Sir Godfrey
Pelegrin Crucis
Indeed, I doth not want to be mistaken for thy Jeff, hence why I remain a knight. 
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Frodosgurl
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*sings*
"And they're coming to take me away ha-haaa
They're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha haaa
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa"
"And they're coming to take me away ha-haaa
They're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha haaa
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa"
Sir Godfrey
Pelegrin Crucis
*unsheaths long sword and begins hacking something next to a oak tree*
A woman screams.
Woman: What are you doing?!
Knight: I'm assailing a squirrel, what does it look like I'm doing?
XD
A woman screams.
Woman: What are you doing?!
Knight: I'm assailing a squirrel, what does it look like I'm doing?
XD
Frodosgurl
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Poor Squrriel
*spies Darth Vader* *draws light saber*
*spies Darth Vader* *draws light saber*
Sir Godfrey
Pelegrin Crucis
*Resumes hacking at tree with his mighty blade*
Woman: You must cease your attempt to waylay the squirrel at once!
Knight: Why, pray tell?
Woman: Because of the Animal Rights Act.
Knight: Animal Rights Act?
Woman: Yes, it states no animal may be harmed unessarily.
Knight: Your making that up.
Woman: I am not.. you have to get permit from The Great Lion himself.
Knight: So, let me get this straight, if I'm straving in the wild, I can't just kill a foul or stag to feed myself, I have to acquire a permit?
Woman: Yes.
Knight: That's crazy..
Woman: Well we are in Narnia.
Knight: I assure you the squirrel wasn't a talking squirrel.
Woman: How do you know?
Knight: Instead of shouting obesenities, he simply squeaked.
Woman: Oh.. then by all means, kill it.
XD
Woman: You must cease your attempt to waylay the squirrel at once!
Knight: Why, pray tell?
Woman: Because of the Animal Rights Act.
Knight: Animal Rights Act?
Woman: Yes, it states no animal may be harmed unessarily.
Knight: Your making that up.
Woman: I am not.. you have to get permit from The Great Lion himself.
Knight: So, let me get this straight, if I'm straving in the wild, I can't just kill a foul or stag to feed myself, I have to acquire a permit?
Woman: Yes.
Knight: That's crazy..
Woman: Well we are in Narnia.
Knight: I assure you the squirrel wasn't a talking squirrel.
Woman: How do you know?
Knight: Instead of shouting obesenities, he simply squeaked.
Woman: Oh.. then by all means, kill it.
XD
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Frodosgurl
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*snerk*
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dont ask^
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dont ask^
Sir Godfrey
Pelegrin Crucis
Squirrel leaps up unto a branch.
*sheaths sword and then retrieves shotgun and aims*
Boom! Boom! Boom!
Woman: What is that?
Knight: A highly sophisticated bow.
Woman: How did you get it?
Knight: I found it near a Lampost.
XD
*sheaths sword and then retrieves shotgun and aims*
Boom! Boom! Boom!
Woman: What is that?
Knight: A highly sophisticated bow.
Woman: How did you get it?
Knight: I found it near a Lampost.
XD
Frodosgurl
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Jeff, that was rude
*gets wacked by Thunder*
Hey Shouldn't you be with the other dragons at the Order of the Dragon Riders?
Thunder: no... I'm your dragon I'm supposed to follow you.
Me: I didnt know you followed me everywhere.
Thunder: Yeah I do.
Me: Even when I'm in my room watching The Adventures of Ozzy and Harriet?
THunder: uhh no
*gets wacked by Thunder*
Hey Shouldn't you be with the other dragons at the Order of the Dragon Riders?
Thunder: no... I'm your dragon I'm supposed to follow you.
Me: I didnt know you followed me everywhere.
Thunder: Yeah I do.
Me: Even when I'm in my room watching The Adventures of Ozzy and Harriet?
THunder: uhh no
Sir Godfrey
Pelegrin Crucis
Woman: Ekk! A dragon! Kill it!
Knight: It's a talking dragon.
Woman: I don't care! Slay it mighty Dragon Slayer!
Knight: I never said I was dragon slayer, but I am a expert squirrel slayer.
Woman: Just do something!
Knight: Hello there, Thunder right? Could you please explain to this woman that you have not intention of ingesting her and letting her slowly digest over course of hundred years?
Knight: It's a talking dragon.
Woman: I don't care! Slay it mighty Dragon Slayer!
Knight: I never said I was dragon slayer, but I am a expert squirrel slayer.
Woman: Just do something!
Knight: Hello there, Thunder right? Could you please explain to this woman that you have not intention of ingesting her and letting her slowly digest over course of hundred years?
Frodosgurl
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Thunder: I haven't eaten a human since this human *points to me* tamed me three years ago... I'm a human Veggitarian. I prefer animals over people.
Me: that is true
Me: that is true
Sir Godfrey
Pelegrin Crucis
Knight: See he's a dragon vegian.
Woman: I still hate him! I find all dragons repulsive!
Knight: That seems hardly fair, if I were to judge all women by my experiance with thou, I would be biased and unjust, I would be painting multitude with broad brush.
Woman: Save your sentiments! I want to get as far away from that thing as possible!
Knight: I second thought, maybe you should eat her.
XD
Woman: I still hate him! I find all dragons repulsive!
Knight: That seems hardly fair, if I were to judge all women by my experiance with thou, I would be biased and unjust, I would be painting multitude with broad brush.
Woman: Save your sentiments! I want to get as far away from that thing as possible!
Knight: I second thought, maybe you should eat her.
XD
Frodosgurl
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Thunder: *nudges woman with nose* hm... I find women a strange thing to behold.
Me: What's that supposed to mean?!
Thunder: oh...nothing.
Me: What's that supposed to mean?!
Thunder: oh...nothing.
Sir Godfrey
Pelegrin Crucis
Knight: Your not alone, they baffle me often.
Woman: I refuse to stand for this!
Knight: Then sit down.
Woman: Thats not what I meant!
Knight: Fine.
*Grabs pogo stick*
Knight: Jump on this.
Woman: What is it?
Knight: A strange device that prompels you up.
Woman: And why would I want to prompel myself upward?
Knight: I don't know, maybe for fun?!
Woman: I refuse to stand for this!
Knight: Then sit down.
Woman: Thats not what I meant!
Knight: Fine.
*Grabs pogo stick*
Knight: Jump on this.
Woman: What is it?
Knight: A strange device that prompels you up.
Woman: And why would I want to prompel myself upward?
Knight: I don't know, maybe for fun?!
Frodosgurl
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Me: *bops Jeff with a balloon*
Thunder: Hm... tis a little tempting to eat her.
Me: THUNDER!
Thunder: I was kidding.
Thunder: Hm... tis a little tempting to eat her.
Me: THUNDER!
Thunder: I was kidding.
Sir Godfrey
Pelegrin Crucis
*Having been pelted by the ballon, Sir Jeff topples over*
The woman having taken the pogo stick prompelled herself into the air and was suddenly fifty feet high. Screaming she began to make her descent.
The knight had arisen by then and was now watching as she fell from the heavens and screamed like banshee. He comtipated catching her. XD
The woman having taken the pogo stick prompelled herself into the air and was suddenly fifty feet high. Screaming she began to make her descent.
The knight had arisen by then and was now watching as she fell from the heavens and screamed like banshee. He comtipated catching her. XD
Frodosgurl
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Me: if you do that she's gonna fall in love with you Classic love story.
THunder: you humans are weird
Classic love story.THunder: you humans are weird
Sir Godfrey
Pelegrin Crucis
*Knight reconsiders catching her*
Knight: She's not quite the maiden I see myself marrying.
A little boy, that looks like Pinochio stands next to the knight.
Boy: You have to save her, It's the knightly thing to do!
Knight: I know but I really don't want to give her any notions that I have feelings for her, how do I make it clear I just was saving her life because It's my job?
Boy: I don't know, I hate girls.
Knight: Oy vey.
Knight: She's not quite the maiden I see myself marrying.
A little boy, that looks like Pinochio stands next to the knight.
Boy: You have to save her, It's the knightly thing to do!
Knight: I know but I really don't want to give her any notions that I have feelings for her, how do I make it clear I just was saving her life because It's my job?
Boy: I don't know, I hate girls.
Knight: Oy vey.
Frodosgurl
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me: I have an idea... *whispers to Thunder*
Thunder: Do I have to?
me: *whispers again*
Thunder: okay... *catches woman*
Thunder: Do I have to?
me: *whispers again*
Thunder: okay... *catches woman*
Sir Godfrey
Pelegrin Crucis
*Knight whipes his brow*
Knight: Thank you Thunder.
*Suddenly a black cloud begins to cover the once clear sky*
Knight: What is this?
Boy: Oh no! Oh no!
Knight: What?
Boy: He's coming!
Knight: Who?
Boy: The Dark Lord.. Boogrimvian.
Knight: Are you serious?
Boy: Yes.
Knight: THat's his name?
Boy: Yes.
Knight: Lol he sounds terrifying. XD
Knight: Thank you Thunder.
*Suddenly a black cloud begins to cover the once clear sky*
Knight: What is this?
Boy: Oh no! Oh no!
Knight: What?
Boy: He's coming!
Knight: Who?
Boy: The Dark Lord.. Boogrimvian.
Knight: Are you serious?
Boy: Yes.
Knight: THat's his name?
Boy: Yes.
Knight: Lol he sounds terrifying. XD
Frodosgurl
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me: sounds pathetic if you ask me... Good boy Thunder
Thunder: *growls low*
me: What now?
Thunder: *growls low*
me: What now?