SammylovesNarnia1
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Lol blind eh? But hopefully not brainless, lest he not articulate our victory elloquently.
If he is blind his other senses are sharpened therefore his voice and ears will be better
The Arwenites and Eowynites.
- Thread starter Sir Godfrey
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If he is blind his other senses are sharpened therefore his voice and ears will be better
Sir Godfrey
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KathrynJanewayChakotay
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true intellect will prevail and i think the arwanites have achieved higher ground but i wouldn't call it a victory yet even though we have the upper hand
Heavenly rest her hands on her hips i will bring the fruits and veggies for the feast my lord Godfrey
Heavenly rest her hands on her hips i will bring the fruits and veggies for the feast my lord Godfrey
Sir Godfrey
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It appears are qaurrel with the Eowynites has ended, now all that remains is to conquer those who love Faramir! Muwahahahaha!
SammylovesNarnia1
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Yes, but sharpened senses have nothing to do with intellect.
I chose the blind Skald because Skalds write heroic poems about famous battles and I think that that is perfect for the event
Sir Godfrey
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Now that the Eowynites hath surrendered, I suppose we can resume singing ballads or writing sonnets about Arwen. XD
XD
Mozart the Meerkitten
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Who doest say we surrender?
I was just gathering information and troops! *snickers* and amunition!
Fire up the wallmanater Caspian.
Caspian: FINALLY!
*rolls out tomato cannon* EAT ROTTEN FRUIT ARWENITE SCUM! *shoots rotten tomatos at the Arwenites*Dorthy: *steals the evenstar pendant and smashes it with a hammer*
Frodo(the cat): *shoots metalic toast at Arwenites*
Me: *throws water-ballons at Arwenites*
Cat: *Levitates feast-table and smashes it against wall*
Fireheart and Jako: *kidnap Arwen and take her to Mt. Doom*
Fireheart: We'll throw her in too unless you Admit that the Eowyn is better than Arwen.
Jako: And we employed Sauron and Shelob and the Orcs so you can't get into Mordor. So Nyah!
well I'll hire a skald who will sing about the battle emphasising our victory and how we fought with bravery honour and mad skill
The Gilligan's Island theme song comes to mind.
(couldn't resist)
Sir Godfrey
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Who doest say we surrender?
I was just gathering information and troops! *snickers* and amunition!
Fire up the wallmanater Caspian.
Caspian: FINALLY!
Dorthy: *steals the evenstar pendant and smashes it with a hammer*
Frodo(the cat): *shoots metalic toast at Arwenites*
Me: *throws water-ballons at Arwenites*
Cat: *Levitates feast-table and smashes it against wall*
Fireheart and Jako: *kidnap Arwen and take her to Mt. Doom*
Fireheart: We'll throw her in too unless you Admit that the Eowyn is better than Arwen.
Jako: And we employed Sauron and Shelob and the Orcs so you can't get into Mordor. So Nyah!
The Gilligan's Island theme song comes to mind.
Hahaha! I am pleased to see that Eowynites intend not to give up with fight. We Arwenites were growing bored. Quick Glofindel! Assemble the Arwenknight Army! Blow the Horns of Fingon! This day we meet the Eowynites in battle, at the end of this day one shall stand and one shall fall!!!
KathrynJanewayChakotay
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right by your side jeff we will preveil
Deflects toasts and various weaponry with a bright light and calls up wind to deflect the eowynite attack back at them
Deflects toasts and various weaponry with a bright light and calls up wind to deflect the eowynite attack back at them
SammylovesNarnia1
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Haha u fell for our Arwen dummy
We wouldn't just parade our saviour in front of you when armed with tomato cannons...
Arwen is completely safe on her horse
Eowyn on the other hand... *dark chuckle*
We wouldn't just parade our saviour in front of you when armed with tomato cannons...
Arwen is completely safe on her horse
Eowyn on the other hand... *dark chuckle*
Mozart the Meerkitten
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Haha u fell for our Arwen dummy
We wouldn't just parade our saviour in front of you when armed with tomato cannons...
Arwen is completely safe on her horse
Eowyn on the other hand... *dark chuckle*
Fireheart: Dat's what you tink. Do you really tink we're stoopid enough to fall for a dummy? Like we can't recongize a real person when we sees one. Now you on the other paw may has one of your own dummies on your horse but thats you problemo.
Jako: ANd who says we found her easily. *winces*
Caspian: And Eowyn is fine and safe, she's safely tucked away in... Frodo where'd you send Eowyn to?
Frodo: Well I tried to send her back to Edoras or Helms Deep but she wouldn't go so now she's over there using the tomato cannon.
Me: Apperently my cats thought of everything.
Anywho: THE EOWYNITES WILL PREVAIL! WE WILL CRUSH YOU ARWENITES! MWAHAHAHA....
SammylovesNarnia1
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I'm afraid you will never crush us and u dont have arwen she's safe we dont try to get arwen back to cower she wants to see the action and be loyal to her followers...
Mozart the Meerkitten
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Say what?
(seriously can you please rephrase that because I got to the part where you said, "you don't have Arwen" and then you lost me...)
SammylovesNarnia1
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dont worry its too complex for ur tiny farm loving minds go back to the stables and groom ur horse aka Eowyn
Mozart the Meerkitten
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Then why am I the one using proper English that people can actually understand?
(no offense but seriously...)
SammylovesNarnia1
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Then why am I the one using proper English that people can actually understand?
I am using proper english I am english for petes sake!
Mozart the Meerkitten
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... Not what I'd call proper English. You Arwenites think you dominate us Eowynites and yet you cannot even spell.
Fireheart: Yeah I kin spele better'n yew!
Mozart: That was a poor example Fire.
Fire: Saw-er- Sorry Mozart.
SammylovesNarnia1
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... Not what I'd call proper English. You Arwenites think you dominate us Eowynites and yet you cannot even spell.
Fireheart: Yeah I kin spele better'n yew!
Mozart: That was a poor example Fire.
Fire: Saw-er- Sorry Mozart.
what have i spelt incorrectly?
Sir Godfrey
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... Not what I'd call proper English. You Arwenites think you dominate us Eowynites and yet you cannot even spell.
Fireheart: Yeah I kin spele better'n yew!
Mozart: That was a poor example Fire.
Fire: Saw-er- Sorry Mozart.
Pah! Your insults are ill founded, if you mean to assail us Arwenites, try something besides punctuation.
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KathrynJanewayChakotay
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we will take you down eowynites