Riddles

[W. Cleopia]

let's start up again with an easy one:

Does the law allow for a man to marry his widow's sister?

Errrrr. . .depending on who's alive, that is. . .ummm, he can't marry her if he's dead, I suppose!

 

[ChildOfAslan7]

yup!!!!
would you like to post one?

 

[W. Cleopia]

yup!!!!
would you like to post one?

Yay!!! Okay. . .umm. . .

There once was a woman who, at her brother's funeral, met the man of her dreams. But he left, before she could even find out his name.
She then went home and killed her sister.
Why?

 

[ChildOfAslan7]

hahaha! so that there would be another funeral and he would come to that one too.

 

[NarnianofGryffindor]

Yay!!! Okay. . .umm. . .

There once was a woman who, at her brother's funeral, met the man of her dreams. But he left, before she could even find out his name.
She then went home and killed her sister.
Why?

I'd have to agree with ChildofAslan..........

 

[W. Cleopia]

Bingo!!!

 

[NarnianofGryffindor]

Bingo!!!

yay!!!! Good job ChildofAslan!

Here's a riddle:
Why wasn't John able to take a photo of his mother with curlers?

 

[ChildOfAslan7]

because you can't take pictures with curlers! you take pictures with cameras!
good one.

riddle:

a boy met a man at a random place. the man said, "If i write your exact weight on this piece of paper, you have to give me $50. If not, then i have to give you $50." The boy saw that there were no scales around so he agreed. In the end, the boy had to give the man $50. How did the man win?

 

[NarnianofGryffindor]

because you can't take pictures with curlers! you take pictures with cameras!
good one.

Wow! You're good. It took me a long time to figure it out. lol

 

[W. Cleopia]

yay!!!! Good job ChildofAslan!

Here's a riddle:
Why wasn't John able to take a photo of his mother with curlers?

Because. . .curlers can't talke photos?

EDIT: Whoops! I'm a bit late.

 

[ChildOfAslan7]

got to go. have fun.

 

[W. Cleopia]

Awww. . .see ya Min!

 

[Elendil]

a man marries 20 women in his village, but doesn't get in trouble. why?

 

[Miss Freckles]

they die one after another...?

 

[Elendil]

nope, none die & none get divorced

 

[W. Cleopia]

a man marries 20 women in his village, but doesn't get in trouble. why?

He's. . .from a differen't country where that's legal?!

 

[Elendil]

he's an Aussie.

 

[W. Cleopia]

he's an Aussie.

Aussies have villages?

 

[Miss Freckles]

...okay i don't get that but then, maybe i'm not an aussie...

 

[Elendil]

okay it's not legal. But why isn't he charged if he marries 20 women?