Silly Ideas for the Netflix Narnia Movies

[MrBob]

They find out that Dragon Island is the place where dragons were first procured for Westros.

 

[EveningStar]

The White Witch was actually Elizabeth I, so that pale complexion was not really makeup after all. I wonder if the White Witch missed the Earl of Essex....

 

[Princess Frances]

No, I definitely believe it should be Jack Black as Uncle Andrew....

Tommy Lee Jones.

 

[EveningStar]

Louie Armstrong. Uncle Andrew. Definitely.

 

[Princess Frances]

A Heather O'Rourke look-a-like as Lucy

 

[Copperfox]

Does anyone remember the way-long-ago TV entertainer Shari Lewis? She would talk to her cute sock puppet Lamb Chop. Well, how 'bout this? Miss Prequel Jadis, trying to convince Digory that she's --yep, as harmless AS A LAMB-- Jadis uses her own sock puppet.

 

[EveningStar]

Does anyone remember the way-long-ago TV entertainer Shari Lewis? She would talk to her cute sock puppet Lamb Chop. Well, how 'bout this? Miss Prequel Jadis, trying to convince Digory that she's --yep, as harmless AS A LAMB-- Jadis uses her own sock puppet.

This is the spell that never ends. And it goes on and on my friends. I want it always wintertime and never turn to spring
And Santa Claus verboten and ol' Aslan never king.....

IYKYK

 

[ShastaoftheNineRealms]

One of the pools in the wood between the worlds is Dr. Seuss world and we briefly see the Cat in the Hat.

 

[Princess Frances]

Julie Kavner is cast as Jadis.

 

[EveningStar]

Have Mr. and Mrs. Beaver speak with whistling S's like they do in some cartoons. "A(sss)lan? Why He(sss) the king of bea(sss)ts, He'(sss) a lion, (sss)on of Adam!"

 

[Princess Frances]

Some actors do think raspy whispering is creepy. It is not.

 

[EveningStar]

Really, really sick idea. Just like the Flintstones, the four Pevensies have talking beasts around the house that operate as "equipment" like an elephant for a vacuum clener, and large gryphons as "Narnia Air".