*decides to take her forces to the one place she knows the elves won't destroy...*
HOBBITON!
There is no need for us to destroy or ravage Hobbtion, that's what hiring Uruk-Hai from Isengard are for. They can do are dirty work for us.
Oh course, it wouldn't look right for the fairest of beings to annihilate the 'little people', we would recieved countless letters delcaring us racists and tyrants. No instead we just give nasty orcsss directions to Hobbtion and looked surpised when we hear via Palantir News, that the Shire is in flames.
Whoops, I should have specfied that when I spoke with Saruman. Oh well.
oops hopefully they wont do too much damage to hobbits just the Eoywnites
Well if many Halflings are slain, we will just count it as nessary collateral.
The Shire shall be set ablaze and the cries of Eowynites shall echo throught the valley, lullying us Elves to sleep.
haha theres nothing like the sound of Eowynites screaming in fear to send afellow elf off to sleep
Indeed, I intend to leave my window open tonight.
But of course, the crude and unsophisticated race of Horse lovers could never be compared to the Eldar. Eowyn belongs in the stables, with her rural companions, there she may sleep amongst the hay and lay with her kin the pigs.
and use water ballons. mwahahhahaha!
*yawns* are you elves through with your petty name-calling session? It really does nothing and is rather tiring.
I propose we continue our war on THE WOODEN CASTLE PLAYGROUND!
But I'm going to use waterballons anyway.
*looks at the Arwenites with a mischeviously evil grin on her face and a waterballon in one hand and a loaded super-soaker in the other* So since you elves are so highly superior then why don't you play on our level. *evil grin*
