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In other news, Sushi has completed his fifty-fourth opera, Song of the Dying Ostrich. It will premier on the Beruna Stage November 13. Early reviews range from "Shocking" to "An emotional rampage through a wasteland of plastic silverware." Aslan and the King have reportedly left the country, but whether their sudden departure is related to the new opera remains a matter of speculation. Now for the weather....
 
Glenburne said:
In other news, Sushi has completed his fifty-fourth opera, Song of the Dying Ostrich. It will premier on the Beruna Stage November 13. Early reviews range from "Shocking" to "An emotional rampage through a wasteland of plastic silverware." Aslan and the King have reportedly left the country, but whether their sudden departure is related to the new opera remains a matter of speculation. Now for the weather....
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Oh no! Can we be saved? Can the plasticware be recycled??
 
A method has been developed to turn plastic silverwear into tiny green Christmas trees. If you leave these around on the floor of your house and experience a power shortage, chances are they will puncture someone's foot. This will result in a trip to the emergency room, which is a wonderful place to learn the virtues of patience, fortitude, and garrulousness. Who better to chat with than emergency room medical staff, after all?
 
Glenburne said:
A method has been developed to turn plastic silverwear into tiny green Christmas trees. If you leave these around on the floor of your house and experience a power shortage, chances are they will puncture someone's foot. This will result in a trip to the emergency room, which is a wonderful place to learn the virtues of patience, fortitude, and garrulousness. Who better to chat with than emergency room medical staff, after all?
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A cockroach.

Also the virtue of...oozing, by the way.
 
Really? Must we discuss this in public? Why don't we talk about something more happy, like remote-controlled killer emus.
 
Nothing and Everything were mortal enemies.
Everything and Something were tacit allied "we"s.
Something and Nothing were only slightly ad-
Versarial, but all agreed that Anything was a cad.
 
The Lossiflare seems to be getting a lot of new names lately, which could mean one of two things.

1. New words can signify that a language is in a period of transition. In three months we may no longer be speaking identifiable English.

2. The Tree is in a period of transition (most likely shedding her needles in protest to the mass chopping of pine trees this season).

3. LoL is in a period of transition. Probably something to do with undercooked Thanksgiving turtle.
 
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