Spam Board II

[Olórin the Wise]

Oh, good heavens. I could never find the first incidence of the Slippers...

But I'll try anyway, I suppose.

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

Oh, good heavens. I could never find the first incidence of the Slippers...

But I'll try anyway, I suppose.

I found it, just went to the old spam threads and looked up slippers. It's ok, Slipper 1 is the evil one.
Slipper 1: AM NOT!
Slipper 2: Whatever you want to do.....

 

[Olórin the Wise]

So, which one is evil now?

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

So, which one is evil now?

1, Slipper 1 is evil. Mr. Bamboo is evil.
Slipper 2 is the nice one....

 

[Olórin the Wise]

OK. I've got it now.


*hides Mr. Bamboo*

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

OK. I've got it now.


*hides Mr. Bamboo*

Slipper 1: *tackles Lauren* GIVE ME MR. BAMBOO OR I SHALL EAT YOU!

 

[Olórin the Wise]

I thought rabbits were vegetarian.

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

I thought rabbits were vegetarian.

Slipper 2: Slipper 1 has always been special....
Slipper 1: Watch it, or I'll eat you too!

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Bleh. Who wants slipper-stuffing?

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

Bleh. Who wants slipper-stuffing?

Slipper 1: Obviously you want some!!!!! Keep it up buddy, and I'll get you.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*throws slipper 1 into a pond*

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

*throws slipper 1 into a pond*

Slipper 1 drags Lauren with him.

 

[Dernhelm]

...well. I guess the slippers are back? I shall exact my revenge...

BTW, did you get to the second Flanders and Swann song, Olóring?

 

[Olórin the Wise]

No, I don't think so. Which thread was it in again?

 

[Dernhelm]

*sigh* This thread. Here: http://www.narniafans.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1732533&postcount=316 YAY! That was once...

Do take a look--I'm pretty sure you'll like it!

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*lol*

Okay, I listened to them... hilarious. I especially liked:

My neighbor's asleep in his head
I'll soon make him wish he was dead
I'll take up the tuba instead.

 

[Dernhelm]

Yay! Glad you enjoyed 'em!

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Yup. Now, you go listen to this song by Tom Lehrer, a 1940s-80s comic songwriter, who wrote quite a few cynical comman songs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQHaGhC7C2E

 

[Dernhelm]

Before I click, I'm going to make a guess--is it The Element's song?

EDIT: Guess not. That's actually funnier than the Elements song. Thanks! (But if you're interested, here it is...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmwlzwGMMwc Just please, please listen without watching, at least the first time--the picture does less than nothing for it.)

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Nope. Guess again.