Spamlicious!

[GarthVader]

Forgoblotten!

 

[Sir Godfrey]

Welcome Garth Vader, your spam is free to cultivate.

 

[Sir Godfrey]

*Brandishs sword and begins hacking at log.*

Woman: Now what are you doing?

Knight: Assaling the squirrel.

Woman:

 

[GarthVader]

Welcome Garth Vader, your spam is free to cultivate.

Sweet.

 

[Lossëndil]

*eats spam*

 

[Glenburne]

*eats spam*

*is sick on stomach at the thought*

 

[Lossëndil]

Nonono, not that horrid stuff. I meant the random meaningless posts on the Lawn. They're rather sugary, and I think they make me hyper.

 

[Glenburne]

*tastes TDL spam* It's not sugar, it's corn syrup. Isn't there anything in this world without corn syrup in it?

 

[Lossëndil]

CW. 10 thingy

 

[Glenburne]

Organic CW. You'd better be careful, or I'll find you lying at the bottom of the cliff one of these days, in a coma, with processed CW still smeared on your lips.

 

[Lossëndil]

Glen, whenever I say CW, just assume it to be the organic kind. I've been stealing the real CW from fellow duffers since before you joined, I ought to know the difference (except when LoL confused me that once with all her replicas ... )

 

[Glenburne]

*blows up processed CW*

 

[Lossëndil]

*blows up blackhole*

 

[Glenburne]

That was GG! Who will eat our junk now?

 

[Lossëndil]

Oh, is that what GG is? Your garbage can??

*hugs GG*

 

[Glenburne]

After you just blew her up? I'm sure she really feels the sincerity of that hug....