SammylovesNarnia1
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we need an Eowynite to argue with...
we need an Eowynite to argue with...
Indeed, are arguments haven't been combated. Prehaps we have prevailed? Prehaps the Eowynites forfeit and we can celebrate with victory feast.
I'll ring the cake wait elvern food
We shall have Lembas cakes, salted pork (requested by Gimli), Connie Stew, taters (Sam will provide them) and prehapes also some juicy sweet fish (request of Smeagol). XD
it'll be more like sushi as smegol likes raw things
Hahah true, we elves tend to be content with bread and on occasion pop tarts. XD
Where will we all sit??? well Arwen shall be in pride of place...
Elrond The Half Elven has prepared a table in one of his houses in the great elven abode Imladris (Rivendell).
Arwen shall indeed be seated in a place of honor, I suspect her husband shall also join us.
yayayay the Eowynites cans iton the floor by the kitchen door and eat in an uncivilised manner
Actually the Eowynites arn't invited, they are left to eat what scraps they may in their own filthy abodes.
I thought they would be so we could gloat but hey if they're not invited they're not invited
It tis not a custom of the elves to gloat, although I did dispatch a herald to Edoras to taunt the Eowynites and rub in their defeat.
exactly whats wrong with a good gloat...
Ah but we artfully gloat, we don't simply arrive and begin rubbing it in their faces. We wrte long sonnets and poems and haven the read by a messanger.
well I'll hire a skald who will sing about the battle emphasising our victory and how we fought with bravery honour and mad skill
will do just need someone to write it now... Its between an old retired wizzard whose gone blind or a hobbit who lives in the shire but has hd many adventures... hmmmm
Thou must speak of Radagast the Brown, I've heard his sight was failing but didn't know so rapidly. Whatever you do, don't send a Took to deliever the message. Tooks have reputation for being half hazard and bungling the simplest of jobs.
I've decided to go with a simple skald... He's lost his eye sight but not completely... he's promised to mention our heroes...