KathrynJanewayChakotay
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lol Arwan is 10x better then eowyn
The Arwenites and Eowynites.
- Thread starter Sir Godfrey
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Sir Godfrey
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Soon the Eobellion will be crushed and Mozart will be one of us. XD 
KathrynJanewayChakotay
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lol Jeff leave it to you to make a star wars reference out of that
Mozart the Meerkitten
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Soon the Eobellion will be crushed and Mozart will be one of us. XD
Thats what you think. Where's the Galactica I need backup! What? They got detained?!? Where? Pluto! By what? Oh nevermind, tell them I have the quadenants to Earth and the cylon fighters will be there in five centons.
Humph. Intergalactic delays.
BAHAHA! I just thought of something really funny.
In the meantime... *launches smoke-bombs at the Arwenites*
KathrynJanewayChakotay
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tosses force lighting at mozart Arwanites will prevail put shield over all the arwanites and shoved mozart back
Mozart the Meerkitten
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*folds arms* GALACTICAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! shesh you'd think a spaceship that can go at the speed of light would get here faster. Hmm....
*throws baseball at Arwenites shield* *baseball bounces back into my hand* CooL! catch! *throws baseball again and again and again and again...*
You Arwenites may as well give up- I'm a 14-year-old with a sword and a bow (two actually) and a dagger and a....SCYTH! I also have a baseball. *throws baseball at shield again and again and again and again....*
Eowynites will prevail!
*and again and again and again and again and again...*
KathrynJanewayChakotay
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WE WON'T GIVE up that easy we are trained elven warriors we will win
We have swords lightsaber and bows and arrows and we will win and overcome
We have swords lightsaber and bows and arrows and we will win and overcome
Mozart the Meerkitten
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well we have....
COLONIAL VIPERS! and THE GIANT CITY-SIZED BATTLESTAR GALACTICA!
and my baseball. *throws baseball against shield over and over and over and over and over again* I'm gonna be really disapointed when you guys take this thing down.
(you Arwenites now fail epicly with your shield defense, as I am enjoying it )
Sir Godfrey
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Thats what you think. Where's the Galactica I need backup! What? They got detained?!? Where? Pluto! By what? Oh nevermind, tell them I have the quadenants to Earth and the cylon fighters will be there in five centons.
Humph. Intergalactic delays.
BAHAHA! I just thought of something really funny.
In the meantime... *launches smoke-bombs at the Arwenites*
Cylons cannot save you, the power of Eldar shall prevail! No machine or concotion of steel and can withstand the might of the Elves! We shall summon grat numbers, we shall call upon nature to aid us in our conquest! All shalll love us and despair!!! XD
*Deflects smoke bombs with High Elven Shields*
Prepare the flaming Smoores and the cotton candy tipped arrows!
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KathrynJanewayChakotay
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armed and ready sir Godfrey Fire
Sir Godfrey
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*Surveys the Eowynite encampment*
Do these crude mortals really believe they can withstand the might of the Eldar? Do they dare incite our wrath? They are babes, young and foolish babes! If but they knew the power we wield.. if but they knew how ill equiped they are. They shall flee with mighty screams at the sight of the terrible things we wish to unleash!
Like Numenor, they shall sink into the sea! They shall perish beneath the crust of the Middle Earth!
Do these crude mortals really believe they can withstand the might of the Eldar? Do they dare incite our wrath? They are babes, young and foolish babes! If but they knew the power we wield.. if but they knew how ill equiped they are. They shall flee with mighty screams at the sight of the terrible things we wish to unleash!
Like Numenor, they shall sink into the sea! They shall perish beneath the crust of the Middle Earth!
Mozart the Meerkitten
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Why on earth would I want the CYLONS to save me, they're like um the worst enemies of the Galactica.
By the way where IS the Galactica?
oh and if the Galactica's lasers shoot everything to smitherines then you won't be able to call upon nature to aid you.
(Note: Ok the Galactica would never actually blow something to smitherines unless it was Cylon- which they've done before- but it sounded cool and threatening!
)Smores and cotton candy tipped arrows? Man o' live this thread is startin' to sound like the "War of the dwarves and elves" thread! Strangly in that thread I'm an elf...
em...BEGONE YOU ANNOYING ARWENITES! FEAR ME AND MY SQUIRT GUN AND DEFORMANT BUBBLE SHOOTER! FEAR ME! I have conquered haywagons full of hay and filled barns full of the foul things! and I have a laser gun! (that is set on firing.... jelly?
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Sir Godfrey
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Why on earth would I want the CYLONS to save me, they're like um the worst enemies of the Galactica.
By the way where IS the Galactica?
oh and if the Galactica's lasers shoot everything to smitherines then you won't be able to call upon nature to aid you.
(Note: Ok the Galactica would never actually blow something to smitherines unless it was Cylon- which they've done before- but it sounded cool and threatening!
Smores and cotton candy tipped arrows? Man o' live this thread is startin' to sound like the "War of the dwarves and elves" thread! Strangly in that thread I'm an elf...
em...BEGONE YOU ANNOYING ARWENITES! FEAR ME AND MY SQUIRT GUN AND DEFORMANT BUBBLE SHOOTER! FEAR ME! I have conquered haywagons full of hay and filled barns full of the foul things! and I have a laser gun! (that is set on firing.... jelly?
Pah you expect the mighty Eldar to fear water crossbows, haywagons and a light beam device? Your threats have made it Abundently clear, you are ill prepared and insecure in your tactics. You speak of some metal beings that could descimate or annihilate me and my kin with fire from the heavens, yet I have not seen such devistation nor accounted for it in the histories of our people.
Nay I believe you speak of the Ainur, who shall instead unleash their wrath upon you and your inferior people. They shall bridle you with a saddle and make thy own beasts ride upon you! And when the dust is settled and you can take no more, thou shalt be cast into the Void of no return! There you will await the Coming Judgment of the One, for your crimes against the First Borns!
Mozart the Meerkitten
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Speak English please.
Sir Godfrey
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Plainly, you shall be made to be horses for your own steeds and when you cannot bare it anymore, you shall be cast into the Void, a dark realm or waiting room where you shall await the Judgment of The One (Creator of Arda or Middle Earth) for your crimes against the Elves.
KathrynJanewayChakotay
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we will cruch you eowyn's the power of the elder and our people will stand aginst you
Sir Godfrey
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It seems the Eowynites have fled to their caves, prehaps to their fortress of Helm's Deep? No wall of stone shall save you now! Ulmo shall send a mighty tidal wave to wash over you, to drown you in your halls! And if any escape through the moutain pass, you shall be met by Orome the Hunter!
KathrynJanewayChakotay
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Sergent Heavenly will toss fire and wind at the eowynites and they wil not stand aginst the power of the elements and the deep magic of the elves
Mozart the Meerkitten
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*decides to take her forces to the one place she knows the elves won't destroy...*
HOBBITON!
HOBBITON!
Sir Godfrey
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*decides to take her forces to the one place she knows the elves won't destroy...*
HOBBITON!
Hiding amongst the Halflings eh? I should have known you would use their abode as a shield, but alas don't be comforted by your newfound sanctuary, for though the Eldar may not ransack Hobbtion, we do know who will.
*Contacts Isengard*
Hello Saruman, I was wondering if you have a regiment of Uruk-Hai available.