Skandarnites VS. PaperB'nites

[Eärendil the Mariner]

*steals history book from Kevin and scribbles "Skandar rules" across the cover*
The cliffs notes version of the history book!

Ah-Ah-Ah! *shakes finger*

You can't do that! *throws Kel into the lake of tar*

*takes history book back*

 

[Kells]

Ewwwwww.... Gum and tar, I'm all sticky...

 

[Eärendil the Mariner]

Ewwwwww.... Gum and tar, I'm all sticky...

Don't mess with the Historian!

 

[Starkissed]

I need new pants!! *runs in circles screaming*

*shoots Skandar with Queen Susan's bow and arrow*
*blows Queen Susan's horn*
*is saved and out of harms way*

 

[QA48]

*Throws dagger at a Slandernite*

*misses*

*takes out another dagger and throws it at Kelly*

*scores*

Bmuahahaha

 

[Kells]

*Throws dagger at a Slandernite*

*misses*

*takes out another dagger and throws it at Kelly*

*scores*

Bmuahahaha

Oh, no! Which one did you hit?!?

*gives Kelly, Skandar, and self a drop of Queen Lucy's cordial*

 

[QA48]

Oh, no! Which one did you hit?!?

*gives Kelly, Skandar, and self a drop of Queen Lucy's cordial*

I don't know, I call you kelly

Let me try that again:

*Throws dagger at a Slandernite*

*misses*

*takes out another dagger and throws it at Kells*

*scores*

Bmuahahaha

 

[Kells]

Oh, okay - DaughterofRamandu is a Kel, too

And, ow! Glad I have some cordial!

 

[Hylian Princess]

Check this out, guys! We can eat it AND use it as a weapon against the Slandernites!

 

[Starkissed]

Gar! Stop saving Skandar!!

I think I turned pirate for a second....

 

[Kells]

I have to objection to having cupcakes thrown at me... *drools*
Would you mind trying to drown us in milk, too?

 

[Starkissed]

*gives a cupcake to Kells*
*sniggers*
*whispers to fellow pbnites* It's poisoned.

 

[QA48]

*gives a cupcake to Kells*
*sniggers*
*whispers to fellow pbnites* It's poisoned.

Bmuahahhahaha

*throws poisoned cupcake at slandernite*

 

[Kells]

*gives a cupcake to Kells*
*sniggers*
*whispers to fellow pbnites* It's poisoned.

*gives that same cupcake to Paper Boy and bats eyes* Hi, I like you - have a cupcake!

 

[Starkissed]

*knocks it out of the paper boys hand*

Don't eat that!!

 

[Hylian Princess]

My paperboy is much too smart to accept a cupcake from strangers. HMPH!

*sings* my paperboy! is-s-s-s! A sexy cupcake!!

 

[Kells]

My paperboy is much too smart to accept a cupcake from strangers. HMPH!

*sings* my paperboy! is-s-s-s! A sexy cupcake!!

He is doughy and coated in sprinkles?

 

[Starkissed]

My paperboy is sexy and likes cupcakes *I think*

Just not poisoned ones!

 

[Eärendil the Mariner]

He is doughy and coated in sprinkles?

ROFL!!!!

 

[QA48]

My paperboy will call up the Autobots if he has to! That's right, Optimus Prime is on our side!