and how can I reach him?

Me: Well, I could give you his work number. (I hear scrabbling for pencil and paper)

Her: Ok, what is it, and speak slowly and clearly.

Me: One thing.

Her: What?

Me: He's really good at ticking off telemarketers.
 
5 that was funny



bob asks his friend leanord to house sit while hes on vacation. a few days later bob calls leanord and asks how is my cat? leanord says the cat is dead bob reaks and says you should have broken the news gently! the first time i called you should have said he was stuck on the roof the second time i called you should have said there was no way to get him down. the third time you should have said he accidently fell and was killed. leanord apoligizes and they hang up. a few days later bob calls and asks leanord hows my mom? there's a silence on the other end the leanord says well bob shes on the roof..








i love that joke!!!
 
THAT'S GREAT!!! I WANT TO HEAR SOME OF THOSE PRANKS!!! I hate telemarketers... so...

I have no joke...
 
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