Ridiculous Movies

Jennifer's Tupperware

A bloodthirsty demon wrapped in the skin(tight) of a svelte high school babe starts decides to start lunching on her hormonal male classmates. After her first take-down, she realizes that one is waaay too much for a sitting, especially if she hopes to keep her girlish figure, and she needs something in which to save the leftovers. So she looks up her local Tupperware representative and attends a local party. The fun and fellowship are so satisfying (and she wins the Door Prize!) that she decides to book some parties of her own. Her girlfriends at school, who'd been lacking a good source for Tupperware, are delighted that they now have a connection, and Jennifer quickly books several parties. She's so successful that she gives up the demon business and take up full time Tupperware work, subsisting thereafter on hors d'oeuvre and red punch.
 
Tinfoil Man

Billionare Industrialist Joey Snark is captured by a band crazed survivalizts in the Canadian wilderness and held hostage in their cabin. With the help of Alan Thick he makes a low-tech suit of armor with a roll of Reynolds brand aluminum foil and becomes the superhero Tinfoil Man.
 
Left Behind at The Waffle House

Ace news reporter Chuck Wilson is covering the grand opening of the new Waffle House for the local evening news. When the life shoot is done, he goes in to use the restroom only to learn that his camera crew has left him. He is Left Behind at the Waffle House.

Meanwhile airline pilot Raymond Stone and his family are out with their church growth group for Monday breakfast at this same waffle house. Raymond also ends up Left behind at The Waffle House when he doesn't get into their 15 passneger van on time.

Relaizing there is only one thing to do, Raymond calls his daughter Zoe to come pick him up. Noticing that Chuck has been left behind as well, he offers to give him a lift back to the station. Along the way Ray, Chuck and Zoe will encounter Rush Hour Traffic, a flat tire, road construction, and a parade all in down town Chicago.

They also make some stops at the Shedd Aquarium, The Museum of Science and Industry, the Art Institute of Chicago, and The Adler Planetarium.
 
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"Anti-Antitrust" ​

An electrical engineer, a computer programmer and an architect get together, find some investors, and start a new business corporation -- one which is NOT intended to oppress minorities, poison the environment, or help evil space aliens take over the world. They are immediately besieged by swarms of Hollywood actors, directors and producers, who tell them, "You CAN'T create a privately-owned business corporation outside the media and entertainment realm, and NOT have it be evil! That's against the rules! ALL capitalistic manufacturing or financial concerns depicted in movies are REQUIRED to be evil!"

"Then why do you allow Stark Enterprises to be in movies and be seen in a positive light?" asks the architect.

"That's an exception," replies one "edgy" director, "because they've got Robert Downey, and he's popular. But YOU guys aren't glamorous, so you have to conform. You are ORDERED to start being evil right now!"

Seeing that the mob insists on this, the three company leaders look at each other, shrug, then turn into giant Japanese anime robots and stomp on all the Hollywood people.
 
Cadet Switzerland

After the death of Dr. Erskine the US military was desperate to try and revieve the Super-Soldiers project that created Captain America. Noticing that Erskine was sucessful in selecting shrimpy Steve Rogers, they seleceted Pvt. Beetle Bailey and Pvt. Gomer Pyle for the job. Gomer Pyle passed every requirement and when giving him the syrum they created America's most inept fighting man. Realizing they had no choice, the US governemnt ordered him to maintain neutrality in all affaris at all costs and gave him the code name "Cadet Switzerland." Once Cap and Bucky went missing they froze Cadet Switzerland in ice, thikning he would never be needed again.
 
Clean Barry

An extremely wimpy detective who believes that all criminals are really nice at heart, it's just that society doesn't take the time to understand them. He is fond of calling all convicts "customers" or "clients."
 
THE GREAT PIG WAR

(Sick thing about this is IT REALLY HAPPENED)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pig_war

British and American forces claim the same island along the border of Canada. The uneasy truce is broken by the shooting of a pig who marauded a farmer's veggie patch. From Karl McGruder, the Director who brought you Vegetable Stew at Midnight.
 
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THE GREAT PIG WAR

(Sick thing about this is IT REALLY HAPPENED)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pig_war

British and American forces claim the same island along the border of Canada. The uneasy truce is broken by the shooting of a pig who marauded a farmer's veggie patch. From Karl McGruder, the Director who brought you Vegetable Stew at Midnight.
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Wow! I know about that!!! I didn't know many people knew about that. (Hmm, maybe I should get out more...)
 
The Maid-trix:

Hotel cleaning ladies discover that the hotel where they work is really a computer-generated illusion. They find this out from a mysterious rebel called Motelpheus, who calls on each woman to choose between a red towel and a blue towel.
 
FENRIS-ULFIE'S DAY ON

A chronically unemployed canine cassanova is forced to pay cub support, an obligation he cannot meet without a job. They offer him one day's work, the ultimate challenge of his training and mettle. Is Fenris Ulf up to the task of making....AN ALPO COMMERCIAL?

"Meaty, rich Alpo...it's not just for dogs." A simple enough line not to blow unless you're nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
 
The sequel to the above movie would play on the fact that the Narnian wolf-captain character went by different names in different editions. It would be a sort of Jekkyl-Hyde story, with the main character switching back and forth between Fenris Ulf and Maugrim... only, unlike Henry Jekkyl, he would be evil in BOTH identities.
 
You left out the most important bit of the sequel. It's not a Jeckyll/Hyde formula this time, he gets bitten by a werewolf and every night of the full moon he turns into...a human. They know something's wrong with him because he forgets to turn around three times before sitting...a classic sign.
 
AVAST, YE SWABS!

The amazing true story of Isaac DeVrys, the inventor of Q Tips. There's something for everyone in this rollicking musical journey through the life of Kenosha, Wisconsin's favourite son.
 
MARYLAND MONROE AND THE LOST MARBLES

Caught in a storm with a load of valuable Greek statuary, Maryland has lost his marbles, and to get them back he'll have to defeat his old nemesis Mali Maguire. Action and Adventure from the Director of "Bagels vs. Lox".
 
One of the actors in that one would go on to star in a film about older actors trying to cover up their gray hair -- titled "DYE HARD."
 
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