Ridiculous Movies

In honor of the recent news...

The Silver Lawn Chair

When planning an outdoor party Clark Scrubb and Jill Pullie run into a little snafu. The Silver Lawn Chair. The strange and mysterious chair they purchased at a yard sail for 10 cents three summers ago and neither of them new why. Watch as the battle squeaky hinges, a quick snapping seat and a wobbly leg as they try to open the last chair before their guests arrive.
 
AC/DC: The True Story of Thomas Edison and Nicola Tesla

An amazing bio pic of the two pioneering inventors and their experiments with currents and their ensuing debate over which was better, "Alternating Current" or "Direct Current," and featuring a soundtrack composed by the band AC/DC.
 
THE NUMBER THAT WASN'T THERE

A gripping feature film exploring the square root of negative one, who must prove before its too late that it does in fact exist. Brought to you by the producer of The Life of Pi.
 
The Empire Strikes Out

Another awesome movie with BarbarianKing playing the now familiar character of Prad Bitt in a heartwarming sports tale. This time Bitt is the famous pitcher of The Rebs, the team from a lowly barrio in San Diego that, against all odds, go on to win the Very Little League World Championship in 2013. As a starter for The Rebs, Bitt throws a no-hitter against the Empire, the official team from Imperial County, CA, that allows The Rebs to walk away with the coveted (albeit tiny) championship cup!
 
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Frozen Brain

An exciting family production featuring lot's of people eating ice cream really fast then holding their forehead and grimacing like crazy. This movie is best watched at a location near a Stone Cold, Ben and Jerry's, or 31 Flavors store as you'll want to practice the same stunts when the movie is over!
 
New horror film: "THE DRIVING DEAD"​

Actually a sequel to "Thelma and Louise." Having stupidly and pointlessly committed suicide, Thelma and Louise return as car-driving zombies. Everyone whom they "take over" becomes another car-driving zombie, driven (no pun intended) to keep on driving off cliffs. It is revealed that (as is always the case in movies) an EEEEEEEE-vil business corporation is really to blame. The motive of the EEEEEEEE-vil business corporation is to start profitable junkyards with all the cars that the zombies drive off cliffs.
 
Atchison

A stirring bio-pic about 19th century politician David Rice Atchison. From his humble beginnings, to his time in senate, all culminating to his famous "one day presidency" where he slept through the entire thing. This is followed by him joining the Confederate Army.

Note: due to his party affiliation*cough*Democrat*cough*, his support of slavery and violence against abolitionists is minimized.
 
S*P*L*A*S*H ​

Not to be confused with the mermaid film "Splash" without asterisks.

In this movie, a pacifistic surgeon spends two and a half hours wailing and lamenting about "the MAAAAAAAAD-ness of war," because children at a swimming pool in his neighborhood have water-throwing fights.
 
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