Susan kissed first!
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Trisscar
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*looks innocently around and and whistles*It went through paypal but I never received itDid you tell her something you meanie?
Me? I wouldn't tell her anything, i'm not a meanie...
And as for your question Sven-El, US dollars.
She wanted to pay british but I insis-opps umm I mean well, I am betting
that she would use US dollars on Americans and British on Brits...
Not that I would know or anything, heh heh.
*Glances around and then secretly pulls out check from england made out for 20 dollars...*
The most important thing is that Greedo lived happily ever after. Imagine how it would have been if Yoda had kissed first? What then? Even if Greedo had taken a shot at the mistletoe, one swipe of the light saber and Yoda would have deflected it. I think Greedo would have slapped Yoda if he had attempted to kiss him. I don't think Yoda would have been able to deflect that slap.
Anyway, when he shot first, Greedo thought that he had the advantage because the sun was at his back. Silly Greedo!!!! It was his first time in Tatooine and he didn't know that there was a second sun!!!! And this one was in front of him.
But of course that was the fault of the Oompa Loompas who's star chart somehow had omitted the fact this place was binary system. Not only that, but a smudge of spilled chocolate kinda hid the mistletoe.
Anyway, when he shot first, Greedo thought that he had the advantage because the sun was at his back. Silly Greedo!!!! It was his first time in Tatooine and he didn't know that there was a second sun!!!! And this one was in front of him.
But of course that was the fault of the Oompa Loompas who's star chart somehow had omitted the fact this place was binary system. Not only that, but a smudge of spilled chocolate kinda hid the mistletoe.
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Lucy but Taller
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Narnia's monetary unit is the "Lion."
But I don't think Greedo would take the million. He once wanted to sell his story to the British tabloids for 1 million pounds but the Oompa Loompas didn't want to sell him the chocolate factory. They said they would lose their only good worker, a guy named Wonky and they wouldn't have that. However, Boromir said he would take the million and raise an army of half Orcs and Half Dwarves (in another thread know as Dorks!) and raid the chocolate factory. Boromir of course was too silly because they don't make Cracker Jacks at Wonka's so there's no way he can find a ring in one of those boxes!
But I don't think Greedo would take the million. He once wanted to sell his story to the British tabloids for 1 million pounds but the Oompa Loompas didn't want to sell him the chocolate factory. They said they would lose their only good worker, a guy named Wonky and they wouldn't have that. However, Boromir said he would take the million and raise an army of half Orcs and Half Dwarves (in another thread know as Dorks!) and raid the chocolate factory. Boromir of course was too silly because they don't make Cracker Jacks at Wonka's so there's no way he can find a ring in one of those boxes!
I think that would be enough to buy an Oompa Loompa made star chart, complete with chocolate stains and all.
You folks miss the whole point. The Pevensies left Narnia on Sadie Hawkins Day and therefore she gave that rascal Caspian a kiss so hot it scorched the phony Telmarine accent out of him, and it was still gone by the time of VODT!
Sven-El
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You folks miss the whole point. The Pevensies left Narnia on Sadie Hawkins Day and therefore she gave that rascal Caspian a kiss so hot it scorched the phony Telmarine accent out of him, and it was still gone by the time of VODT!
SO that explains it...
Actually that accent was invented and copyrighted by Mandy Patinkin. However, he didn't use that accent because somehow the line "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die" didn't sound as cool. Sauron of course tried to steal the copyright and and he sent an army of jabberwocky's to raid the patent office. The stupid jabberwocky's however got sidetracked when they met the owner of a hat store. They all went into the store to try the hats there. They stayed there for a long time trying hats and declared the place "mad" which for us is something like "cool."
Aslan's Child_1996
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I just hope that his accent being gone doesn't ruin it.
Do you think a German accent would have been better? Especially if the Telmarines under Miraz goose stepped.
"My name ees Karlos Montoya, und you is zee mahn vat killt mine vatter!"
"My name ees Karlos Montoya, und you is zee mahn vat killt mine vatter!"
Actually no, that would be perfectly serious because it could be the beginnings of a Terminator class robot that is able to kiss first, second, and last at the same time. And he would be able to blast the mistletoe that Greedo missed. And if he moves to California, he could even be known as the Governator!!!
You were right. I rewinded the movie and played it on one of those devices powered by the computer from Enterprise. Only that computer can detect what you saw with the naked eye (are you sure you didn't fail the Touring test?). The whole thing takes barely a few milliseconds so only by detecting subspace anomalies you can see what actually happens. You have to replay the whole thing ever so slow, that one second of footage should take you about a week. I hope you stay awake to watch the whole thing!!Let's face it guys...you all missed one thing. There was a secret Mistletoe. Just 1 quick second and it disappeared
You never saw that coming don't you?
I think I even saw Caspian barefoot (hence the scream when Susan stepped on his toes). I also saw Greedo in the background running from right to left.
The mistletoe looks fake though.