Silly Ideas for the Netflix Narnia Movies

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The White Witch was actually Elizabeth I, so that pale complexion was not really makeup after all. I wonder if the White Witch missed the Earl of Essex....
 
Does anyone remember the way-long-ago TV entertainer Shari Lewis? She would talk to her cute sock puppet Lamb Chop. Well, how 'bout this? Miss Prequel Jadis, trying to convince Digory that she's --yep, as harmless AS A LAMB-- Jadis uses her own sock puppet.
 
Copperfox said:
Does anyone remember the way-long-ago TV entertainer Shari Lewis? She would talk to her cute sock puppet Lamb Chop. Well, how 'bout this? Miss Prequel Jadis, trying to convince Digory that she's --yep, as harmless AS A LAMB-- Jadis uses her own sock puppet.
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This is the spell that never ends. And it goes on and on my friends. I want it always wintertime and never turn to spring
And Santa Claus verboten and ol' Aslan never king.....

IYKYK
 
Have Mr. and Mrs. Beaver speak with whistling S's like they do in some cartoons. "A(sss)lan? Why He(sss) the king of bea(sss)ts, He'(sss) a lion, (sss)on of Adam!"
 
Really, really sick idea. Just like the Flintstones, the four Pevensies have talking beasts around the house that operate as "equipment" like an elephant for a vacuum clener, and large gryphons as "Narnia Air".
 
Princess Frances: I _seriously_ like the notion of Jenna Ortega as Jadis. When playing Wednesday Addams, she plays a profoundly selfish narcissist. As Jadis, she would make me want to yell at the screen: "Hey, Aslan, tell Fledge to hold on a minute before transporting Digory and Polly to the tree! Haul Andrew up out of the pit, have the horse trample him flat, then bury Jadis alive!"

While I think of it, Wednesday would be _terrified_ to antagonize John Wick.
 
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