Riddles

deepnarnianess said:
lol too many people are posting riddles without wating for people to answer them...so im just gonna telll the answer to mine...cuz im bored and i cant figure the answers to the other ones...

riddle: would you rather a shark eat you or a squid?


you kinda have to look at it differently...


answer: a squid.


know why? ok, go back and read the riddle. this is how it would be said for it to be easy to figure it out: would you rather a shark eat YOU, or a squid? meaning, what do you want the shark to eat? YOU? or the squid? :D
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hahaha, that's very clever!

here's one:

At dusk I come without being fetched. At dawn I disappear without being stolen. I am a poets tears and a sailors guide. What am I?
 
ChildOfAslan7 said:
hahaha, that's very clever!

here's one:

At dusk I come without being fetched. At dawn I disappear without being stolen. I am a poets tears and a sailors guide. What am I?
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A MOON!!!!!!! i think...
 
There is a one story house. Everything in it is green, the dog, the counter, everything. What color are the stairs? (I got this question on one of those "how blonde are you?" quizzes :D)
 
A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and points it at him. The man says, thank you and leaves. Why? :D


And here's another one for you guys if you don't get he first one (vise versa)

The one who makes it sells it.
The one who buys it doesn't use it.
The one who's using it doesn't know he's using it.
What is it?
 
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i still dunno the first the one...but is the 2nd one nothing?

well as other people try to figure your riddles out...here's one:

Where did pilgrims land when they arrived in america? (its really ez)
 
*Is obsessed with Will* said:
A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and points it at him. The man says, thank you and leaves. Why? :D


And here's another one for you guys if you don't get he first one (vise versa)

The one who makes it sells it.
The one who buys it doesn't use it.
The one who's using it doesn't know he's using it.
What is it?
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the second one is a COFFIN!!! :D

don't know the first though..........
 
*Is obsessed with Will* said:
A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and points it at him. The man says, thank you and leaves. Why? :D
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The bartender used the gun to scare the guy cuz the guy had hiccups. the guy lost his hiccups so he said thank you to the bartender!!
 
Wills_dream_Gf said:
i still dunno the first the one...but is the 2nd one nothing?

well as other people try to figure your riddles out...here's one:

Where did pilgrims land when they arrived in america? (its really ez)
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uhh they landed on the shore of amreica?? idk.. :confused:
 
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